Bigsby Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 they all text back saying i was a moronAdmit it, they texted that before you slagged of Stephen Fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I've had sex in Union Terrace with a 19 year old while I was tripping on mushrooms and she squirted on me and then picked me up and walked me home despite my schizophasic ramblings about colours and dimensions and let me go down on her while I phoned all my friends.Your move, Bitchby.Kids, just say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I don't think i could write a list of friends i wouldn't punch.I just don't like people.That's ironical, because people don't like you.You crossed it in, and I looped a header into the back of the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 well stephen fry is most known for being a total brainbox as proven by QI. How does his being on QI prove that he's a total brainbox? He's the presenter, he's told what to say. He's not the source of information, he's the conduit for the information. If the words that he has said are flawed, it's not his fault, it's the fault of some researcher behind the scenes. Don't shoot, or, in this case, punch, the messenger.I would punch Harry Redknapp, see if I could fix his melty face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I'm sure that's not the case? If it is, then he sure as hell gets credit for all the smart sounding stuff he says.QI - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 They'll be telling us all these ad-libs on panel shows are scripted beforehand next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I don't dislike Stephen Fry one little bit, but let's face it, his face does look overwhelmingly punchable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Richard Keys. I'd punch that man until I'd worn my arms down to stumps. Horrible human being with a punchable, unfeasibly smug face - the perfect combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 My top 5:1. Pink2. Johnny Borrell3. Alex Zane4. Keith Lemon5. John Terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 My top 5:1. Pink2. Johnny Borrell3. Alex Zane4. Keith Lemon5. John TerryFucking right. Pink. She'd get a proper kicking. She thinks she's tough, and probably would think she could take me in a fight. No chance. A tasty left-right combo and she'd be greetin like the last woman I punched in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Fucking right. Pink. She'd get a proper kicking. She thinks she's tough, and probably would think she could take me in a fight. No chance. A tasty left-right combo and she'd be greetin like the last woman I punched in the face.They only cried because, afterwards, you took out your cock and did the chopper within punching distance of their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 They only cried because, afterwards, you took out your cock and did the chopper within punching distance of their face.And it may well have been the smell that brought tears to their eyes.They still fucking cried though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 And it may well have been the smell that brought tears to their eyes.They still fucking cried though.Then you cried too. Out of your third eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Then you cried too. Out of your third eye.Gonorrhea is a right bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Fucking right. Pink. She'd get a proper kicking. She thinks she's tough, and probably would think she could take me in a fight. No chance. A tasty left-right combo and she'd be greetin like the last woman I punched in the face.My sentiments exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I've caught him speaking shite.My physics teacher in school caught him speaking shite.So my best guess most of what he says is "clever sounding" rubbish.I'm much more inclined to favour the well respected Fry over you and your physics teacher. Fry is neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I would say the jury is still out on Fry until further research is conducted. History Of Table Tennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Every member of Kasabian.The guy that says "coooooooooooool" in that cash for old phones advert.Adam SandlerRussel Brand, what a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 the Gallagher brothers could always do with eternal slapping.have to say I'm in the appreciate Stephen Fry's talents but by jove he has a face worth repeatedly smacking.more on my hitlistthe pope just for the heck of itAndy GrayNick CleggSalman RushdieBrandon Flowersall members of Boyzone especially Keith DuffyLenny HenryBest new thread in ages, keep em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I haven't read this whole thread so it might have been said already but I've always thought that the lead singer of Keane has one of the worst faces around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 oh and Bill fucking Bailey, get a hair cut man, there's nothing more tragic than a baldy still growing long hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 oh and Bill fucking Bailey, get a hair cut man, there's nothing more tragic than a baldy still growing long hair!Reminds me, Phil Jupitus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Right...Andy GrayLorraine KellyWayne RooneyJay ZLady GagaMissy ElliotNick GriffinJohn Major Jade GoodyScott WeilandLen IronsideLars UlrichWynn Evans (the cunt from the go compare ads)50 CentDeryck WhibleyElton Bastard John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 just thought of another one.... Tim Westwood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Kelly Osbourne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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