Stuart

I thought i'd give "penis" a try with the Vader, and after 29 he got Urethra. I said "close" and then he never asked another question. Ha. He also guessed when I thinking of nothing.

Coat hanger in 23 questions. Well done Lord Vader.

Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macadonia. Russian girl was hot, German girl wasn't too bad, Sweden's entry, Martin Stenmarck, may well be the most perfect human being who has ever existed. The host womans voice was fantastic. Terry Wogan: "Stop shreiking, your voice goes right through me." Highlight was in the voting. "Lets have Irelands televoting results" Nice old Irish woman: "Hello from Ireland, the spiritual home of Eurovision!"

S.O.A.D - Radio Video (noticed this on a few peoples) Rilo Kiley - Spectacular Views The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out. The Blood Brothers - Peacock Skeleton with Crooked Feathers. Head Automatica - Dance Party Plus.

"Piss off, I'm sleeping"

"Shit Happens. Deal with it. Move on..."

"Pete's letting me in, its not rape, its sex. I'm having sex with Pete, Pete's having sex with me, and we're cuming together"....

You should have been there when my cousin Cherie was working. "Hi there, I am a Giraffe, i was just calling to let you know about our 60,000 Feature Home Giraffe give-away. I just need to ask firstly, do you own a greenhouse?" I died. Best thing ever. And this guy Craig was great too, with classic introductions such as "Hi there, its the dark ruler of the underworld, can I speak to the homeowner?". Good times.

No no, at Space you phone people to try and get a designer round to the house to show them samples and books and designs. Its the worst place ever, and I fear I may be calling to work there again this week as I need money fast and can't work 9-5. Bugger. After 2 years, you'd think I'd learn.

She told me Stark was her real name!!! Oooh, I'm going to kick that girl. Fantastic songs though, all of them, I would love to hear the whole cd.

AFI - The Art of Drowning At The Drive-In - In/Casino/Out Death Cab For Cutie - The Photo Album Dresden Dolls - Dresden Dolls Head Automatica - Decadence Hot Water Music - A Flight and A Crash Pretty Girls Make Graves - The New Romance Rilo Kiley - The Execution of All Things (although I was torn between two) The Blood Brothers - Burn Piano Island, Burn The Distillers - Coral Fang I had to take a few out, based on the fact I've listened to all of these more recently. This was actually quite difficult to narrow it down to ten, and I'm guessing a few of these probably aren't my favourite ever, but are of just now. Who knows.

As far as I remember I would be in agreement with everyone about Westhill. But I haven't been swimming in years. I remember it being quite fun, but these days my hair goes curly when wet, and my peircings would decide to kill me due to cholrine. Actually, fuck swimming pools, have a bath.

One of the most unethical psychological experiments on earth, ever. He should be expecting alot of complaints for that one. But it was possibly the best thing on TV this year. That man knows how to pull out all the stops.

Blair said himself "people have moved on from the Iraq war" and also stated that in his third term he now understands what the people want and will listen alot more. The war was his only flaw, he went about the whole situation horrendously, but people make mistakes, and he is willing to admit that. My only real problem with Blair is the ID card shambles, but it would appear that with the amount of Labour back-benchers and the fact that Blair didn't quite get the majority vote he would have hoped for means that it looks fairly unlikely the government would pass the ID cards, so its a win-win situation all round. Saying that, I would be more than happy for Gordon Brown to take over from Blair, the man has done wonders for this country.

Already apologised to Mr Cow, or already posted it?

http://www.sorrycow.com Make up for it, by apologising to a cow.

They have a very seedy, underground cabaret type stage show, Germany circa 1930's style, with very interesting stage characters. Watching interviews of them on their website videos, they are really quite sane people, but ridiculously artistic. They describe themselves as "Brechtian Punk Cabaret", and if you know really well what that means, you understand how well thought out their act is, and how creative and artistically talented they really are. When you understand why they do what they do, and how they actually do it surprisingly well, you begin to appriciate this band on so many levels. Although I suppose the majority of people didn't study the works of Mr Bertolt Brecht for a year, so they must just like the music or something. Plus, the two of them aren't that bad to look at. Amanda has the most gorgeous voice. And they have like live statues and contortionist and stuff dotted about the place in their shows. They just create something that is far beyond music, and aim for inclusion, rather than pretention. Basically, they know their shit. Thats why I like them. Meh.

Ah, Amanda Palmer is the most amazing female musician... So gorgeous too. Actually Brian the drummer isn't too bad himself. But yeah, Dresden Dolls are playing Moshulu on the 23rd of August, some where in Edinburgh on the 24th and I will probably be seeing them on the 25th at Glasgow's Cathouse. If money allows it I'll go to both Aberdeen and Glasgow, as I'll be in Glasgow as of that week, so who knows. But yeah, seetickets (I think) says Moshulu, Tuesday August 23rd, 11.

When i was little I jammed my middle finger in the back door of the car whilst getting into it. The car had child lock on and my mum was still in the house, so I had to wait for her to come out, then get in the car, then get back out again and run round to open the door. I remember it being purple for a really long time. Although I can't really remember the pain, I'm sure it as sore. Other than that nothing painful has ever happened to me, so the most painful things of recent times were my neck and my ear peircings, which weren't that bad.

The Dresden Dolls used to advertise on their website for "performers" for before and during their show. I don't know if they still do, haven't checked.

Nine words... "Good Morning, may I please speak to the homeowner?". 300 times a day. 2 years.

In 2029 ( I think... around then) there is an asteroid which may, or may not hit the earth... too early to tell. Now, this pope will be gone in 10 years max, so the way it looks is that the second pope after J.P v2 (yeah...) will be the one being all pope-like around that time. Makes sense.

A wee rant on the state of politics, the death of the pope, and bees. erm. I was just thinking that. Some people have money, some don't. It's what happens when you don't live in a communist state. Some people's parents will buy them things, some wont/cant. It happens. My bass is an oh so superb Squire P-Bass. I love it. If I wanted a Fender US Jazz, my dad would buy me it. He'd tell me I had to pay for some of it myself, but then he would completely forget he said it. It's the principle though, if I show that I'm trying to do something for myself, the parents will help me out. I'm lucky in that respect, as my parents have the financial ability to do that. If less fortunate people's parents could help them by giving them everything they want, I bet that they would. It's the whole provider instinct of parents, if their young is in trouble, they will do whatever they can to help. I don't see myself as spoiled at all though, as i'm always told that when I have the capability and money to look after myself I wont be getting their help. Anyway, I don't want a US Jazz bass. Until my Squire dies on me, I'm more than happy to use "crap" equiptment. Doesn't mean I play crap, nor would owning a grands worth of bass mean that I play better. Yes, some people with money, or "daddy's money", are pretentious and snobby with it, but there are a hell of a lot of snobby pretentious people who don't have parents spoiling them. Blah, blah, blah, i'm doped up Ibuprofen that MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME!! Oh god, no!!!!!