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What time are Desalvo onstage?

What time are Popup onstage?

I asked the barber for a number two. He shat on ma heid .

His name is Zoggers and he's fae Peterheid

nibbled to death by an Okapi at last -here's a trailer Occasional Monsters trailer

It certainly would be helpful to me - I go to many events, and often get so refreshed that I can't remember them all - I just found a video of me gigging in Dundee - I remember nothing - I bet we got a hoorin big rider. I can't remember a thing about Volvo death spell, but the name is groovy , the sort of thing King Liars Brutes would get up to... speaking of which - I occasionally appear in videos and films and there is one having a Premiere at the Belmont Cinema next month - Thurs 9th Oct, probably around 8pm ,but I dinna ken a the details yet . I'd welcome any photographic or video evidence of my exploits - he he he ,I just found one on you tube of me dancing around as a Dalek at Belladrum, so dig them oot - especially the ones involving tasty trouts, och help ma kilt, the lager is startin to kick in, I'll awa to the kitchen and burn up a Buttery a treat, and clart on some seedless raspberry jam in a tribute to Prince fa is on the radio the noo, that reminds me - I'm DJing at The Moorings on Saturday night, wahey, Ting Tings galore and loads of gay disco shennanigans, ooh I love gay disco music me, cheers Biz .

Too late SOLD

I saw Maple in the Drakes on the Castlegate, they stood out. I saw hundreds of acts at both Drakes and met loads of people. The Screamin Stukas were ace . Mart oot o Colon Open Bracket and his electro chums were fun tae . I loved King Liar and the Brutes and The Videos, they made me feel like getting in a fight and making up with prepostirous drinking, AYE, Drakes was a hoot .

Pretty groovy 5 piece drum kit for sale . Pacific by Drum Workshop I'll include a decent set of hi hat cymbols and a decent crash/ride cymbol + a groovy fold up seat that looks like a record + a kick pedal + a drum key and a wee set of Allan keys for fine adjustments GASP! ONLY 260 cash . The kit can be viewed at Musical Vision recording studio , cheers Biz .

Clachnacuddin 1 Deveronvale nil... thanks to Dougie Vipond there with the half time results. NOW, back to Biz in the studio with an update on the weird monickered guy who has a memory lapse . Thanks Dickie Davis, I miss your half time score terribly, thon tash was great viewing back in the 1970s. It must be said that at Wizard Fest I bumped into the guy, but didn't recognise him with the haircut - he used to look like a goth Dougal aff the Magic Roundabout - but with Squirell ier cheeks . Anyway he offered me a free meal token, which was awfully nice, but I was on a strict liquid diet, so had to decline his generous offer. As far as Feugh is concerned I canna mine seeing him, mind you, I was getting lager poured into every orifice since 10 am, so it's no wonder my memorys as bad as the, half a shandy and bleezin, wee, big, scarf stealing shite -,grrr he mugged me at the Fudge awards, grrrrrr, och AYE, it's a comin back noo, och ma heid, curse thon Fudgers and their lang nichts of daeing athing in sicht and nae minin a thing except some hyper on RedBull giant nicking my lovely sparkly prize scarf - I won it fair and square -well - nae really Fair - it was awarded for being the best female, och help ma kilt, it disnae maiter,I kept the plastic flooers and played Amazing Grace on the taps in Tunnels bogs, braw fun, cheers Biz .

Pop up were ace , MySpace.com - Popup - Glasgow, UK - Pop / Rock / Indie - www.myspace.com/popuptheband they are gigging Tunnels on Friday 26th September , it's the same night as Desalvo at The East Neuk, ooh I canna wait .

So what? I'm a BIG attention seeker, and it's a lot more fun than whinging aboot the price of cheese on here, he he he, Feugh was cracking, a good time was had by all, but it's a bit patchy here and there due to the lager fest, the campsite banter with the wee mobile disco was ace .

You need to write groovy posts like me, he he he, cheers Biz .

I think we should see some pics of the absent minded person, I dunno if I saw them or not. I saw heaps of folk and the inside of the lager tent for over 16 hours, hmmm... relatively priced lager, YE DANCER, I got discount and freebies tae, and nice and chilly lager it was tae, OOH and loads of nice food, and landed up looking like this I think we need to have a vote for the best fancy dress or stupidest gipe or something .

Yo min, fuck guitar, play drums, it's much easier, and all the girls fancy you, and randoms buy you drinks a ower the shop, cheers Biz .

Too late , Ooh I canna wai,t it will be astonishing in many ways.

Och well, all is not lost, ye could ging to the Wizard festival at New Deer instead - woo hoo HEAPS of tasty bands and great stalls and stuff . I have two spare weekend tickets going cheap .

Last chance for two weekend tickets or I'll flog them there . They cost 65 each + a stupid booking fee. First decent offer I get and I'll deliver them to the town centre today .

I still have two weekend tickets for sale

BY BUS Daily buses and trains are available to and from Aberdeen. There will be a Watermill bus leaving Aberdeen bus station at 13.50pm on Friday 22nd August arriving at the festival site at 15.08pm allowing you enough time for the gates opening at 4pm. There will also be stagecoach bus running to the festival on Saturday 23rd August leaving Aberdeen at 10.40am which arrives at the festival site for opening time at 11.45pm. Aberdeen New Deer Depart Aberdeen Friday 22nd 13.50pm Arrive New Deer 15.08pm (Watermill) Depart Aberdeen Saturday 23rd 10.40am Arrive New Deer 11.45pm (Stagecoach) The Happy Bus will be running buses to the festival from: Aberdeen Dundee Dunfermline Edinburgh Glasgow Perth Stirling Please check the website for further details Happy Bus - You Rock We Roll GETTING THERE... BY CAR To get to New Deer from Aberdeen City continue forward on the A956 (signposted Fraserburgh, Peterhead). Continue to follow A90 heading for Ellon. At the roundabout take the first exit onto A948 (signposted Ellon), follow south road A920. At the roundabout take the 2nd exit onto Bridge street, At T-junction turn left onto A948 (signposted New Deer) until turning right onto B9028 (festival will be signposted from here), turn left at A981.

I have two spare weekend tickets for Wizard festival value 65 each I will sell them for cash to the highest bidder :: Welcome To The Wizard Festival ::

I set up and tune up kits all over the shop .This can be done at your place in Aberdeen or the studio here - MUSICAL VISION LTD // ONLINE // HOME , cheers Biz .

I don't think so ,but your guess is as good as mine, these things tend to be done in a very " relaxed " state of mind in some ill lit bar.

Shades/ sideburns YES, WIG? NO, you drink too much cheap coider, Mon the Wizard .