Rob Karloff

Yum. I'll bring the engine oil and caustic soda.

If it's as hard on the Cello as on the guitar, then I wouldn't feel too bad!! Probably my fave track off S&M really.

It was great fun. Usual Ghastly Ghoulmore costume and makeup flair, with a heavy Santa theme. We even had a "Mantaclaws" playing bass for us. I'm sure someone has some pictures someplace they can post, I know Ben from Filthypact filmed the event on camcorder. Attendance next time is mandatory!

Fangs for all the SMM votes, folks. We really appreciate it, and are dead (ho ho) chuffed with it considering it was a mere 2 days recording time in the making. Biggest thanks have to go to Dr Deleto at Captain Toms for recording/engineering/mixing/mastering it with us!! My vote goes to My Minds Weapon for "This is Revenge". Can't say their music is my kinda thing, but a better recorded and produced set of songs from a local act I've yet to see. I think they answered a lot of the local pissant critics with that release.

That's not how many you sold on the site, it's your SALES RANK for the past three weeks. Duh So out of X number of artists on the site, you came 3399th in terms of sales figures.

Not heard a thing. But if you phone and ask, they'll only be too glad to tell you if/what they're planning. No secrets in that establishment, guv'nor.

January sometime I believe....

Ack! We're trailing that Morrisette dude by 4 votes. Rise, Karloffians, rise and vote! If only so I can cover the Fudge monkeys in fake blood on the awards night. But I'll likely do that anyway. Small detail.

Yeah, thinking about it, Dave is really just your common-or-garden crusty without the dreds. He has an unkempt mohawk thingy though.

You know the deal, folks! Come along to see bright young horror punks Infection, complete with Karloff t-shirts!! Then witness the might and surprises of a Karloff Xmasy gig.... We'll rock your Santa sock right off! Then stare in awe and inspiration at the wonder of the Tyrant Lizard Kings, worth it just for the name alone. Fantastic!

I usually get cooties when you kiss me. Bloody over-zealous, semi-minky crusties

They're not that big!! We were toying with the idea of having a mock on-stage shooting, actually. PS : I hope you all voted for us in the Poll on Fudge's forum for Best Extreme

Ah Blastcap, you're extreme personified. I actually heard it was a Super Soaker that Craig was assaulted with, an altogether more extreme form of water delivery, with the potential to take out an eye or electricute a wayward bass player.... Did his hair stand on end with fear/static?? I'll never forget the night you made Bonesaw Bazz almost maybe nearly cry.

...And then you woke up. Right?

Is it wrong to vote for your own band?? Ahem.

That's defcon, you idiot.

Nay lad. Dave broke his arm pre-halloween in a bicycle related drunken mishap, and is unable to play guitar at present. He was seen in agony after playing the Damned gig in Edinburgh the other week... Stupid Goblin.

Wow. What will you do if it turns out that the Moorings is one of the venues that isn't actually listed for the Best Venue award....??

Classy guy.