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Birthday Presents


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There are five easter egg stages to a human's life:

1. Too young to eat chocolate so you don't get any.

2. Young and cute so loads of folk buy you easter eggs.

3. You're a little shit and people have stopped giving you eggs so you go round the shops the day after easter and buy some cheap for yourself.

4. Grown out of easter eggs, if you want chocolate you can have it whenever you like and in better forms than egg shaped.

5. Through your own choice or social pressure you start buying eggs for people you know in stage 2.

By 21 you should at least be at number 4.

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Nothing wrong with Council Flats. Less chance of getting cunted by a dickhead Landlord too. Council Flats are a blessing.

Another acceptable stage of Easter Eggs for people over the age of 12 is when Supermarkets reduce them to 30p, so you get a basket full and pump yourself full of chocolate until your puke and/or get diabetes.

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Personally I think this a reasonable enough topic for a thread, "recommend me some stuff", however 5 pages of pisstaking is pushing it a little waiting to see if anyone actually does. Time to put it to bed. Maybe we could try again with less talk of "main presents" and persuading the OP to commit suicide.

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