Invisible Lead Soup

No, just no.

You poor sods. That is all.

Anyone hear about the fuckwit who was awarded 170K for being called "Bubba"? Woo. Get some backbone you fucking coward.

Maybe next they'll tear down Belmont Street itself. One can only hope.

Roll on the 11th! I've been looking forward to this.

I think what The T Man is referring to is the fact that he's been up UNTIL 9am, as opposed to waking up at that time.

I recall back when I was sixteen or so when I worked in Tesco Danestone. There was a remarkable piece of graffiti in the gents' (Where else?) regarding the store manager, Alan Orme; "Alan Orme - Anagram = More Anal". You had to be there.

Let down by the end? Soldiers turn into testosterone-crazed maniacs, Main character evades execution, goes on a commando mission slaughtering soldiers left, right and center, completely flipping out. Finally mauls the eyeballs of the most testosterone-crazed "grunt" of them all. Saves teh day. Oh, and the soundtrack is awesome.

I'd only do it on the condtion that I'm dressed as Prince Harry/Adolf Hitler...

"It shows how powerful our AntiSpyware program is," said Weatherbee. "Not only is it able to remove spyware from the system, but also the source of most spyware. Our competitors can't match that." Ahahahahaha.

I saw it and laughed. But I laughed harder at peoples' reactions to it.

Ahahahaha.

Says the chap who refers to Britain's media as "noble"... omglolbbq!!!1~!@!@

Try again. The matter was only highlighted for the purposes of stirring shit, selling newspapers, and invertedly demonstrating what gullable half-wits you all are.

Shitting crikey. This is absurd. You cannot "pull someone up" for offending someone else. Purely because the very nature of being offended is completely and utterly subjective. No-one can either predict or assume what may offend others. Oh, and I understand why some people were "offended". Here's a recap: (a) The Sun, in all their journalistic mastery, make all decisions for you, because you're such a gullable bonehead. (b) Like the rest of the UK, your spinal column is deteriorating into a paste-like substance until the point where you become too lazy and puny to even defend your views, retaliate, or develop your own thought patterns (see 'a'). Being offended is just another way of saying "I'm a fucking pussy and I can't stand up for myself".

And another thing, most idiots are TOLD what to be offended by in the first place. Harry dressing as a Nazi isn't offensive, just as it wasn't offensive when a myriad of comedians/actors/producers had featured a Nazi or two on television. There's no uproar when that happens, is there? Nope, It's just that some boneheaded Sun journalist is making your decisions for you. Bonehead.

Oh for fucks sake.The whole "offensive" thing this country has going on at the moment is ridiculous. Everyone finds something offensive (Apart from me, it seems) and therefore no rational decisions can be based on how "offensive" something is, because it's all so bloody subjective. Besides, I think anyone who whines about something being "offensive" needs to get some backbone.

I especially enjoy maiming people with radiators.

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Taste like crab, talk like people.

"Good Times With Weapons" is genius. Let's fighting love? How can you possibly suggest that it's the worst?! Just for that, I'm going to watch it. Again.

My celebrity threesome would involve Paris Hilton, David Beckham, and my chainsaw of Natural Selection.

I want to cull them all with my chainsaw of natural selection. Oh yes.