feeble! Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Yeah, all that grease and grime, it's really erotic. In a dirty kinda way. Like dirty dancing, except dirty fucking. In dirt.Wait, we're talking about finding neds attractive. I don't care how tongue in cheek it is, I'm pulling out right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Yeah' date=' all that grease and grime, it's really erotic. In a dirty kinda way. Like dirty dancing, except dirty fucking. In dirt.Wait, we're talking about finding neds attractive. I don't care how tongue in cheek it is, I'm pulling out right now![/quote']hey thats why theres so many neds in training pulling out aint a safe method of contraception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted February 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 hey thats why theres so many neds in training pulling out aint a safe method of contraception Now that's fuckin' funny ROTFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 NED GIRLS! getting guys like me laid since 1986 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Agreed. Come up with something original. I bet noone could've thought of my coffee threadApart from anyone who drinks coffee and enjoys it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 It would be a waste of valuable time, effort and resources to "help" them. They should all be turned into what I like to call... my reverse asylum plan.We gather all the fucking chavs, neds, whatever you call them into a big boat - send them off to some cunt place like Poland or any of those shitty balklands countries and then let them see how they like having a load of useless mooching unemploable twats taking over their cities.Or kill them. All. I really mean it. Kill all the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Yeh, fucking Jews...I mean neds...Ah, what's the difference, let's just kill everyone who isn't like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Composed Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Calling them Peds would make a lot more sense. A lot of you probably have the same levels of education as a lot of them.Partially Educated Delinquants But seriously people the whole "ned" stereotype thing is boring, your not better than them so please get over that thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Yeah. Stinking goths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I think the neds of Aberdeen are a bunch of wimps. I've been ripe for a beating for some time, but none of them have so much as called me names. Of course I'd break their malnourished little frames over my knee if they did.On the other hand, i prefer female neddish sluts to middle-class, emancipated indie-chicks who have read Sylvia Plath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...mole... Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 who was trying to "brak his face." Anyone have something to add to that?heh ne threatened to brak my face a while ago.. i decided not to ask him how exactly he was going to "break" my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 how many 'ned-threads' have graced this forum now?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 how many 'ned-threads' have graced this forum now??far too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 far too manyYeah but it is good to vent the frustration that they cause don't ya think? theres nothing better then a good old bitch( it gets it off your chest) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Actually, what frustrates me is the mutual intolerance that exists.People need to get a grip really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 ach, take your liberal minded ideas and put a lid on 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 But neds are foul - they attack you for little to no reason, only in large groups. They just piss me off; I don't care if I'm being 'intolerant' of neds. Why should I tolerate neds? They've been the ones out on the offense for a long, long while and it's really about time something was done about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 But neds are foul - they attack you for little to no reason' date=' only in large groups. They just piss me off; I don't care if I'm being 'intolerant' of neds. Why should I tolerate neds? They've been the ones out on the offense for a long, long while and it's really about time something was done about them.[/quote']like what? labour camps by Kingswells perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I'm not talking about just anyone who wears a white tracksuit, I'm talking about the type of anti-social twats who go around being abusive and purposefully intimidating. You think I should be more tolerant of them? They are a cancer upon humanity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 yes, and there are just as many who can be found wearing baggy jeans and a Korn t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 like what? labour camps by Kingswells perhaps?They're trying to reduce sales of Buckfast! No joke, look at todays PandJ(which is a pile of shite by the way) and you will see Cathie Jamieson being harangued by neds a la Chewing the Fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshwiggles Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 aaa the good old "mafia" thats been set up in a place...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 like what? labour camps by Kingswells perhaps?Of course not, I'm talking about the police taking a firmer line against neds. They don't seem to be really interested in the random beatings dished out by neds, only if someone gets knifed and dies do they seem to do any form of investigating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 what shite you speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 I think the rise in Ned/chavs is a sign of what society has become - alot of neds are from deprived areas(not all) I just think it is showing some let down in the system that people are growing up and being let down somwhere in thier lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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