Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Just to let those who know me know, my partner gave birth earlier this evening to a baby girl. I guess I'm supposed to calm down now. Nah, doubt it somehow. She will now enjoy a healthy diet of mother's milk and obscure noisecore from around the globe. The perfect start to a new life. I feel a bit strange. Any parents on the boards here? (I know Keilan 303 is, for one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Much delight, hope the pair of them are fine. She will now enjoy a healthy diet of mother's milk and obscure noisecore from around the globe.I certainly couldn't see you swotting up on your nursery rhymes, anyhow........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 congratulationsi neither know you or am a father but must be pretty amazing, the miracle of life and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Congrats Jake That's one heck of a X-mas present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 CONGRATULATIONS!!!i hope tomorrow is still on? ill expect you to be quite excited and stuff lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 CONGRATULATIONS!!!i hope tomorrow is still on? ill expect you to be quite excited and stuff lolI hope you realise that Haigyman is going to twist the hell out of what you just said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 26, 2004 Report Share Posted December 26, 2004 Congrats mate! a pint of cider and a cigar for you next time i see you.i assume she'll call me uncle demon then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 I hope you realise that Haigyman is going to twist the hell out of what you just said! aaaaaaaaaahhh shiti honestly didnt think of thatgah!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Thats ace news man. How does it feel to be a stepfathor? (incorrect spelling intentional)Congrats to you both, now you just need musical toys that play noisecore. Oh btw Jake visit tshirt hell and choose a baby tshirt, Uncle Hog will buy one for the little one. www.tshirthell.comMy faves- "Daddy drinks because I cry" and "I tore Mummy a new one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 congrats mate. I've got two of the bastards, thankfully one's now in the army and we've just the girl to marry off and i get my life back!!!!Hope it goes well for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 CONGRATULATIONSnow, stop pre-empting my lewd comments about rach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Great news, Jake!! And a perfect time for it to occur, too.However, you might have to change your name to 'Jake the Sleepless Ape" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted December 27, 2004 Report Share Posted December 27, 2004 Congrats Jake!! Time to expose the little 'un to some pungent stench!!!!From your friendly local megadrive game provider!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Thanks folks. It's a doddle this, all she does is sleep or just lies there looking at you. Visiting time ends when the nappy needs changing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 aw congratulations. what's her name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Doesnt matter what her name is, her old boy is an ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Thanks folks. It's a doddle this' date=' all she does is sleep or just lies there looking at you.[/quote']Famous last words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Famous last words Cant wait to see the mood Jake gets into when the teething starts lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Cant wait to see the mood Jake gets into when the teething starts lolI can't wait until she's at Primary and brings home a friend from school for tea....only for Jake to lean over to her and ask "who the fuck is that?" at full volume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 I can't wait until she's at Primary and brings home a friend from school for tea....only for Jake to lean over to her and ask "who the fuck is that?" at full volume.Ha ha quality!And then he proceeds to tell her that he cant deal with her gurning and that hes off to the pub to get munted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Ha ha quality!And then he proceeds to tell her that he cant deal with her gurning and that hes off to the pub to get munted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Cant wait to see the mood Jake gets into when the teething starts lolNo problem, it ain't my tits that are going to get chewed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 No problem' date=' it ain't my tits that are going to get chewed off.[/quote']If it's not your tits, then which bits of your anatomy will you be using, Jake? 8o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 If it's not your tits' date=' then which bits of your anatomy will you be using, Jake? 8o[/quote']Probably my ears, it kind of amuses me when she cries, I just tell my good lady that baby's having an emo moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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