fadgin2 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Big Trouble in Little China is a fucking classic!kurt russel used to rule back in the eighties (tango and cash! Escape from New york) but then came *shudder* 'captain ron' and 'escape from LA'...i mean come on....Snake Pliskens Back...YAYAnd he's brought steve brucemi....YAYAnd Peter Fonda....as an old hippy...who keeps saying dude a lot....erm yayHe's also brought the dodgiest effects ever, crap editing, Pam Grier as a transexual and surfing in the streets of L.A.......oh....bloody.....dear...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Big trouble in little china is supreme.... so is Cabin Fever.My main film hates seem to spawn from the "British romantic comedy" genre... so really anything with Hugh Grant or Renee Zellweger in it... god I hate "romantic comedy". Choke me with a copy of Cosmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 CLOSER - It's utter pish.You have the most superb avatar in the entire world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 There are so many films to mention' date=' so I will just say any film that features: Vin Diesel, Jude Law, Ben Affleck, or any other talent less Hollywood star.Even 'Good Will Hunting'? I think NOT!Oh, and 'The Talented Mr. Ripley'? Yet again, I think NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 You have the most superb avatar in the entire world.yes....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 being john malkovich is okshitty films:tomb raider 2 (not saying the first one is good, i just haven't seen it)Napolean DynamiteFarenheight 9/11Shrek 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 White ChicksYes I saw it. Oh my fucking god. My brain melted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Ocean's twelve: dreadful plot, cringy dialogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey nobody speaks ill of my Jude.(though I must admit he is in numerous shit films... but he's so pretty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey nobody speaks ill of my Jude.(though I must admit he is in numerous shit films... but he's so pretty)He's not pretty. He's lame and he smells like an old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy pixie Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Films people have mentioned that I liked...Shrek 2: :o i loved this film, I can't understand how anyone could find shrek 2 a waste of timeThe Grudge: One of the scariest films I saw last year. Really enjoyed it, anything but a waste of timeThe Village: I thought this film was quite clever, I would watch it one but probably not againThe Blair Witch Project: The bit when he faces the wall STILL scares me (and my big sister too - heh heh, great for playing pranks!)Napolean Dynamite: Ok, I can understand why you guys though this was rubbish. I liked it because I kept an open mind, but it wasn't like I thought it would be. Still quite good though.Films that are UTTER PANTS:Jeepers Creepers, A Walk to Remember (for all the wrong reasons) and Christmas with the Kranks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 He's not pretty. He's lame and he smells like an old man.He's bloody pretty.what exactly do you class as pretty?I'm a sucker for anything with a blonde quiff and blue eyes.... dreamy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 I can't remember who mentioned it in another thread, but Speed 2 is the only film I've ever walked out of the cinema during because it was so pitiful I didn't care how it finished.There are many more. Titanic springs to mind, only highlight is when it sinks and you know it's almost fucking finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Cabin Fever is good just because it's unintentionally funny. The adverts made it look like the scariest movie ever..when i saw it i was like..eh? Other shit:Ali - had some decent moments, but plodded on forever..jumped around a lot, incoherent.Battle Royale II - what. the. fuck. How could you fuck up a classic film so badly with a sequal as bad as this? Dragged out, formulaic...Terminator 3 - no explanation required.Nutty Professor 2 - Again, shite.Star Wars Ep.II - Spectacularly wooden acting all round, even from Ewan Mcgregor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Malkovich is one of the best actors not to win an Oscar (yet)For evidence watch In The Line Of Fire, fucking amazing performance.As for worst film I have had the misfortune of seeing?Double Team We used to compete to find the worst movie when I was at uni, every Tuesday we'd rent out a movie each and see who could find the shittest one...Great fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 worst film i've ever seen: the tao of steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is one of the few films I have been compelled to switch off after gamely watching it for an hour. But everyone else seems to like it so I guess it's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Artificial Inteligence = THE WORST FILM EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Jesus, Lets get started....1. Hide And Seek (Predictable, boring.... Mr De Niro, WTF!!! No seriously WTF!!!)2. House Of The Flying Daggers (Crouching Houses, Hidden Daggers more like, absolute bollocks)3. Star Wars Episodes 1&2 (OMG these are two of the most dissapointing films ever)4. Bridget Jones (Do i want to see a fat Renee Zellweger pricking about with Hugh Grant, no i fucking don't)5. English Patient (I think i actually fell asleep before my ass during this film)6. Spiderman 2 (Pish)The following are films i have never seen, or plan on ever seeing due to the shitness of their nature:1.Titanic2. Bridget Jones 23. Four Weddings And A Funeral4. White Chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_chile Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 kickboxer by jean claude van damme, truly a piece of shit. its so bad its funny. true lies is a load of crap as well, arnie that bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 a film with van damme shit? never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_chile Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 ohhh you'd be surprised! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 excuse me sir, i beg to differ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 speed 2 : cruise controlThe village .....PISH! the coneheadsthe stupidsstuff like glitter and giglimost part FOURs...ie hellraiser 4, leprachaun 4 etc...all in space..why all in space???i could go onspiceworldthe new mcfly movie they are apparently makingthunderbirdstourqethe brain that wouldnt dieany rap hip hop dance film - you got served, honey etcso many... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 the village is great, the rest are indeed shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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