Penny

the worst one i watched was when there was a guy with tit-implants.. he lost a bet, and as his forfeit he had to get a boob-job, but he loved them so much that he decided to keep them.. his wife then left him whilst pregnant with their baby, due to him havin a stupid pair of titties.. he then got another, may i add, ANOTHER phillipno (sp?) girlfriend, who likes the tits, and has to shave them for him.. i was revolted, and amused beyond belief.. and what a kak bunch of presenters, i mean an ex-thim, ex-fat, ex thin, ex-fat vanessa feltz, and extremely annoyin american surgeon with a voice that cuts through ya, and a girl who snorted so much coke that she lost her septum, and then had it rebuilt.. uhh the disgustingness of it all, i am more mortified by the presenters than by watchin the surgery (which i find really exciting n interesting)

uhhh.. is it not supposed to be a private thing who u vote for? hence the ballot.. my parents won't even tell me who they're voting for, dumbasses.. i'm not gonna vote, i don't trust myself enough to vote for the right dude, plus if the person i voted didnt get thru, then i'd just have to cry myself to sleep every night, therefore i am saving myself from a lifetime of wet pillows!

i was at a skanky old flat party in glasgow a couple years back, and i did a real good piss, and alas there was no toilet paper.. so i wiped my front bottom with the skanky old old curtains.. yuk. moral of the story.. never run out of loo-roll n invite penny to your house

i am moralistic, listen to others, help my friends whenever possible, loyal, fun, and poor.. sometimes having no money, and being highly in debt makes u take note of the good things that are free what a load of old bullshit. i have fun in bed. nuff said.

i think the guy in the white t-shirt, glasses and over-sized teeth has tuerettes (sp?) yeh, but god awful..

yeh, i was out drivin around aberdeen today.. and no matter where i went people were dressed in horrible dark clothes, what the fuck is it with people not dressing all nice n summery when its a nice WARM sunny day.. it pisses me off when people dress depressingly in dingy artic clothes, apart from lookin plain borin, they must be fuckin boiling.. rant over.

the first people in the queue to see the wrestlers today were given free tickets to go watch them at the weekend, how hilarious and disturbing..

and the usual suspects, but my copy was borrowed out a couple years ago and never returned

The Acid House 24 hour party people cats and dogs the lion king dirty dancing

having had 16 different braces over 5 years when i was younger i realise i dont wanna go through anymore 'mouth' pain so i clean my pegs a LOT.. 20yrs old, a sweet addict, and NO fillings

another fuckin burnin building in glasgow.. in my 2 year stay in glasgow i think about 6 major biuldings burnt down in and around the centre n west end of glasgow.. fuckin glasgow-mafia.. what building was it this time? i remember seein the 'shack' on fire when i was walkin to uni the mornin if it being tampered with, black smoke n stale air filled glasgow city centre for nearly 24 hours

lacoste stuff used to be so classy and upmarket.. i still think some of the individual pieces look really good, i like those trainers n polo-shirt that was posted, it just depends on how u wear clothes, not what 'name' they have.. stop stereotyping.

the old scottish dude who was supposed to be in retirement.. but i dont vote, i dont trust my judgement enough..

we're screwed

i hpoe the new pope lives for a very long time, and the next.. i can't be arsed with the world imploding anytime soon..

worst times to call are 11:30 am - 2pm and 5:30pm-8pm... all the 'workers' phone on their lunch breaks of after they finish at the office.. best to get in there first thing in the morning n u get prett much straight thru!

carl has a heart attack soon n just before he does, he professes his undyling love for susan.. 1.2.3.. awwwwwwww izzy can fuck off n melt

i wonder if she loves milk n hates flying..

standing in the queue at a late night petrol station with a load of murderers standing in a line behind you.. brown bread, no brown bread.. that's diesel oil, yes brown bread.. first word sounds like brrrrrrrrrrown.. murderers 'twix please' hahahahhaa so funny

then you've never been on acid.. this was a tribute to the fabby tranny eddie izzard and his 'definite article' gig.. shame on you for closin the thread, eddie izzard is a comedic god!!! but yeh, if u didnt know what it was about, then i guess it did warrant a 'close down'

elvis is still alive.. uhhhh huh huh

i'd use it.. it'd be fuckin brilliant being in there and noone knowin what you're doin or who you are, takin a shit n watchin people look at you, but not really look at ya.. it'd be funny sittin on the toilet with someone fixin their hair up real close to the outside mirror.. haha