Penny

i have that vibrator.. its shit, it's one of those small ones that u can get out of the vending machines in pub toilets. it's good as a drinks stirrer tho.

1. a cookbook (with a sexy man chef in it, so it can be used as light porn too hehe) 2. a dictaphone with a few trunks full of tapes.. so i could tell my story if anyone ever found me. 3. a subscription to sainsburys.com so i could get food delivered air styleee.

what will u be doing with yourself? uni? if so, what course and where? travelling? if so.. where? working? if so.. doing what? i'm just about to start 'corporate communications' at RGU, i think i'm going to feel old compared to the majority of freshers.. again..

False. i didn't have time to consider :O TPBM has been in a long distance relationship which lasted a long time.

how hilarious.. eugene shakin his 'lil pom-poms.. i haven't laughed so heartily in quite some time..

false. fighting people scare the shit out of me. it's not a real sport he's involved in. yuk yuk. booo hissss. TPBM is a male who wears eyeliner/nail-polish

maybe he found his drumsticks..

yeh... he wanted a pint, so i served him a pint.

My old hockey coach was called scorge.. and i hadnt seen him in 3 n hlaf years, and he came into my work today and teased me cause i couldnt remember his name for agggggges. true story.

no, i'm still alive. but yeh.. silly kid. blame the parents, BRAT.

"Penny is 43% GAY" "congratulations! you scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe".. may i add that 43 is not RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of 0-100.. me thinks the brainy bunch at channel4 don't 'do' maths..

hug someone, make someone smile/laugh and then get into bed and feel happier because you made someone else happy. yum.

Cafe Society (under the international casino on Queens rd).. 4.15 an hour, but the tips make it up to be about 7 or 8 squid an hour, yipee. great place to work, easy easy jobs and life is just sunny and fabulous at the moment. *for once i might be able to stick in at one place of work*

barry white

does that mean that if you get run over by a bus whilst asleep.. it wouldnt hurt when you woke up?

lick their eyeballs..

yes yes yes.. OFFICE. buchanan street. glasgow. scotland. united kingdom. earth. galaxy. universe. they stock them all year round for the likes of the converse droolers. yum yum yum. 29.99 weeeeeeee

some more.. socks.. guys wearing pink socks!! and.. guys wearing pink socks when you're getting jiggy jiggy with the little sausage in their panties.. when my mother tells me that the cheese i'm eating smells like semen.. i almost spewed, parents aren't allowed to talk about sperm, spunk, sex, socks, and.. erm.. semen. burping up last nights kebab whilst serving a rather delicious looking customer.. shame on me.. THAT HAIR THAT IS BLOND ON TOP, AND BLACK UNDERNEATH.. GADZ MIN U LOOK MING MING, NOT BLING BLING.

milan.. that place smells of heaven. would like to live there some day when im rich and infamous. yum. *i got a 25p tip from willy miller the day he went bust muwahahah*

his hand.. possibly.. maybe?? how mundane.. if only hands could talk..

drink lots of coffee play isketch.net eat something sit on a pin play some music run around your desk several times stand on your head count sheep backwards drink some more coffee

does heebeegbees not come from the times that it was HJB's (henry j beans)??? they might want to get away from the old image.. who knows.. heebeegbees = funny way of saying henry j beans

but were craig and anthony not taunting her in the way 'ive got a madder friend than you', meaning that they knew that would make kinga react in the way she *disgustingly* did.. i still like kinga, think she's excellent.