keeno Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 What the hell happened here? 9 pages to read through since yesterday. Pfft at Aberdeen music rap metal band. I bet none of you even have 7 strings Both of mine are kitted out with suitable baseball caps and have goatees scribbled on the headstock. Everyone knows the only thing they are good for is covering Limp Bizkit and Korn songs.Below is an example of REAL music which is too godly to be played on inferior 6 stringed instruments.. Are you guys really ready for the demands of such vigorous use of one powerchord? It's properly stamina sapping. Sweat like a mofo. That's the real reason for being kitted out in baggy sportswear. Nothing to do with being cool, it's all in the pursuit of maximum athletic ability to enable maximum headbanging. Is anyone really willing to commit to that kind of rigorous regime? If I see anyone even attempt an arpeggio your guitar is getting shoved up your ass faster than I give the finger to my parents for grounding me because 'swearing is bad'. Fuck the older generation, they don't get us anyway. Practice learning scales all you want, it's attitude that matters and that shit takes a lifetime of pain and hatred to accomplish. Or weed. Rawk on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Possibly the best post in 12 pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Just for that gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 The fuck happened to this thread? Margaret Bastard must not remain buried under all this genre argument pish. I've already taken the G, B and e strings off my IBANEZ guitar. Don't fucking need them, mate. DROP D. Gonna be spending the rest of the evening cutting my baggy jeans from the knees down and changing my Kobe Bryant Lakers jersey to say PHIL BANGERS. Anyone who wants to come round and write raps is more than welcome. I live on Elmbank Road, just underneath THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I've cut eye and mouth holes out of my black beanie making a DIY balaclava. Away to nick the front grill off a mk2 astra to wear as a necklace then I'll be round Murr. Cheers for reminding me to take off the top 3 strings on my guitar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I'm stepping down from rocking the decks.I will however be cutting my beard off bar a soul-patch, pulling sweet bike/skateboard-jumps and smoking comical joints in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I plan on rocking one of these bad boys along with my modded angel cake coloured hat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I live on Elmbank Road, just underneath THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE.This bit made my eyes water. Possibly with laughter, but also because of fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Could be the best dropped lyric in any post on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 This thread was epic, then got shit, but now it's great again.I see your Bizkit and raise you this, beyotches. xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I see your Linkin Park and raise you this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Check... ...and mate.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 hahahahaha my god, the fact you know that exists really worries me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 However, i will raise you a: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 hahahahaha my god, the fact you know that exists really worries me.I know denying this will be more incriminating.. but I actually just hit Zebrahead into youtube and that was one of the first hits - I'd never seen it before. It's so fucking bad, I love it!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I know denying this will be more incriminating.. but I actually just hit Zebrahead into youtube and that was one of the first hits - I'd never seen it before. It's so fucking bad, I love it!xxThe fact any band would think of covering that song just amazes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I bet Jake has suggested it at some point....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Man, did any of you even listen to the Downset track a few pages back? Best rap metal song ever made.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCwoeymHUcYCan't slip! Can't slip! Can't slip! EMPOWER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Whoever is playing bass MUST have a 6 string, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 They played Moshulu in like 2008. It was the best gig I've ever been to. OPM played too and everyone fucked-off halfway through their set after Heaven is a Halfpipe. Dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I think you'll find this is the best rap metal song ever, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Anyone remember Dog Eat Dog? Rap metal with saxophone and guest vocals from Daryl from Bad Brains. Christ. That band just had everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 You're all wrong: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 That's amazing, and the sidebar reminded me that BIOHAZARD exist. Seminal rap metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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