SteveCrisis

Me too!

Forget what I said. I'm thick as pigshit today...

I'm now stumped on level 3. It's the clue with the phonetic alphabet. The hint on the page is to use a megaphone. Any other hints? The clues on the forum for this one are clear as mud.

Penny dropped!

Christ! This is frustrating. I'm still trying to get on to level 2:O Exhausted all logical possibilities...

Bah! You beat me to it...

I watched Goldmember last night. It was OK but a few repetitions of the same joke. Tonight I will be mostly watching O Brother, Where Art Thou

A Napalm Death track off From Enslavement To Obliteration comes to mind: Cock Rock Alienation...

Please don't open that can of worms again:nono: I've seen TD in Drummonds (I'm sure it was them) prior to a sound check and the prissy back-combing and hair lacquering prompted a sharp exit to another bar to settle my revulsion

Recorded it from BBC4 on Sunday but haven't got round to watching it yet. It's also repeated on BBC2 tonight at 11.20pm

'Tis winter my lad. Quite a normal occurrence for the season.

Alas, no! Not being in possession of a digital camera scuppers the documentaion of said beard's progress. However, the growth to date (11 days) has received a number of compliments from some of the women at work:up: I would say hubba, hubba, hubba but they're all hounds.

The best mic I ever used and owned was a Beyer Dynamic I bought way back in 1992. I reckon its equivalent nowadays is the TG-X-930.

A bit of ground frost out in Westhill, hee haw really

DRAAAAAAAINNNAAAAAAAGE!!!

I'm pleasantly surprised by it. I missed it last Thursday but was pleased to find out it's repeated on a Monday night at 9pm. Not entirely convinced by the prospect of T4,5 & 6. Should've let sleeping dogs lie.

Always been sideburns for me with the odd (as in occasional, NOT peculiar) goatee thrown in for good measure. Between now and the first sign of summer I'm attempting a full on beard. I'm going to use David Snell's character of Ronnie from The Shield as my template. Wish me luck folks because as soon as I feel that my facial hair is trying to grow back in on itself I'll be tempted to get out the Remington fuzzaway and rid myslef of the damn thing!!

Tickets are now sold. Thanks Steve

On second thoughts a large floor space and work area and a 30lb sledge hammer ought to do the trick. Great exercise for your shoulder muscles too:up:

I'm reading MATTER by Iain M Banks at the moment and in this particular novel one of the more advanced alien species is insectoid. They also think that they are the chosen ones and have helped a leser developed, less technologically advanced, humanoid species unearth an artifact that's lying buried in the humanoids' home world which they hope will reveal and explain a missing chunk of history in the insectoids' evolution and sublimation. Anyway, back on topic. Religion sucks and should die a death. Science kicks arse. End of. Oh, and there's no such thing as intelligent design. I'm with Christopher Brookmyre on this one: www.brookmyre.co.uk :: The Future by Christopher Brookmyre

I wouldn't think so. Remember he's immortal as he drank from the grail in Indy 3:up:

If the top half still needed to wear glasses, would they be pince-nez?

I'll have to buy some for myself too as my zippo has just ran out:down:

Ionised water or lighter fluid work well

At least it got the gongs for best actor and cinematography and at least something meritorious as No Country For Old Men scooped the more salient categories it was nominated for. Woudn't mind seeing both of these again.