Hardcore Mel

anyone else reckon desmond's become another figure of hurley's imagination?

I'd like to see you try and swallow a pigeon whole while it kicks and flaps Officer!

i like the fact that in the new video all the girls are in suitably slutty attire except for the ginger who's been made to wear a polo-neck all in one jumpsuit. shame they didn't give her a mask too. kimberley has a hot body, regardless of what her face looks like. nadine looks like she'd cry during sex. i'm all about tweedy-cole.

I love you Spoonie!

Awwww congratulations. She's a darling!

i wanna know more about their fetish sundays. i can't see them having enough room in their for a fetish club, and they haven't had any publicity on any of the fetish boards.

i'll get it from my parents house and upload it for you all to hear. i feel it's a fitting tribute to the original.

oops, forgot about this. did a mighty rendition of baby got back.

Patty from Right Hand Left saw it happen and had to call the cops. Fucked up.

Dummy dyking is so five years ago. We all know Phil's more into the sign language interpretations of JT songs as provided by the Tischuk sisters anyway.

That's one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen on Smoking Gun. That man's amazing!

my friend works in private eyes. the night before steve brookstein got married, he went in for the night (got married at aberdeen uni last month, on jimsin's bday). having never watched x factor, she had no clue who he was till he requested against all odds, had her dance for him to it and while she was dancing went 'this is my song, i'm dedicating it to you.' this makes him irredeemable in my book. hahaha!

did my decaying leg not play one of the fudge awards? is it not in any of the fanzines? there's only 10 of them to look through

The OS girls are normally free on Tuesday evenings. I could check with the rest of them for you.

there were a lot of fantastic trannies there last night. i hate them. they all have long killer legs and it makes me mad!

Why would you do a thing like that? Good to see you there. Did you have fun?

No Andy, I didn't.

Onsale in One-Up and Bassment. It's on Sunday folks. Who's going?

My good god those gigs were ace! Both bands rock and know how to party hard!

neil leyton=very good shit.

It's gonna be great! 2 days after my bday as well. What better way to celebrate?

Thanks!!!! That's such a huge help.

Anyone seen the Prison Break promo on UKTV http://www.uktv.co.uk/index.cfm?uktv=standardItem.step&aID=571702&displayVideo=0 it's the first clip on this site if you haven't. Anyone know what music it is playing in the background? I recognise it but I'm totally stumped.

That's ace! I love that song!!

i'm so confused!!!!