Biz

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You really must get out more do yourself a favour,go and see XS RELOCAT and 16 again, Sat 14 th Aug at Dr Drakes.

prog rock and food There is more to life than food and AOR,how can you make such a sweeping statement about hundreds of very diverse bands?,come and see 16 again THEN SAY you hate punk...it aint gonna happen fat boy,and I thought you were a noice guy too,boo hoo hoo, he he he,Biz.

cheers it is Sat 24th July What is on at Drummonds?

What's on at Drummonds,how come it's not on the calendar?.

new poster in Dr Drakes I SAW A FUNNY POSTER LAST NIGHT SOMETHING ABOUT pish! ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT IT SAYS?.

Fuck Me Baby Fuck Me With Your Fist TAKE MY EAGER LIPS SUCKING ON YOUR GODDESS BREASTS, this is easily the best CD this year,they are funny as hell and fucking amazing live,the CD does them justice,I can't get the smile off my face or the CD off the players. Buy We Are All Sluts Of Trust ,it really is superb. Ha ha ha I met a guy the other night who looked very bemused when I said I play drums faster and harder than Anthony O Donnell from Sluts of Trust. Never mind, 16 again and XS RELOCAT are about to start gigging in August so we'll see what happens...he he he can't wait.

gig? XS RELOCAT OR 16 AGAIN MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO IT.Bear in mind 16 again are playing The Lemon Tree on Weds 22nd so if we fly post we could get a good crowd at Dr Drakes.

xs relocat/ 16 again 16 again would make a great support band,all we play is old punk,Magazine,The Ruts,The Damned,Ramones Dead Kennedys etc etc XS RELOCAT are where it's all at PUNK AS FUCK and nae namby pamby shite either.

crikey he can't be that great,someone has stolen his knob.

och shite I was looking forward to the arm wrestling.

age I can't deny that there is the posibility that I am the father of half the attendees at gigs,I used to be a richt RocknRoll slut in the 1980s and 90s.

why go to gigs? why not?. Go to see XS RELOCAT or 16 again and you will realise why people go to gigs. I go to more gigs than anyone,and have done for more than 20 years, and luckily can remember a lot of what I've seen and heard and use it at a later date. Try it, it's better than sitting alone typing shite on this bloody contraption,even if you are just watching. You do not have to be able to hear to enjoy live bands,the spectacle is often quite funny too,and if there's heckling,even better,see King Liar and the Brutes for details.

Xs Relocat ABERDEENS BEST KEPT SECRET,they are gigging Monday 16th August 16 again are worth the wait,they will be gigging in Drummonds soon I would pay money to see them,but have to put up with paying money to be IN them.

arm wrestling? or the first gay marriage ceremony to be held in Dr Drakes,I think we should vote,I 'll put a fiver on Del for the arm wrestling.

Ha Ha Ha It Worked! I got offered a job as a guitar tech for Josephine,but turned it down,so fuck you and your defeatist attitude,if you don't ask you don't get,get off yer arse and go to see XS RELOCAT in Drummonds on Monday 16th August,it's got to be more fun than writing shite like this.

Handbags at dawn I am nae gay or owt...but why don't you just unzip the jail doors.let out the one eyed convicts and suck each other off,the first to come is the winner,and that will mean the end of this namby pamby thread hijacking business,even I have forgotten the original question,ha ha ha you guys should go to the comedy nights in Drummonds,you excel at speaking shite,ha ha ha,anyway XS RELOCAT ARE AT dRUMMONDS ON mONDAY 16TH August,wahey NEW songs,and 16 again are probably gigging there on Monday 23rd,cheers,Biz.

Captain Toms Great for about 60 as Frosty says,XS RELOCAT went in and recorded 15 songs in 2 hours,and I prefer the live warts and all recordings,too much production makes ye sound like namby pamby shite.The central library is the place to go for free or cheap loans of equipment.

Are You Not Forgetting ?... Drummonds and Kef and The Triple Kirks and Belmont Cinema have bands,The Chip shop does great chips,1 up and The Cavern should be chuffed,they will get more punters through the door if Fopp moves into the area.Belmont street is a great place,the Art Gallery is at the end of it,go there chill out and stop being such negative time wasters,THIS IS NOT A DRESS REHEARSAL .

yes and no Thanks but no thanks, Pete Pinhead from 16 again can handle the work of 2 guitarists on his own. Yes there will be a festival in Drummonds on Sunday 26th September 2004,for now it is called NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS GET INTAE THIS , it is to raise funds to take a bus load of OAPs on a day trip and to have them be entertained in the home. Real Shocks,16 again and XS RELOCAT are confirmed to play. I don't think I am that great on drums,but then again Buddy Rich,Neal Peart, Taylor Hawkins and Dave Grohl are the drummers who I think excell at what they do and make me feel like playing along to their CDs. All this comparison stuff is not woth yer breath, everyone has something new to offer, and having taught for years, I am always chuffed when a complete beginner comes up with something different. Stop bitchin and get giggin. LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR namby pamby shite

nah It was me mis-spelling "Tonight",I do not think anyone could describe me as normal though,after all I am a drummer.What do you mean by normal?.

Ooooooo oooohhhh ooooo (clurches handbag to chest) So ye ken how ti spell then ,that's another string added to your bow,but sadly the ability to attend the occasion escaped you,maybe next time?,there's a jam every sunday,with a full kit and cymbals,he he he I was playing Funk/jazz/reggae /metal/punk all in one song last night,don't know who the guys on bass and guitars were but I HAD A GREAT TIME,cheers,Biz.

covers? I'll gae ye covers name a good punk song and 16 again either do it, or will do it,catch us at The Lemon Tree Weds 22nd September In a Rut Too Drunk to fuck you name it we have the technology.

kING rOCKER round three buzzin like a bee AND IN THE RED CORNER,WORLD CHAMPION ARM WRESTLER of the united states of Torry Delllllllllllllll boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy And in the Blue corner Beeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaamax the trannnnnnnnny,ably assisted by his assistant CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDY FLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. THIS WILL BE A 3 ROUND BOUT WITH EXTRA POINTS FOR BELOW THE BELT PUNCHES.

TONIHT 28 TH July the Moorings about 8pm