Penny

my drink was free all night long, grr.. water water water. i was sweating like a beast in there last night.

woo, i've still got the golden touch.

sex is.. 1. when a man sticks his willy in a girls fanny 2. when a man sticks his willy in a boys bottom 3. when a woman 'bumps' her fanny against another womans fanny.

what's the difference between casual sex and formal sex?

that's fortunate then

yes yes yes, but i'm a prostitute with aids. hehe

oh this was done a few weeks ago, it's tres tricky but much fun.

i love the world of bitter sweet.

woah there horsey, whoever said i was a lady? i am a mere minion..

i've heard that there are some lovely ladies on the drive down to the harbour that would be willing to suck and fuck at a reasonably low price.. maybe you should check it out? but then again.. maybe you don't want aids thrown into the bargain..?

becuase you washed in lemon juice this morning?

false. i never even got to watch it till the end TPBM was in exodus last night

shouldn't all parties involved be to blame? the single guy sleeping with an attached girl.. both of them should know to stop it becuase neither of them have the right to sleep with each other. the attached guy sleeping around (who WILL get caught) with a load of girls, he's probably (not always) bragging to his conquests that he has a girlfriend but 'he'll make an exception for you, because you're so pretty and i want in your panties' therefore the girls and the boy should know that its morally wrong. but if someone is cheating, they should be respectful enough to come clean, and tell the truth and feel the consequences. i bellieve if an 'affair' becomes very emotional and inter-linked (i.e love), then the other partner in the relationship shouldnt stand in the lovers way, because you never know when you are going to find your life-long partner. does that make sense?

sex is an unknown concept at the moment i shall be working, travelling to spain to ma parants pad, and then finally hittin uni for the fourth first year of my short life. yeay. i want moneeeeey. my bank just approved a larger overdraft, oh how fabulous.

true. TPBM has had a brace/braces

he's upset coz he forgot to buy a soul-mate

ok.. i'd offer my services, but i like POP, and i cant eat fish.. hehe

true. audrey hepburn, so classy TPBM plays isketch

true. watching it just now, love the beard machine. perfect fathers day present. TPBM is an insomniac

True. double bill tonight, yas. TPBM owns a copy of 'fantasia'

wearing jeans too tight, over-hang is just not cool.

the guy on the right must be very jealous that his friend has eyebrows..

carrying a bible around in a nightclub.

ohhh yes yes.. the naked guitarist in my gallery was one forgetful photo..

james blunt - you're beautiful