Penny

manure?! don't see what that's got to do with it.. go have a look on the net for educational reasons, u can find out quite a lot of lovely information which im sure your little brain will cherish with all its cells and such-like

dumb and dumber

a tsunami (biggest oceanic wave possible) can be caused by the mere fluttering of a butterflies wing on the opposite side of the world, it doesnt need to be caused by something as huge as itself. its a phenomenon, and whilst it is such a tragedy all those people died it's also an amazingly natural catastrophe which was never caused by human error.

rar, and honey

thank you kindly, how appropriate that there are nuns runnin about on bbc1 just now, i need to run to the hills and sing with little children, and run away from nazis.

and all because i got too drunk in the casino.. ask not why i was there, but why i was gamblin 10p chips?! hehe. i am not drinking or ever havin sex again, it is too much hassle.

pah, twisted my ankle, cant walk, parents read message from a guy sayin 'wish i had fucked ya' on my phone.. am screwed, now i cant go back to lovely glasgow and spend new year with all my buddies.. so upset new new years resolution: stop gettin drunk and running away from men

i hope u have a vcr/dvd or you're screwed haha.

1. try and stop smoking 2. get over ex 3. make new friends who don't do drugs 4. be strong-minded 5. make effort with family 6. keep in contact with my best friends 7. drink less 8. do less wanker-crap 9. stop having so much sex 10. eat more yeah.. like anyone actually holds new year resolutions down. pfft.

i have a rocket in my pocket, and i'm not afraid to use it.

lucky bastard

i think the worst kind of staff are the ones u get in shops, where u buy something, and they're all smiles and thankful for u puttin money in their till, and then u get home and decide it doesnt fit/doesnt work blah blah.. so u take it back, and they're all grumpy and wont look u in the eye, and sour sour faces.. i always end up apologising profusely and made to feel guilty!! ive always made the effort to bend over backwards for customers, i cant understand how someone can be so dick-faced and outrageously rude to someone they could expect future service from! pfft..

i was born on a day when noone famous died. but im gonna be famous one day soon.. and then i'll have my very own day! oh my god.. loser.

photolab in boots.. so fantastic.. hehe, so many porny photos to lok at, weeeeeee!

a fag. it's great, makes u non-hungry at night, and makes u need to pee before u get into bed.. therefore nooo bed-wetting! yeay!

it could be a hernia, where the bowels break thru a bit of muscle tissue. it's not really all that serious, but it hurts when u cough, shit , sneeze blah blah.. u can get them anywhere from your oseougous (sp?) down to you're erm.. private bits.

For the first 70 years of 'Burberry' the infamous Burberry tartan didn't even exsist. The man who thought of, and marketed 'Burberry' designed clothes for locals, and travelling sportsmen. He also invented the first ever water-proof material called gabardine. The first man to reach the south-pole in 1911 was completely fitted in Burberry-wear, which protected him from the elements, and the 'wet'. Burberry was commisioned in 1900 to be the sole uniform designer and outlet for the 'War officers'. The 'knight on horse' burberry logo was then commisioned to be stitched on the garments, to signify the worth and use of the clothes. Burberry designers were also the first to deisgn the 'trench coat' which is worn by many people today. don't slag off 'Burberry'. slag off the 'tartan' which was originally illegaly copied but 'ned' outlets. do some research before you mouth off about something which has aided in many great achievements. you mihgt not be walkin round in waterproof clothin, had it not been for burberry.

http://www.peppersformalwear.com.au/images_l/8.jpg i sure as hell wouldnt say no to that man in that suit...

hehe.. my heart did a little leap of fear

i've got an ace job in a really expensive restaurant in glasgow, i've met all sorts of famous people woo!! i only work 5 hour shifts and come away with minimum 40 tips each night.. hope it keeps rollin

quality. went to see him the other week in glasgow, and he fuckin rocked.. best gig ive ever been to!! ja ja ja ja.