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Being John Malkovich is biggest pile of over-hyped, trying-to-be-intellectual pile of anti-climax I have ever watched. The plot is totally stupid and Boyd from Neighbours is far superior an actor then John whineyboy Malkovich, bald head or not

Any interleckchual who thinks this is good probably thought Lord of the Rings 3 (whatever its called; I don't care) had 'good action scenes.'

Boo movie, don't see this.

What film has left you feeling like cheap tesco lager?

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i thought being john malcovich was ace, each to their own and all that - the plot was rather silly, i'll grant you that mind!

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How could you like it if the plot was silly?

On a side note

sillysillysilly: appears to be one of those words that seem really silly when you look or think about it too hard.

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Hey we have the same amount of scene points... Reckon this is fate?

One for one? we can then both have 12!

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john malkovic is a dick. he wants to kill robert fisk.

that film is ok though, quite a cool concept, interesting anyway.

Don't worry, ethnic and ethnic get the munchies is out now, so you don't have to worry.

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Hey we have the same amount of scene points... Reckon this is fate?

One for one? we can then both have 12!

glad too though i havent really sussed this scene points thing out, on the very odd occasion i have awarded someone scene points it automically gives them four points!!!!

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Being John Malkovich is fantastic, so stupidly funny too!

To name some films however that made me think, "wow, what a waste of time" - Darkness Falls, The Grudge, Big Trouble in Little China, Men with Brooms (although I love Leslie Nielsen - he shouldn't have been in it), Napolean Dynamite, Pearl Harbour, The Blair Witch Project, Swimfan, Dogma, Torque, AvP, Mallrats, Showgirls (but for obvious reasons, it was also good), Valentine, Cabin Fever, Mr. Deeds, The Avengers... to name a few! :] :rolleyes:

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Love Actually, Falling Down, Basic Instinct, Body of Evidence, When A Man Loves A Woman, Philladelphia, they are the worst films I have ever paiud money to see. I could not sit thorugh any of them again, all were an insult to my intelligence and all unjustifiably self-important.

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Along Came Polly, Uptown Girls, The GRudge and The Village are a few that come to mind when thinking of the worst films i've ever seen. Luckily i saw them for free. So couldn't care less....although those are at least 10 hours of my life gone.

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Same answer. Everytime.

Speed 2: Cruise Control

the sad thing is that the very same summer batman and robin came out

the even sadder thing is i went and saw both films at the cinema

worst...films....ever

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There are so many films to mention, so I will just say any film that features: Vin Diesel, Jude Law, Ben Affleck, or any other talent less Hollywood star.

Oh, and any film that has been directed by Michael Bay or produced by Jerry Bruckheimer should be avoided.

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the sad thing is that the very same summer batman and robin came out

the even sadder thing is i went and saw both films at the cinema

worst...films....ever

you look like Chris Pontius.

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Being John Malkovich is fantastic' date=' so stupidly funny too!

To name some films however that made me think, "wow, what a waste of time" Big Trouble in Little China, Napolean Dynamite, Dogma, Mallrats, Cabin Fever[/quote']

Blasphemy!!!

Cabin Fever is one of the only good horror films that has been made recently! Remember - if the plot makes sense, it's not a real film.

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