SteveCrisis

he gave birth.

Not even when

I knicked this idea from a thread on the Christopher Brookmyre forum. 3 words only per reply and let's see if we can make this as coherent/abstract/absurdist as possible. You never know we could try and get this published and all proceeds go to charity:up: Archie Duguid never

This years best albums for me are (in no particular order): Aereogramme - My Heart Has A Wish You Would Not Go Explosions In The Sky - All Of A Suddenl I Miss Everyone The Fields - Everything Last Winter Clutch - From Beale Street To Oblivion The Twilight Sad - Fourteen Autumns & Fifteen Winters The Editors - An End Has A Start The Kissaway Trail - Kissaway Trail Filmschool - Hideout Frightened Rabbit - Sing The Greys Torche - In Return (Cheers to Scott in One-Up for the heads-up on this:up:) Radiohead - In Rainbows

Did you hear about the shellfish fisherman's penis contest? It was to see who had the langoustine Ithankyou

So you're taking a page out of Shellac's book and releasing the vinyl first a few weeks before the CD? This better come in a gatefold sleeve and have some awe inspiring artwork

I celebrated en early Xmas with my folks at the weekend as I was working Xmas Eve and couldn't be arsed travelling on busted suspension Stagecoach bus all the way from Westhill to Ellon. So Soparanos Season 6 Part 2 DVD box set Attack of the Unsinkable Rubber Ducks by Christopher Brookmyre A Cel'ic calendar Calvin Klein Obsession EDT Bottle of Stolichniya vodka (Cheers! Hic!) A fuck off box of After Eight mints. As for the big day itself, stayed at home, drank loads and watched telly. Seasons Greetings to all that I know and have met on Aberdeen-Music. All the best for 2008.

False. But I did once joke about going home and ripping the missus's knickers off as they were fucking killing me. TPBM Cross-dresses at weekends

Band: Second French Empire Album: Claudine Francoise Mignot 1 Bob Birch 2 Restricted Line Officer 3 Killing Christian 4 Easter Stakes 5 Burning Shore Press 6 Clontarf, New South Wales 7 Cats Can Fly 8 1948-1949 In Swedish Football 9 ICDM 10 Oreolalax Omeimontis 11 Retinoid Receptor

I take it track 11 is a Mogwai-esque instrumental epic?

My alcohol fuddled memory prevents me from remembering what I saw this year. What does stand out includes 300, The Bourne Ultimatum, Die Hard 4.0 and Death Proof.

A susbcription to Razzle and 50plus Granny Slutz is mandatory...?

Morrissey's taken-out-of-context-racial-slurs aside, I've just got my ticket to see him at the Ediburgh Playhouse in Feb

I quite enjoyed that performance too. What made it more memorable was the fire alarm going off and everyone being evacuated. Then later on in their set they incorporated "Is that your idea of a fire-drill?" in to one of their songs. My personal faves in no chronological order: Mogwai - Like Herod, Fear Satan and Christmas Steps being blasted out full tilt as Start Braithwaite et al were pissed off with some of the crowd yakking over their quiter spells. Fugazi - the migraine I was suffering from that day wasn't enough to deter me missing out on them. Annie Christian - immense. Bill Hicks (Slight Return) - Jesus! Just like the real thing. Best comedy routine I've ever seen. DJ-ing many a Fudge Night. Cheers guys. Ah! The memories.

A sad announcement indeed but not a great shock to the system either, given the cash it was haemorrhaging. A shame for all the staff employed there goes without saying. I'm getting nostalgic about all the gigs and stand-up comedy I've seen there over the years. Mogwai and Fugazi stand out as the most memorable. *sigh*

If it's in Wikipedia then it MUST be true!

But that was a moment steeped in irony as he had just finished performinmg National Front Disco which the skinheads thought was in favour of them, failing to hear/contemplate/understand the sarcasm embellished in the lyrics.

Managed to sell this on the night. Thanks for the overwhelming interest

Wll trade for alcohol:up:

Bumpety bump

now sold

Ticket sold. Thanks

Weel, if yer gahn fer a waterie in the pisherie, min' n wahsh yer hauns

Mony a muckle maks a muckle

Gings wi'oot sayin