Penny

did you just watch the ad's inbetween nip-tuck and big brother?? hehe yeh, it's a shit advert.. and he's even shitter in it 'get a number, get a newcar, get a number, get a new gaff, get a number, get a fuckin life fran...'

woah there.. is this ACTUALLY a thread about what you are drinking in this moment in time.. how low can you go, i said, how low can you go lalalalalalalalalal hehe. poor show.

false. 1. he spits when he talks 2. i used to work there, and the counters aint all that clean.. TPBM has parents who were both born and bred in aberdeen

True - tom vek TPBM is a piece of hot ass

but but but.. a sprite is not only a thirst-quenching drink, it is also a sort of little hairless dog looking thing that appears in your tent when you're very thirsty at a festival.. and they also play folk music, but they have no rythm

SMITH.. spot on, that is why i need mine to morph into something shiny and new

but.. imagine someone being given the gift of sight.. your eyes are not 'you', they are just the shell of what 'you' have been given as a body. heheh. weeeeeeee. i'm sure someone would love having your boootyful eyes.

hehe no it wouldnt matter at all, i was just 'jesting'. but i could get stuck with a few funny ones, what with having a coin as my first name.. i'm still looking out for Mr Tration.

i went to give blood last year.. but NOOOOO, i was told i couldnt because i have tattoos, anaemia and had just had a hepatitis injection. god dammit.

roll on the day i get to change my surname through marriage. i shall start looking for men with good surnames from... NOW. go go go.

so it's PINK then.. geez..

ooooooh but think about it.. now people with nut allergies can taste the forbidden 'nut' woooo.

ooooh i can play, used to frequent ballater GC a lot a lot. golf is very theraputic.

True. oh craigy craigy and his fun antics in glasgow. love him. TPBM has done a shit in a public place (not a public toilet)

OR.. cash-converters? or places like that.. many many up george street, worth checking out

marriage is the 'seal' of love and commitment from God. if you're religious or not, i still thinks its an awesome agreement.

another relationship thread, heheh relationships don't suck, as long as both parties are happy, secure and trusting of each other. only bad relationships/experiences make you think they suck.. but they don't. a lot of relationships you have before you find one that you can live with forever, are just filler-inners and teach you how to behave and relate yourself to a relationship. weeeeeeeeeee. bleep.

oh god i HATE when people spell things incorrectly, or use the wrong word.. it does my nut in. ESPECIALLY over text messages, it gets me all confused and angry.. and i have been put off a few guys from this horror. also.. i hate when people say things like 'i got hut on friday'.. you bought a hut? someone threw a hut at you? its HIT not HUT. or.. 'i bet your brother at tennis'.. sorry? you placed a bet? no its BEAT not BET. or.. when people say 'came' instead of 'come'.. urgh.. so many flaws in the world of language these days.. what are schools used for these days? it sure isn't for learning..

grrr, apple-macs can't get google.earth yet, im so annoyed, rar

hahaha that's excellent, actually quite like the song, made me chortle.

Orlaith has walked.. thank the fucking lord.. 'she was doin ma head in'

last night was great.. drinking away at a mates house, getting to triple kirks to drinkie some more, go upstairs to exodus FOR FIVE FRIGGIN MINUTES (yes i had paid, and paid for my bag to be put in, oh wait, i also paid for my 2 friends.. grr) when one of my friends says 'i dont like the music in here, i want to go to the gay place' (i was out with 2 gay boys).. so.. we truudged upto 'oh fucking henrys' to get in there and them scuttle off and leave me to be accosted by some lesbians 'why are you here, you dont have short spikey hair'.. i had to make a quick exit, and was home by 1.30am :(