Biz

Preacher is ace.100 bullets isnae so great. Neil Gaiman stuff is worth a look. Not Quite Dead is ace - like the Freak Brothers but about a band.

I would have liked it more if they had starved the fat kid for a few weeks and shaved his head for the final scenes, but YEAH, groovy gravy baby

Jack is delighted with the Argos wedding ring 28 day money back guarantee

I get fed up of her ugly baldy mug on the box and at the news stands - speaking about laughing all the way to the bank, she is sick, but the tabloids are worse. I hear even in the grave she'll be cashing in with her new film " A wedding, 4 weeks and a funeral"

Biz was brought back to life by Voodoo or something - thanks to Lecht Polanski,and the Latvian Fancies, who had gotten fed up of Biz taking over his body, ( like something oot o the film Ghost, far Whoopie Goldberg gets to hae a feel o Demi Moores coapy baps ) and using it to attend Toy gigs and get totally trashed and disco dancing a ower the shop . Here's Biz getting in training for the gig at The Schooner, OOh aah Cantona, I left my nickers in my boyfriends car

My mate Lecht Polanski telt some Latvian ladies at a Scottish festival that he was a TV star and his catchphrase was "Exterminate", they believed him because of the randoms coming up all ower the shop shouting "EXTERMINATE" and they proceeded to cook him a delicious feast and enthusistically tried to tug aff his appendages, oo err missus .

I may start a band called ... Wife meeter, or , Wife? meat her, but probably not , although it's gotta be better than being in a band called The Disciples, high on crack, and totin a machine gun

I had absolutely nothing to do with this gig , I got told by a mate of Shanes that it was going to happen and it did not, so get over it - yeah, it cost me time and money to get there, and it cost 3.00 for a pint, but it was thankfully close to The Lemon Tree, so I went to Hugh Cornwells gig and it was ace so I had a great time and didn't feel too hard done by . Here's the latest from the paper... Shane MacGowans Aberdeen gig cancelled - Evening Express

making adverts is ace fun, and to have your music or whatever listened to by heaps of folk is ace, sell out? it's better than having a shite job and wasting your life doing something you dinna like, and besides, Bryan Adams made a pop video that looked like a fanny pad advert, euugh, gyad sakes min

Hmm sounds a bit like this - Mary Chapin Carpenter on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads I widnae mind hearing a Cello in You Don't Need a Rhyme tae

Yo Jayne..I infiltrate Biz again oo err missus, and hijack his Facebook and sing songs, you ken far to check it oot min, I wid like yer constrictive comment and athing the noo, cheers Lecht

My sincerest apologies to everyone who popped in for a look... dunno what happened in the end, but I got fed up waiting for Shane, and even though slightly miffed at letting so many people down,and spending so much dosh on texts and phone calls, not to mention the hours of attending to e mails - asking for confirmation, I informed the barman upstairs that some dick had filled the urinal full of bog roll - what a shiity stunt to pull, it would have flooded the bar if left unattended... grrr... yeah yeah, I know some dicks said the gig widnae go ahead and threatened to trash the place... BUT, crap like that is really annoying and un called for, so I eventually gave up and went to see Hugh Cornwell in The Lemon Tree which was thankfully just round the corner, and as usual a great night oot - apart from the rediculous booking fee, which is a load of bollocks - 15 is well enough dosh without the added supplementary fee for no apparent reason - robbing fuckers, but Hugh and his tasty bass player were ace, and if I was gay I widnae have had any problem trying to get off with the drummer, and if I was 20 years younger the bass player would have got it at least twice... but I fancied a pint in drummonds and a kebab oot o The Buttery, so she will have to wait till the time travel thing is sorted afore I taste her kebab.

need a DJ for Goldbalde ?

He he, I was there today, plenty of fish and even a huge Terrapin but nae singing cactus. I would like to apply for the job if it makes a comeback. I have loads of experience of speaking shite .

Pity there's so much negativity on here. I like the bar, I used to go there to hear bands and DJs years ago. I even did a gig there once. I like the layout . The Dubliners are ace, I saw them in The Music Hall years ago.. Shane will nae doot be intoxicated, but he always gives a terrific performance and his lyrics are excellent. I do not appreciate the comments about vandalising the bar, you may be joking, but I doubt the police will find the comments very amusing. I wish the bar well and am sure it will be a cracking evening.

I could wear a wig and a bra if you fancy wifie -ish photos -or I could stick ma heid in the scanner and hit Bile waash min, and come oot wi this -

Never mine, M.I.N.E are worth a look tae

How many times do you need told ? - this IS actually happening - if you dinna belive me, go to the bar and check it oot

I remember Mexico - they were pretty good in Dr Drakes - I even bought their CD

I hear there will be live comedy at Snafu on Tuesday 10th March - nice venue, and Gus Tawse and Andrew Learmonth and Jason Murphy will be running it .

Just a reminder that Kevs funeral is at 1145 am tomorrow . I'll miss Kev he was one of the good guys .

I once met the comedian Ross Noble in Drummonds. I asked him if he was Billy the fish off of Viz comic.

Do you need a male model?