Rob Karloff

I haven't seen any of you recently. I think you're all part of a plot by the Countryside Alliance.

So the commonsense in moving out of Bulgaria to somewhere that the pay is decent escapes the mind of a person with IQ of 200.....? o_O

It's the furry fuckin viking boots that girls have taken en-masse to wearing recently that piss me off most. They look good on a Scandic girl in -10C snow and ice conditions, not on some UK bint trudging around in the rain.

Not a big Hank fan meself, but like Hank Williams III a lot. If you get his "Lovesick, Broke & Drifting" CD, you see in the liner notes he's wearing a Misfits Fiend Club t-shirt... And he plays bass for Superjoint Ritual!

I'm with Jonny here... They were all a bunch of up-themselves wankers. Met them at the Fudge aftershow in Dr Drakes where they insisted on playing some acoustic set and making arses of themselves. Really can't find anything worthwhile to say about my encounter with them.

See also the very snazzy live photos from the Lemon Tree taken by myself in the hairy-assed-one's gallery...

You didn't see the Rob Monster doll that I got presented with at the gig?! Maybe I should give it to Al-B.... And you think I'd let someone like you get behind me...?

Is he ever?! I think his quote in the fanzine was "charity shop suit that probably cost all of 5 with a blatent self-promoting slogan inked on the back", which is pretty close, but I think it cost 50p, actually. There was also a reasonable photo of Dan Atom and my good self, having annointed Dan's forehead copiously with fake blood, which he then complained was hurting his eyes as it ran in.

I caught a bit of this I think while hopping my 5 pleb channels... Some woman complaining about how her daughter repeatedly told her to fuck off, binge drank and she was scared she would assault her. 15 year old called Alex I think it was?

My outfit will be suitably cheap, mouldy and bloody, much like last year... hehehe

Ripped part of me hand off in some farm machinery aged 9, destroying lots of nerves in the process, smashed up me legs 3 years ago while at a race meeting, wrecked some nerves in there too. Al-B takes great pleasure in giving my leg horsie-bites and generally bashing it about in wonder at the lack of pain reception.... Its nice I can keep him happy so

Maybe, but I am mainly hypothesising. It may be nothing to do with any spikes or surges, maybe just shitty made transformers! Sadly there are not that many manufacturers of these components these days. It's never been the mains transformer, always the output transformer which takes the amplified signal and ramps it up for output to drive your speakers. But, its conceivable that a small variation in mains input becomes something out of tolerance by the time it is fed to the OPT. As it happens, I'm liking the JCM800 much better in terms of tone and sound, and have had not an inkling of a problem with it. But interestingly, it has the much fabled Drake transformers fitted to it, and these seem to be the mecca in terms of transformers for older Marshall amps.

Bring It On You do realise that I have no feeling in one arm and one leg?? And an exceptional pain tolerance? And that I'm pretty large and strong, and have the use of several nerve pinches taught by a prison warder uncle?

Eat my shorts, Adamski

I agree, what's the point in the Wrestling stuff? It's predictable and un-exciting. And not real. But, I do like the Undertaker. Mostly because I met him, the Rock and Kane in Dallas a couple of years ago at a dragrace (WWF sponsored 2 cars then), and he was a super-cool guy and we bullshitted for ages. Other than that, wrestling is baws, min.

Well' date=' the team photog had spent the entire season trying to catch me on camera with me steadfastedly refusing to pose in any way (hate having me pic taken). It was the last run of the last race, so I thought I'd finally relent. Little did she know, but if she'd waited another two minutes she could have had a photo of me struggling to get into the car to steer it back to the pits and getting stuck (I'm too tall for the car). Fool... This is a much "cooler" photo of me in "action".. : [img']http://www.smax.co.uk/img/04_gardermoen_10.jpg