Monster Zero Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Very well thanks. Looking forward to getting a degree from RGU today. Fancy that, awarded a RGU degree for doing no work at all...Is your degree a Masters in Beach Rape and Eviction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Donald Trump BrE (Hons) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 How do you go about making Buckfast Jellys Have you made vodka jelly before?I figure it's the same, but take out the flavouring and the vodka, and replace with Buckfast. I was given them at a party, and they were fucking ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Buckfast is fucking great. I got a number 1 bottle at a recent Captain Toms gig. Was lush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shell7 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Have you made vodka jelly before?I figure it's the same, but take out the flavouring and the vodka, and replace with Buckfast. I was given them at a party, and they were fucking ace.So mix Jelly (got strawberry in the house) with hot water (about 75%) till melted as usual then add 25% buckfast ? Or more Buckfast required ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Or more Buckfast required ?Always! Without question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 buckfast jelly - Google SearchCan't see FB at work, but the first hit there appears to offer a recipe? Please advise if true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shell7 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 buckfast jelly - Google SearchCan't see FB at work, but the first hit there appears to offer a recipe? Please advise if true.Can't get FB either at work. Maybe someone can post up the recipe Looks like everyone's making Buckfast jelly this weekend then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Oh, I like Desperados too. Mexican beer. Made in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Oh, I like Desperados too. Mexican beer. Made in France.That stuff's fucking rancid. If there's one thing beer doesn't need it's a shot of tequila flavouring in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 That stuff's fucking rancid. If there's one thing beer doesn't need it's a shot of tequila flavouring in it.The French loves that nonsense though. They have beers flavoured with just about every spirit. Desperados is only the tip of the iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 I like it. It's not too abrasive. I'd rather drink that than Tennents. Bilge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Buckfast is fucking great. I got a number 1 bottle at a recent Captain Toms gig. Was lush.I hate you. You are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 I hate you. You are a cunt.I don't know how to take this...either you've been trolling the thread by even mentioning buckfast and actually think all Buckie drinkers are cunts...or you genuinely love Buckfast and Capt Toms gigs but have never combined the 2, let alone a much sought after number 1 bottle????I hope it's the latter, or else you can take all 6 foot whateverthefuck and walk directly into a helicopter propellor.Buckfast is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I don't know how to take this...either you've been trolling the thread by even mentioning buckfast and actually think all Buckie drinkers are cunts...or you genuinely love Buckfast and Capt Toms gigs but have never combined the 2, let alone a much sought after number 1 bottle????I hope it's the latter, or else you can take all 6 foot whateverthefuck and walk directly into a helicopter propellor.Buckfast is amazing.I have never had a number 1 bottle, whereas you have. You cunt.I fucking love Buckfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I didn't even ask the guy in the shop to touch all the bottles. It just so happened to be a number 1. It was fucking ace.I'm going to take a bottle of Buckfast to the ice hockey tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Milk stout, Ouzo and soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I have never had a number 1 bottle, whereas you have. You cunt.I fucking love Buckfast.Pardon my ignorance, but what's a number 1 Buckfast bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 In case anyone was wondering, this is my favourite beer.It tastes like a mix between a heavy trappist beer like Duvel or Chimay and a regular piss lager like Fosters or Tennants. This makes it ridiculously quaffable but still with the power to floor you after two pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shell7 Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Pardon my ignorance, but what's a number 1 Buckfast bottle?I've heard it's to do with what stage it comes out the barrell and the numbers determine the thickness/thinness of it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Its basically what number/place on the production line was the bottle poured. 1 being the first of a barrel. So the number 1 is supposedly the best. I can testify to that. It was fucking great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Beer: 5am Saint or CoronaSpirit: JD & CokeWine: Do I look like a man of such sophistication? Yes? Good. Er, any red, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I think Buckfast tastes like what Satan's piss must taste like.It is quite amusing watching your mate tank 2 bottles by himself on the train on the way back from a stag doo in Newcastle. Although the amusement factor wore off when the train was delayed by 2 hours due to signalling problems and he turned into Superpainintheassman trying to convince nubile young ladies to join him in his tasty beverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I once walked past a homeless drunk with a bottle of Buckfast. He told me that Buckfast was like Vimto with AIDs. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 2 bottles on the way back? That is some mighty Hair of the dog like!Yeah there were a few heroes who thought they would get the Buckie at the off licence for the journey home but thought better of it when it came to the crunch of drinking it. This guy is nae wise though and drank his own + theirs to avoid wasteage! I'm pretty sure he was on beers as well. Fucking mess whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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