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Actually' date=' what frustrates me is the mutual intolerance that exists.

People need to get a grip really.[/quote']

Yeah, Bam Margera is hillarious but put him in a shell-suit and it's a Serious Social Problem .

There seems to be a few people who dislike anyone that conforms to their rigorous middle-class standards on here and terms these people "neds". I'm not entirely free off predujuice by any means and to claim I was would be an out-right lie, but I do try and keep my attitudes in check.

No, the people I have a problem with a arseholes. Violent, loud, selfish arseholes. Like germs, they get everywhere; from pubs to parliament; from park benches to back benches. I've been intimidated by dickheads in the streets before, not so much now as when I used to be younger and more angsty-alternative or whatever, but that was pretty much because, in all honesty I dressed like a bit of a fanny, so I know how much these loud-mouthed oiks can be a problem, but dickheads aren't going to go away. Sadly, luck and some preventive measures are our only real weapons against these clowns (although being hard as all fuckety would help). I used to live my life in fear of some fuckers (partly justified, partly because I'm a pussy) but is it really worth cowering away inside just because of the RISK something bad may happen.

The answer is No, unless you have a really awesome video game to play or something. Maybe a porn film.

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It doesn't bother me. Everyone is entitled to wander their own path and besides, they'll take all the shit jobs, allowing the more intelligent folks to take the good ones.

Don't cryyyyyyyyyy about it. Its a significantly smaller problem than you're led to believe.

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It doesn't bother me. Everyone is entitled to wander their own path and besides' date=' they'll take all the shit jobs, allowing the more intelligent folks to take the good ones.

Don't cryyyyyyyyyy about it. Its a significantly smaller problem than you're led to believe.[/quote']

Or ... they'll be unemployed leaving us to pay for them - through tax's!

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Or ... they'll be unemployed leaving us to pay for them - through tax's!

you know someday you may also need the handouts (you never know what life is gona throw at you) there were times i have thought I would never need anything like that I but have and well when you hear that shit about oh the tax's i pay blah blah - moan about the other really shitty ways the goverment spends our money instead of the measly amount benifits give out

I am not meaning to offend anyone BTW

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you know someday you may also need the handouts (you never know what life is gona throw at you) there were times i have thought I would never need anything like that I but have and well when you hear that shit about oh the tax's i pay blah blah - moan about the other really shitty ways the goverment spends our money instead of the measly amount benifits give out

I am not meaning to offend anyone BTW

Don't be silly, offend anyone?

You are the last person that needs to consider that.

That post hits the nail on the head!!!

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I had a ned reated problem today:

It started off as just another lunchbreak from the hell hole i work in and i was walking through town when all of a sudden "fuckin idiot's, watch my tea u little poof, i'll brak ur face u wee shite, fuckin cunt, fuckin idiots, watch ma tea, iv'e got tea in my hand ur all fucking idiots".

Note : Accused had a cup of tea in hand

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so whats everyones opinion on why neds are the way the are?

they are not part of the aryan super-race that everyone else on this thread is.

now, which way to the sudetenland???

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A few jokes, I think:

What do you call a ned in a box?

Innit.

What do you call a ned in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

Two neds in a car, no music. Who's driving?

The police.

What do you call a ned in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

If you see a ned on a bike, why shouldn't you hit him?

It might be your bike.

What's the first question at a ned quiz night?

"What the fuck are you lookin' at?"

What do you call a 20-year old ned?

Don't know. Ask her 7-year-old kid.

What do you say to a ned in a suit?

"Would the defendant please rise."

Cop:"You're under arrest"

Ned:"What the fuck for?"

Cop:"Swearing at a police officer"

What do you call neds in a bus shelter?

A party.

Why are neds like slinkies?

They're useless, but it's great to watch one tumbling down a flight of stairs.

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meh

I don't know why I read theis whole thread. Just trying to kill time before ER starts i suppose...

I've been intimidated by pikey's on the bus shouting things at me and I've been downright terrified by a couple of drunken scene kids (kids=16 or so) following me down the street. I think it comes down to respect and tolerance. Whether you think that's a cop out or not is your call.

It's not how you dress, it's how you act. Yeah, sometimes you can make a judgement on a person by the clothes they wear, but the hundreds of kids wearing baggies from Elementz are just as faceless as the kids wearing Burberry or whatever. Neither is better than the other, although everyone seems to have a shitload of attitude.

I really don't think anyone on this board who has said they (neds etc) should be shot/are scum etc, has a right to complain about the aggressiveness of Neds. If you're bitchy to them, they'll be bitchy back. Just let it go and move on to a more interesting subject, please?

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