SteveCrisis

No doubt thisll be moved to the humour forum but 'll post it here just now: Steaua Needarest Dyslexia Untied Fatzio Red Star Bellend Sporting Lesbian Grass Smokers Zurich Hajduk Spliff LSD Eindhoven Albion Hungovers Real Sosobad Shackthar Senseless Hardly Athletic St. Mirnoff Real Ale Madrid Fred West Ham Unreal Madrid Rapid Viagra Barearselona Bayern Bru Athletico Madras Deportivo Lack a Talent Bayer Neverlusen Borussia Nosobad Sparka Fag Graham Rix U16's Big Bertha Berlin Inter Masister Substandard Liege Torpedo Belgrano Bayer Leverarchfile FC Copenbadly Sporting Abeergut Dinamo Mince Red Stripe Belgrade Fake Madrid Unathletic Madrid Outer Milan

So does that make you a frank turner? I'll go home now...

Selling on behalf of a work colleague 2 x Go! Team tickets for sale Face value 14.00 each. PM if interested. Thanks Steve

That old chestnut?! Superb. Deserves a thread in the appropriate forum think ye not?

Depends how you define 'love' I reckon YouTube - Me Love You Long Time, Me so Horny! (Original)

Helen Slater who played Supergirl perhaps?

Obviously following in David Icke's footsteps. Soon to be seen in the Daily Mail: 'Royals Really Are Lizards' And in The Sun: 'You Murdering Bastards' with a stock photo of the Queen Mum and the caption cold-hearted mastermind

One of my favourite Later performances

I can vouch for these slaters:

Saw it at the weekend. What a captivating film and spell-binding performance by Daniel Day Lewis. If you're not already aware: there is no dialogue for the opening 12-15 minutes of the film. Just a montage of action sequences leading up to the point where the story -line kicks in. This silent action sequence, accompanied by an eerie musiacal set-piece was spolied for be my some twat giving a running commentary to his partner. There's always one. The soundtrack is scored by Jonny Greenwood, and is very haunting throughout. The oscars are in the bag for this film right across the board for this one, I reckon. Go see it:up:

Shame indeed. I watched The French Connection for the first time in ages last night and I was just thinking how good he was alongside Gene Hackman's Popeye Doyle as Cloudy Russo. RIP Roy 'We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat' Scheider. Still. 75 years old - not a bad innings.

Saw the trailer on Saturday when I was in to see There Will Be Blood. Ooh-ooh! May can't come quick enough!

Just noticed that Nothing Is Under-Rated was released Sate-side November, 2007. I'm getting my grubby little mitts on it this evening, Has any-one else bought this yet and is it as good as his debut 'There To Here'? The details: Joe Lally vocals & bass This Album Also Features: Ben Azzara drums Andy Gale drums Eddie Janney guitar Sam Krulewitch keyboards Ricardo Lagomasino drums Ian MacKaye guitar Devin Ocampo drums Guy Picciotto guitar 13 songs Recorded:Summer 2007 Released:November 19, 2007 Day Is Born Scavenger's Garden Map of The World Tonight at 10 Via Nomentana Motora Skin and Bone Pieces of String Door Closing Space Program Mistaken Identity Painfully Aware Strascinata Recorded at Dischord House and Inner Ear Studios Produced by Ian MacKaye & Guy Picciotto Mastered by Silver Sonya

Never a night in hospital but a night in the cells once was enough to teach me a valuable lesson.Not to mention the threat of a vandalism and attempted theft charge dangling over my head :O Never drink to excess on top of anti-depressants kids:up:

I just despise Aberdeen Journals period. The only redeeming quality the P & J has is on a Friday when the recruitment supplement is published, as DaveOfficer has pointed out. As to the EE and P & J's reportage of Erotic Fire - Whoopy fucking doo! Another article dedicated to turd polishing.

I was going to post this up on Friday after purchasing my ticket but forgot to do so. Ah well, nevermind. May 27th : Yeah, Boy! Getting organised early, looking for a suitable chain for my kitchen wall clock...

Buyer for an oil services company specailising in wireline equipment.

PM sent...

The Wombles Theme Tune?? Contains the word 'Underground' at least

A lot of you will be aware that Rich Hall did this in his Otis Lee Crenshaw guise but have you considered the lyrics to Jailhouse Rock in nowaday terms? Now Number forty-seven saying to number three: 'Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see./I sure would be delighted with your company,/Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.' This must equateto the precedent of an inmate actually asking permission to bugger a fellow convict?

Clearly thinking along the same lines as me. I was certain it was Rene O'Powershite the new up-and-coming action movie director

Reminds me of the time me and my father went for a pint in the Prince Of Wales before going to the cinema. Complete random tube comes up to the bar where me and my dad are waiting patiently to be served: CRT: 'Himmen, that's fuckin smairt like. Fuck,aye.' Stevecrisis's Da: 'Pardon?' CRT (pointing at my dad's left ear): 'Yer thingmy, ken. Yer bluetooth. Didnae ken ye got them skin coloured.' SCD removing noticed device from his ear and thrusting it in CRT's face: 'BLUETOOTH HEIDSET? ARE YE WISE? IT'S MY FUCKIN DEIF-AID NOW BEAT IT!' Oh how we laughed, but you had to be there...

As you're not in a conservation area then I don't think there would be a problem either. I'd still recommend speaking to your area's clerk of works just to be on the safe side.

Depends if your property is bought or rented I'd imagine. Asking the council's clerk of works would probably put you in the right direction.

Real short noice I know but due to unforeseen circumstances I have one balcony ticket for the Moz Father's performance at the Edinburgh Playhouse this Saturday. 40.00 is all I'm asking for. PM me if interested. Thanks Steve