Rob Karloff

You better believe it matey. I am listening to the "Fopp" EP right now.

Jolly, can you take me a copy of the other releases?? Do me a all-for-a-fiver deal or something??

1 packet of macaroni 1 block of cheap butter 1 bag saver flour 1 pint of milk 1 block cheapo cheese Melt a little butter in a pan, gradually add a little flour while stirring until a paste forms, and goes into a ball. Slowly add small amounts of milk while stirring until you have a suitable quantity to reduce to a sauce. Continue to stir and heat until it thickens, add the cheese. Drain your now cooked pasta and stir into the sauce. Et voila. Cheap and eeeeezzzzzeeee. Sounds like a lot of ingredients, but you can make a weeks worth of macaroni cheese from that lot.

Concurr. It's over-commecialised crap. If you're gonna do something nice for a partner you don't just wait for one day to do it. You do it anytime you feel like. Been on both sides of the fence for valentines, can't say it's much different whether you're single or not. But if you're not then at least you have someone to be bad with. But then you have them everyday, so it's no different to any other day really. Am I making sense?? Beh.

Fuck. Piss. Bollocks. No Mad Sin last night, their singer Kofte had caught the dreaded tourbus flu and had been coughing up blood that morning and landed in hospital :( Lars and the Bastards were kinda average I thought. Never mind.

Nope. Rock CD of the year goes to the Dwarves... "This song goes out to Queens of the Trustfund. You slept on my floor, now I'm sleeping through your motherfuckin records."

Soundgarden - Room 1000 Years Wide

Quite nippy too! The next person along was a girl, and she promptly fainted despite me telling her not to look and just to go to the Fraser Noble building to get the security guy to help me. So she pretty much landed on me in a heap. I had to pull myself up on the wall and hop on the good (well, it's not much better, but at least was in one piece) to the building and batter on the door.

Full of surprises? Intreguing... Duct tape is like the Force. Has a light side, and a dark side, and binds the Universe together...

I stepped badly on the cobbles in the wee alley in Old Aberdeen beside the bakery late at night and collapsed. I then found a screw sticking out through my boot and my ankle. I'd ripped the fucker out the plate in my ankle though, so it was really meant to be in there...

That stuff nips when you rip it off You never looked like the bondage type...

I can get 3) Stay - Shakespeare Sister and 7) Sabotage - Beastie Boys Can't believe I put Sure Shot when I meant Sabotage! Duh.

That's why I shop at ASDA, because the sign says "Around 11 items". Plus, I'm lazy, impatient, hate food shopping and supermarkets, and no-one ever argues with me.

Hey, don't go depriving us of something to laugh at...

If you knew how many times I'd had people ask me "So Rob, which one do I put the oil into??" then you'd understand why they want to make it difficult for the layman to get at the engine!

Well fuck me... I thought Aberdeen would be crammed with Rancid/Lars die-hards... Or is it that only chicks like them because they think they're hot? Ah well, Mad Sin are gonna be the fuckin business!

Just wondered. I don't think I know even one Lars song, but it's gonna be worth it even just to see Mad Sin.

That's the best insult I've heard in a long while....

No idea. But if you punch in karloff on google or MSN we're usually in the first 5 results on the first page. Rawk!!

What offends me is the half-witted pen pushers who dream such bullshit up. Racism and intolerance are not bore of nursery rhymes, but from lack of education and enforcement by parents. I remember well the Gollywog on Golden-Shred jamjars, and my gran saving tokens to get the toy Gollywog for me and my sisters. Not one of us is in any way racist as a result, probably because our parents have always taught us tolerance and understanding of others.