Biz

Gundogs, Toy, Which Way Now, Rise. Toy are well worth a look .

Senses working overtime? The last " thing " I ate was Ladies hairy Pie , Cheap hotel room, Paris . Honey, lairy Chick ,and my eating partner had the Aberdeen Angus beef surprise which I had a lot of - but ... SURPRISE ... my name isnae Angus . Got " it " with special ninja powers honed in a bar aff o The Irish Rastas .

fancy a wee dance? Paddy Rasta, edgar prais, Little Kicks .

sex Yeah, as a result of my impeccable dress sense and groovy DJing skills I got a BJ and full sex with a tasty woman , it beats wanky drum solos ony day .

DJ groupies I was DJing and this tasty chick came up to the DJ booth door and lifted up her skirt and flashed her pantiless, shaved into a nice shape, area, boyyy yoy yooi oing .

MySpace.com - Colin Clyne - SAN DIEGO (originally Stonehaven, UK), California - Acoustic / Rock / Indie - www.myspace.com/colinclyne

given half a chance I will perform in Aberdeen with Cyberpiper Tues 15th, Weds 16th, Thurs 17th July,we played in Drummonds a couple of years ago and plenty people danced, mild arse baring nudity and weird projections were involved, if you are a promoter interested in this sort of thing gaes a shout, and if any girlies fancy doing a bit of belly dancing or PVC clad dominatrix shennanigans PM me, cheers Biz . MySpace.com - cyberpiper - - Electronica / Folk / Trance - www.myspace.com/cyberpiper

MySpace.com - blend - palma de mallorca, ES - Electronica / Alternative / Rock - www.myspace.com/blendeskil

Ooh It was afa good, the sound was surprisingly excellent from all angles, they played in the middle of the skate park with a very decent PA, and weird angles of skate ramps all around, the skaters and BMXers went whizzing past at alarming rates and were occasionally frightening, but in comparison to Monotonix they were pretty namby pamby... the singer poured bottles of water over the snare drum which exploded spectacularly on the hard hits ,the kick drum was re -positioned mid gig and played by the guitarist whilst the drummer conjured eclectic beats out of the hi hat and snare drum and they were acrobatically excellent with the singer performing as if Iggy Pop was his mere grandfather, balancing atop the drummers shoulders, mid performance was a hoot, he he, a great speactacle .

where is the cactus dude? Andrew Learmonth from Original 106 is after an interview with the cactus guy, please contact him if you know where the dude can be found .

I like the taps I would like to say it's shite, so folk are put aff, and it's nice and empty, but it's rather good if the right DJs are holding it together... nae bad bands tae... Mondays and Thursdays leave Tuesdays and Fridays lost forever .

tonight Sunday, 4 May 2008 Northern Laughs - Live Comedy @ Cafe Drummond: Gus Tawse presents - Vladimir McTavish, Ro Campbell, Alan & Alan the magicians, Rick Molland At Cafe Drummond, Aberdeen From 8:30pm (doors 7:00pm) Price: 5.00 / 4. NUS

Sunday, 4 May 2008 Northern Laughs - Live Comedy @ Cafe Drummond: Gus Tawse presents - Vladimir McTavish, Ro Campbell, Alan & Alan the magicians, Rick Molland At Cafe Drummond, Aberdeen From 8:30pm (doors 7:00pm) Price: 5.00 / 4.00 NUS

tripping the night fantastic Candi Staton and her band were ace, the drummer looked like Forest Gump, the keyboardist looked like Phil Cool but turned out to be Mick Talbot fae The Style Council,and thon backing singer phwoarrrr, great horn section tae, fnur, I even had a wee dance wi Candi and she lovingly sang to me whilst holding my hand, after that I bought some pegs from a Gippo in room 2, and was horrified to see that some Americans had 3 guitars but nae bass, och me, that jist winna dae, I celebrated by going to Drummonds and speaking drunken shite to the ska posse .

ask for Scotty they also do drum tuition , rehearsal rooms, recording, etc MUSICAL VISION LTD // ONLINE // HOME

Aye they were pretty good, fa wis the support band?

drum tuition on Wednesdays I will be available for hourly drum tuition in Musical vision on Wednesdays 330pm - 8 30pm. I am also available for home tuition at mutually agreeable times . Contact the studio to book a lesson or PM me for home tuition, cheers Biz .

Brendan... I've seen Brendan aboot half a dizen times , he plays accoustic guitar and sings, he looks like Mike Scott oot o The Waterboys a few years back and strangely sounds like he has an Irish tilt to his voice, och fitever, he is worth a tenner at least, his song Burgers and murders is magnificent.

Brendan is playing tae http://www.myspace.com/brendangeniecampbell

a litlle known fact I did boxing and Karate for years -I fought all over the UK. I bet ye dinna believe me but there's an attic in Peterheid full of trophys . I kick arse at fighting but only under controlled circumstances - street fighting is for losers .

I wish there was a category for taps I like cajoling sounds out of the taps, they make great noises especially the third from the left one. Nae quite as nice as Drummonds or Snafus taps but miles better than the trickly efforts in The Moorings . Well done Tunnels, your taps are a great source of amusement to my drunken mind, cheers Biz.

ooh I'm a laydee Does this mean I can participate in lesbotic frolics?. Anyone got any video or photos? All that lager has made my memory of the occasion almost non existant . But I did keep a record of what tunes I played . SONG BAND AWARD 1 NOTHING LASTS FOREVER - Echo and the Bunnymen - most missed 2 LET'S LYNCH THE LANDLORD - Dead Kennedys - best Venue 3 GLAMOROUS INDIE ROCK AND ROLL -The Killers -best indie act 4 Ron the morris minors gone - The Diagram Brothers - most metal of metal 5 3AM ETERNAL - The KLF + Extreme Noise Terror - - best extreme act 2008 6 SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT -The Rezillos -most punchable 7 LAST OF THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS - Morrisey -best international act 8 HEROES - David Bowie - King and Queen of Fudge 9 ROCK LOBSTER - B52s - best rock act 10 ANARCHY IN THE UK - Sex Pistols - best punk act 11 THAT'S NOT MY NAME - Ting Tings -the best of the rest we can't pigeon hole 12 LOSER - Beck - worst band 13 NEW BORN - Muse - best newcomer 14 DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE -Electric Six -best live act 15 TOP OF THE POPS -Rezillos - best band I can't remember who won what or why . I won a totally gayamungous sparkly feather boa but it was nicked by that big wee toad promoter dude, och well it suited him, the big gay poof that he is. At least I kept the plastic flowers . The cricket bat would make a fine implement for doing air guitar on. I can't remember what else was dished out as prizes, does anyone have a clue what actually happened? .

aye and no If you give me the CDs on the night I'll give them a spin. I could do a CD of stuff for the awards like last year a bit like this - PRIZEWINNERS INTRODUCTION TUNES 1. today we fight! SURVIVOR - EYE OF THE TIGER 2. air guitar at moshulu TALKING HEADS -AIR 3. the moorings bar SEX PISTOLS - FRIGGING IN THE RIGGING 4. copy ha ho and the little kicks tied UNDERTONES - TEENAGE KICKS 5. filthpact DISCHARGE - AINT NO FEEBLE BASTSRD 6. the upstarts ANGELIC UPSTARTS - I'M AN UPSTART 7. fiction/action ATV- ACTION TIME AND VISION 8. black atom SOUNDGARDEN -BLACK HOLE SUN 9. hookers green #1 NOFX -PIMPS AND HOOKERS - start at 120 10. lifetimeachievement award - captn tom DAVID BOWIE - SPACE ODDITY 11. we'll be inviting the king and queen of fudgenight up PREFAB SPROUT -KING OF ROCK N ROLL 12. most punchable - jamsey mmw SHAMPOO - TROUBLE /BRONSKI BEAT - DONE BY SOME PUNK BAND -SMALLTOWN BOY/ WILLY WONKA - OOMPA LOOMPA 13. strong like ox BIG SUGAR -WILD OX MOAN - start at 2.10 14. kartta CARTER USM- SEALED WITH A GLASGOW KISS 15. project:venhell ACDC -HIGHWAY TO HELL 16. my minds weapon MAGAZINE - MY MIND AINT SO OPEN 17. panda eyes PRIMAL SCREAM- SWASTIKA EYES Groovy stuff to make ye dance- Pink Squares (Radio Edit) Grace Kelly Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken Perfume Smile Glenn Miller - In The Mood Standing In The Way Of Control Gone Daddy Gone Blister in the Sun Motorcycle I predict a riot Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight (Live) Saturday Superhouse Back in Black (Powerpack Voca Danger (High Voltage) North American Scum Young Folks Konichiwa Bitches Crazy CHEERY NIGHT rub a dub soldier dreadzone - Black Star Liner Mix Skinflowers Six Days (Soulwax Mix) THE NEEDLES like running in circles Drumming Man TOO DRUNK TO FUCK Ace of Spades Country Girl Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above Live At Dominoes Keep The Car Running Living on the Ceiling devils haircut Love Will Tear Us Apart Dub Will Tear Us Apart Professional Widow if you buy this record Daft Punk Is Playing at My House Stand And Deliver Fudge THEME Groove Is In The Heart Fudge jingle Mass Destruction fUDGE THEme HEY YA Been caught stealing Ring of Fire WALKIN TALKIN JOHNNY CASH BLUES Fudge intro Fudge jingle United States of Whatever A Quote Choose Life Fudge Theme Somebody Told Me Fudge theme Big Night Out fUDGE JINGLE Fudge theme Hash Pipe All These Things That I've Done Mexicana (Fucked up mix) Step on Lust For Life and King Liar and the Brutes - Super Transformation Valkyrie Number 1

vote Biz Nae emo pish or Jazz Jizz just quality sounds like King Liar and The Brutes, loads of old Fudge jingles, the Ting Tings and other poptastic groovy gravy baby.

Looking for a drummer ? . I have tons of experience playing everything from 70s rock and funk to punk rock, new wave, reggae, ska, blues, electronica and loads more -but nae JAZZ - it's nae my cup of tea, mind you neither is half the pish I play, but as long as it pays the bills I'll gladly give it my best shot . I do drum tuition in Aberdeen. check out the studio here - MUSICAL VISION LTD // ONLINE // HOME I also set up and tune up drumkits and give advice on repairs, maintenance, gigging and all other drum related stuff. I also do studio and gig work all over the UK as a drummer and drumtech, so only get in touch if you can pay me a decent wage ,I don't have time to fanny around rehearsing for months with amateurs . I specialise in sitting in for absent drummers. I normally recieve a CD of a bands set list - often at short notice notice,and listen to it, write drums, meet up and rehearse for 2 hours then gig . Previous clients and collaborators have included Miss The Occupier, Scunner, aka SKA, 16 again, The Visitors, XS RELOCAT,The Excellent Brothers, Cyberpiper, Colin Clyne and loads more , cheers Biz . MySpace.com - Biz - 43 - Male - Aberdeen, UK - www.myspace.com/bizthedrummer