Hardcore Mel

You still haven't cleared up what herion is. Is it like cake? You still haven't looked at the fact that dealing will still exist as you would only be able to get prescribed heroin if doctors felt it necessary to do so. So all the people who don't fall into that category would still have to buy it illegally. Actually in Scotland right now, crystal meth is becoming a bigger problem than heroin. Especially in Aberdeen.

I wanna know what herion is. You really think there'd be no drug dealing if heroin was available by prescription? So what about things like Valium, Diazapam, Vicodin, even Viagra, etc which are available by prescription but still get sold on the black market? People would have to prove they were addicted to heroin before they could get a prescription. Doctors wouldn't just be prescribing heroin to folk who just wanted to try it. So there'd still be a black market for it. Drug dealing wouldn't just go away. What about other drugs like Cocaine or Ketamine, which people use recreationally? There's no medical justification for prescribing those types of drugs, but people still want to take them.

we've always wanted one but the roof in shulu is way too dodgy. plus the ceiling above the stage was barely high enough to suspend wee debs from. Hahaha

La Fenice on Huntly Street is a little Italian lunch cafe and it's amazing. Franco, the owner is one of the friendliest men around, and you get hunners of food for under a fiver. They do takeaway too. He did the catering for my folks silver wedding anniversary party and no one was complaining.

Scorcese finally won! The guy was the reason I went to film school when I was 17. I've never felt so moved during the awards in the entire time I've been watching them. Welling up I was! Glad Pan's Labyrinth got credits where it really deserved it.

You're far too good at this game Dave.

I like. Maybe there should be a subsection of orthodox Jewish themed tributed acts.

Let's see who can come up with the best. Here's mine:An orthodox Jewish GnR tribute band called Guns N Moses. Your turn.

Teabags, that's amazing. you can't make that shit up. My personal favourites (names, not bands) are Mincing Fury, Suppository and Diseased Maggotectomy.

It's likely that it would be harder to obtain a gun under license than on the black market actually.

Actually I think you'll find they're quite useful for hunting. If someone's going to shoot someone else, they'll get a gun regardless of legality. During the post-Dunblane gun amnesty, you didn't see queues of Birmingham gangsters lining up to turn over their weapons.

it's ok, i don't think my sister's got anything too life-threatening. hahaha

Just watched the Midge Ure Buzzcocks episode. It's funny as fuck!

Circle wasn't great either but Sexie is just appalling and makes me wonder if a laugh track was put in cos there's no way the audience would be laughing that heartily at the crap jokes. Dress to Kill in French is fucking funny though. It's on the special features bit of the Dress to Kill dvd.

Yeah we had left by 8ish. My dad had the king prawn and monkfish skewer that I had a taste of and was utterly delicious. My youngest sis told us later she'd pinched some parmesan from the parmesan bowl that was lying unattended near the service area. Nice and hygenic. Haven't actually been to Ciao Napoli in about a year. If it's as bad as you say it is, I'm fucking gutted. In terms of non-Italian restaurants, the last time I was in La Boheme on Windmill Brae the food was amazing. Pricey, but amazing.

I went to Rustico's last night with the family. Was tasty good. Ciao Napoli is also excellent.

one of our lot wants to do a birthing show. but giving birth to an adult. we're drawing the line at that.

I just finally got my Eddie Izzard DVDs back after a year. Watched Dress To Kill again, and it still makes me laugh. Attempted to give Sexie another go (I've never watched it the whole way through) and it got shut off after a very unfunny 15 minutes. What happened to Eddie?

Wow thanks for that! Gonna have to pull out all the stops now. Hahaha.

There was an amazing moment last week when they were talking about rape fantasies. Richard-"These are women who on a day to day basis have absolutely no interest whatsoever in actually being sexually assaulted."

Yeah I'm with Jimsin. The burlesque nights are a lot of fun (think Dita Von Teese) and have a great comedy vibe. The most naked the girls get is down to fishnets, frilly knickers and nipple tassles. And the decor is gorgeous. They've done a great job with the place. The next burlesque night is on the 3rd of March.

Hahaha when he lived with me I made him recycle all the boxes for the various gadgets he bought. You could start him there?

I've had piercings from both Darryl and Michelle and both were great. I prefer getting pierced by Darryl though because he explains the process as he does it, tells you when to breathe and helps to relax you more.

isn't that as good a reason as any though?

i'm quite partial to titanium myself.