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Is Paddy from Emmerdale the worst actor ever?

If you made up a noise compilation what would go on it? Here was my effort, that tried to avoid overly long tunes... Dave All Noise Sounds The Same Side 1 Merzbow - Requim Bark Psychosis - unknown track Nels Cline / Wally Shoup / Chris Corsano - Lake of fire memories Fantasmos & The Melvins - Good morning slaves Satan's Tornado - Enhanced amalgamated computer experience Jazzkammer - Great lake trout Omoide Hatoba - We are hello Black Dice - Heavy manners Wolf Eyes - Village oblivia Xinli Supreme - Kyoro Painkiller - Scud Attack Arcane Device - Lathe Side 2 Choose - Purzuit ov noize Alan Splet - Space travel with changing choral textures Carcass - track intro Godflesh - Street Cleaner QT? - Nnoon Joseph Nothing - Spanking (Albert Fish Mix) Monguito - New wave tornado Mount Vernon Arts lab - Window Janet Cardiff - The Missing Voice Russell Haswell - Maquette Angmentation Ruins - Refusal fossil Strich Pluralo - Es trich spluralo twa

I wonder if the Pussy Cat will be on time for his One Up appearance. Perhaps he might stop off for some milk first....

I think the cactus should change into an anti-folk singer songwriter. It would be a nice little earner for you Alan... I think the original cactus got laid off - was he not called Spike the talking cactus?

A rather deecnt HMHB set. Nice to see some folks down the front with their own oven gloves. I've not sung along or laughed so much at gig for ages! But I hope Nigel B writes a lyric which takes the piss out of people who hold their mobile phones up in the audience to take photos, record a track or just let their mates hear what they are missing... Dave

Ras Kwame from R1 played some decent HH from Glasgow the other week. But I hear Japanese HH is damn fine - http://somanyshrimp.com/2005/07/rapanese-part-i.html

yep I agree - there are car parks and loading bays around the area. But if its dark cameras as nae that much use...

Hyper Dub mixes - http://www.hyperdub.com/speedometer/default.cfm If you stretch your definition of British HH, you could include the deformed beats of The Bug and associated singers. Bug interview Dave

hold on...what about AntiCon ? (or are they too high brow ?) and Def Jux artists such as EL-P and Cannibal Ox and left field kids Dalek?

I'm sure thats a Montel Williams show...

That was a damn fine night Bill, even if we were a little chilled...

I meant the Hyperdub gent, but Massive's Daddy G would be interesting in a more conventional way. That would make for a strange and confusing double bill...

How about getting Daddi G or Jon E Cash up here?

You could try recording what happens in a post office Bill and see if its anything like this. http://homepage.mac.com/aurgasm/.Public/Postal%20Workers%20Canceling%20Stamps%20At%20The%20University%20Of%20Ghana%20Post%20Office.mp3 Who needs minimalism or techno when you can have this lovely ditty from Jim Koetting's 1975 recording of an African PO? Dave

I wonder if Mogwai would support Noxagt....

The same is also true of Geography, Economics and a few others I canna think of as of now.

http://www.hesa.ac.uk/holisdocs/home.htm provide stats on graduate destinations and the student population as a whole.

maybe Mark E Smith will use it for an album title...

Strategies for getting into the Daily Mail. Start your own spoof snoozepaper - see http://www.dailyreckless.co.uk/ for an example Get loads of Arts Council money for a cool idea' date=' that upsets right wingers. [*']Deconstruct a Daniel O'Donnell track into pure noise. Become a MP with an "interesting" private life

keep the crazy ideas coming Bill - who wants safe and predicable anyway, well apart from Michael Parkinson and Daily Mail readers...