Surfer_Rosa Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 How I met your mother boxset? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 fell out of love with that program. So i'd rather not get that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 How many Easter Eggs do you normally get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 1 from mum, 1 or two from girlfriend. 1 or two from girlfriend's mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 How many Easter Eggs do you normally get?The correct answer to that is none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I'm pretty sure when I first became aware of Jake on these boards he was scrounging around a wee council flat living below the poverty line. Where did this life of main presents and multiple easter eggs come from??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 There are five easter egg stages to a human's life:1. Too young to eat chocolate so you don't get any.2. Young and cute so loads of folk buy you easter eggs.3. You're a little shit and people have stopped giving you eggs so you go round the shops the day after easter and buy some cheap for yourself.4. Grown out of easter eggs, if you want chocolate you can have it whenever you like and in better forms than egg shaped.5. Through your own choice or social pressure you start buying eggs for people you know in stage 2.By 21 you should at least be at number 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I'm pretty sure when I first became aware of Jake on these boards he was scrounging around a wee council flat living below the poverty line.Where did this life of main presents and multiple easter eggs come from???I can only assume that he was living Common People by Pulp. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I wasn't living in a grotty council flat. Private rent you scumbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Is this real life? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Easter has never been as good since they binned Toffee Mallow Eggs. If you're too young to remember those then I pity you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Nothing wrong with Council Flats. Less chance of getting cunted by a dickhead Landlord too. Council Flats are a blessing.Another acceptable stage of Easter Eggs for people over the age of 12 is when Supermarkets reduce them to 30p, so you get a basket full and pump yourself full of chocolate until your puke and/or get diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 The mod in me says I should probably close this thread.However the board member in me kinda wants to see what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 The question still stands, where did the money for all these presents and easter eggs come from? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Personally I think this a reasonable enough topic for a thread, "recommend me some stuff", however 5 pages of pisstaking is pushing it a little waiting to see if anyone actually does. Time to put it to bed. Maybe we could try again with less talk of "main presents" and persuading the OP to commit suicide.Locked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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