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I think it's going to be that ceildh band shindig or something ridiculous like that first. Then Liberty X (i'd presume around 10pmish) , the Coral on about 11 and the Proclaimers on just before midnight and continuing on afterwards.

Much appreciated

I'm going and taking a group of mates with me. Not sure about all the arrangements though, when is the make poverty history march and where?

10 years time ... Be a Dr of Politics, have travelled a bit and be in a good job with a stable relationship - she has to be hot. 30 years time ... Hopefully be near becoming prime-minister.

I had an embarrassing incident a couple of weeks ago. I was at a friends 18th and to be fair, quite drunk. Staggered out of the main bit towards the toilets, and got chatting to some girls. I decided I was a bit drunk and unsteady so put arm out to lean on the door frame. I miscalculated the location of the door frame and ended up falling sideways through the open door. Play it cool .... lol

I'm a fan of Andy Warhol - think I'll buy one of the big Marilyn Monroe paintings soon actually. I've wanted one for absolutely ages, but never got round to buying one. Mind you - where would I put it? lol

Not strictly a fight, but the Austin Powers 'dance off' fight between Britney Spears and Austin Powers lol - hilarious.

'The Complete David Bowie' - Nicholas Pegg. It's more a definitive history of Bowie's career rather than perhaps the kind of narrative your discussing.

Generally not. There's so much to bitch about you see.

lol - giving away your ageing state now Bill. 'I remember the days ...'