Biz

erm no thanks Gary Glitter - Wanna be in my gang? And the National anthem - shite lyrics

I will not fund paedos Bill Wyman famously dated 13-year-old Mandy Smith when he was 46 , the fucker should be locked up like Gary Glitter .

Moshulu The place is a disgrace - too dark to see how dirty it is and stinkier than hell . I feel sorry for touring bands, when they enter the club and smell the stench they often comment on how unacceptable it is. AYE, rip oot the carpet and employ somebody to mop the flair - EVERY DAY - AND put in some lights so you dinna trip over guitar cases every 2 seconds because it's so dark . I'ts a shame that it's so bad, it could be a busy venue, the size and layout are pretty good but the punters are voting with their feet and going elsewhere .

Droopy cock Murphy I saw him standing watching the Dropkick Murphys -I see him a lot. I miss the kilt and cowboy hat, I have several cowboy hats but nae kilt -div ye ken far I can get a decent ane at a reasonable price ?.

and it's only been used once for a photo shoot...

I will include silent mesh heads and cymbal dampeners for silent practice as well as the usual heads - and here it is , delivered to your door for 200

What day is it? 3 guys having a conversation about their sons names...the Englishman says , " My son was born on St Georges day so I named him George ". The Scotsman said, " My loon wis born on St Andrews day so I named him Andrew". The Irish guy said " I was just speaking to my boy Pancake last night "

I will do a solo show on Saturday . I can be persuaded to collaberate in studios or at gigs playing drums and percussion, but I want paid . Peacock art gallery , doon the lane aff The Castlegate 8pm for 830 Saturday night, there's even drinks and nice stuff to look at . There will be other interesting acts with visuals . I also do beginners drum tuition in Aberdeen , but I'd rather be onstage gaeing it laldy .

Cor time flies the gig is THIS weekend, ooh I bet ye canna wait, feel free to come in fancy dress . I widnae mind scoffing your carry oot tae, so mak it a good ane - nae whisky, gyad sakes min, got ony fancy pieces or lager?. Doors open 8pm , hang around and marvel at the artwork and weird implements for half an hour then BANG , CRASH, WALLOP, I'll nae doot perform cunning stunts and acts of prestidigitation like you have never seen or something.

Anais uses ane MySpaceTV Videos: Les victoires de la Musique 2006 by Anaïs

Valentine Valentine are pretty groovaliscious in a punktastic sorta way. Great live and afa tasty recorded stuff.

I only said that fish was good enough for Jehova Och haud yer weesht, back on topic ... So who do people think are the bands/artists we will be hearing alot more of as we venture into 2008?

I'll gae ye avant garde

cheer up goth I perform unique shows that make people smile, shows that are different to the sort of miserable dirge passing as live entertainment that I so often pay to see. I would love to see someone playing a saw with bits of car tyre, or even a fruitbowl with whisks, but there does not seem to be a lot of this type of thing happening in Aberdeen. Thank goodness for Evelyn Glennie and Paella last year, they played very unusual sets and I heard sounds I had never heard before, which was a fine change . Perhaps you should come along and see what having fun is about, then again, I dinna really want to surround myself with miserable people full of negativity, so, on second thoughts, dinna bother coming, but please keep the negativity coming on here, it will nae doubt disuade happy people from wasting their time and money going to see namby pamby shite played by people who have a face like a skelped erse . And while I'm here, I'll say BLACK, just so that some dick argumentative shite will say WHITE . Och I've changed my mind, I'll say WHITE, och no, I'll say GREY, och fuck it ,I'm nae getting dragged intae a this negativity again, och AYE I am, och decisions decisions, right that's decided then, I'm happy , you are nae, let's just call a Timata a Tomato and agree that arguing is fun but having fun is better . Here's my best attempt at being miserable , stick on yer My Chemical Romance T shirt and dae the same, it beats speaking shite a day on here, cheers Biz.

ME? not different? AYE RIGHT

the fruit bowl is my favourite thing to hit For this show as well as electric drums I wil be cajoling noises out of biscuit and chocolate tins, a curtain pole, a saw, a metal fruit bowl , a violin bow, cymbals, bells, drums and other exciting objects

probably My stunning choreography is a joy in itself, the piano dance in particular juxtaposed with the horrors of nuclear war would make Wayne Sleep hae at least a semi on . YouTube - XS_Relocat

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If you want to learn drums, bass, guitar, keyboards, etc look here MUSICAL VISION LTD // ONLINE // HOME They also have rehearsal rooms and a studio room for recording your shitty songs and making them sound better.

aye music is shite there are too many miserablist bands playing namby pamby shite and wearing their sisters clothes and make up. I intend to rectify this by playing a fruit bowl with boomwhackers dessed as a Dalek . Bring on yer negative comments, it will spur me on a treat, cheers Biz.

want something a bit different?

my roadie shakes things Here' s Lecht Polanski the wrestler impersonating Bez oot o the Happy Mondays dressed as a dalek , he may make an appearance at the gig .

Help ma kilt this was written in culturedelux.com Now, it's not often that the drummer steals the show, but tonight local sticksman and sometime standup comic Biz the drummer is sitting in for Miss the Occupier. Armed with a syn drum artillery and frequently checking some hastily-written instructions, it's very hard to take your eyes of Mr Biz as he keeps perfect time while flamboyantly twirling his sticks between beats.

at last the support acts are announced Beaches Of The Proud + Lazy Sheepdog + Biz The Drummer @ Peacock Visual Arts

Richey Wolfe fae The Needles One minute he's serving me a pint, the next he's galavanting aboot on TV next to quines dancing aboot in rather fetching outfits .