Birdman

Th Free Radicals used to drink carbonated water back in the day so I drink plain tap water now so I don't get affiliated with that crowd.

........eh?

Here's some advice: Don't get caught next time.

Looks like the Something Awful guys took a shine to it....so much so, it's just been hosted: http://cokeplane.ytmnd.com/

......but you posted that before lunch time..............

Just finished working on this little animation. It might run quite slow if you have a modem, so have patience. Hope it is to your liking. Now I must go and get some fresh air.......and some finger clicking grease

discuss...

Then what do you do with all the industrial tools?

A little while ago now, I bought a packet of Wheat Crunchies from my works upstairs vending machine and noticed that there was a competition: We believe that Wheat Crunchies is the NOISIEST snack on the market. If you know of a competitor for sheer loudness, e-mail us at noisy@wheatcrunchies.com. I still believe that a coconut, when chopped into segments, constitutes being a snack, so I e-mailed them: Dear Mr Noisy, I believe that a coconut it a louder snack than a bag of Wheat Crunchies for several reasons. First of all, to open a coconut you require a significant amount of force or a power tool, both of which create extremely noisy scenarios, especially when you compare it to other snacks. Seconds of all, as with every time I try and have a coconut, my anger boils over - since it's delicious interior is kept so rigidly enclosed by the forces of nature, soon wild outburst attempts such as throwing the coconut up high or against a rock begin to take hold. As my actions become more and more primitive, so do my body actions, and a succession of grunts, sniffs and moans can be heard from myself in my tasty coconut quest as I wander around. As with every human being on Earth, a vision drawn from my sanity comes into play and it soon becomes apparant that I require assistance in my coconut endeavour. So in comes the power tools! Operating anywhere from 500 to 4000 Watts of power, these tools have a natural knack for being noisy buggers. And finally, after all else has failed, the coconut begins to falter as I drill down on the hardened shell with an excessively powerful drill bit - more accustomed to destroying a concrete foundation to penetrating a fruit, and with a wild laugh that's mixed with both merciless anger and delirious happiness, the coconut shell splits open and I cradle the fruit in my arms like a mad man. Careful not to spill the precious juice I've tried so hard to obtain over the past 1 - 5 hours, I pour it into a small glass, disappointed as always at the quantity, and use the breached layer of shell to continue on, soon breaking off a layer large enough to cut out the interior and consume the coconut. So as you can see, Wheat Crunchies company e-mail destination reader, this is why I believe Wheat Crunchies to be only the SECOND loudest snack around. Regards, and the very next day I got a reply: Hi, Does a coconut count as a snack? Regards Brad Consumer services So, they weren't sure if a coconut was an authentic snack. No problem - a quick e-mail should sort it all out for them: Mr Brad, Evidence suggests anything that can be consumed that would keep one's appetite at bay may be justified as a snack. Similar sized fruits that you could regard as a snack would be such delights as Watermelon and the delicious pineapple, though, like the coconut, would naturally be consumed over a number of days. As such, I believe you have a minor standpoint in your Wheat Crunchies defence. Although the initial frustration and turmoil of opening a coconut is indeed supreme over all snacks, the proportion of the product of "noise", as is the argument here, would be layed out over several helpings. I believe the below graph indicates this without bias: As the graph clearly exhibits, the level of noise from the constituent parts in serving 1 alone, a coconut would easily beat that of a regular bag of Wheat Crunchies, even over a period of seven helpings! Regards, and that's where it ends, really. unfortunately the people at Wheat Crunchies either didn't take my proposition seriously, or perhaps they don't give a shit. Anyway, might I suggest a follow up e-mail to the little input I have already sent. ANY evidence for my theory or other theories welcome.

quote of the day. Discuss.

oh my god then write it in your livejournal already (NB)

You don't need an investigation to find out where the water is. My guess is that it's still in the river.

It looks like a great deal, but for that price normally it'd be a rough part of town. The CCTV on the door sort of suggests it is, too Where is it?

I'm with you there, Hines! Remember that gig in Edinburgh when that kid in crutches hopped to the stage to pray at your feet.? I just can't believe all he needed was surgery to his spine and a tetanus jab!

No, not really. Go figure

for me, it's Midnite Snake

Greenfield

America is scared! They don't want to know about the facts, the figures or the country involved, so that must mean that anything vaguely advanced in technology is being used to destroy everything the believe in, and loads more!!! I mean, this has to be the case - they're using nuclear power and will obviously harvest a billion bombs in all their vast caves! I hope someone someday will do what's really needed for the world to sit up and think... .....photoshop Zapp Brannigan's head onto George Bush.

You bitch! Seriously, that's nasty leaving him there to face it alone (Half joking with the "bitch" comment, but come on - you must've felt bad after that....or maybe you felt good. If so, then call me: cinquante cinquante cinquainte guadidous guadidous)

Maybe he was, Craig.....maybe he was.

I believe a bothy would be the best idea - incredibly cheap, plenty of firewood and loads of other good shit too