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Faces You'd Never Tire Of Punching


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I've had sex in Union Terrace with a 19 year old while I was tripping on mushrooms and she squirted on me and then picked me up and walked me home despite my schizophasic ramblings about colours and dimensions and let me go down on her while I phoned all my friends.

Your move, Bitchby.

Kids, just say no.

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I don't think i could write a list of friends i wouldn't punch.

I just don't like people.

That's ironical, because people don't like you.

You crossed it in, and I looped a header into the back of the net.

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well stephen fry is most known for being a total brainbox as proven by QI.

How does his being on QI prove that he's a total brainbox? He's the presenter, he's told what to say. He's not the source of information, he's the conduit for the information. If the words that he has said are flawed, it's not his fault, it's the fault of some researcher behind the scenes. Don't shoot, or, in this case, punch, the messenger.

I would punch Harry Redknapp, see if I could fix his melty face.

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Guest Gladstone
My top 5:

1. Pink

2. Johnny Borrell

3. Alex Zane

4. Keith Lemon

5. John Terry

Fucking right. Pink. She'd get a proper kicking. She thinks she's tough, and probably would think she could take me in a fight. No chance. A tasty left-right combo and she'd be greetin like the last woman I punched in the face.

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Fucking right. Pink. She'd get a proper kicking. She thinks she's tough, and probably would think she could take me in a fight. No chance. A tasty left-right combo and she'd be greetin like the last woman I punched in the face.

They only cried because, afterwards, you took out your cock and did the chopper within punching distance of their face.

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They only cried because, afterwards, you took out your cock and did the chopper within punching distance of their face.

And it may well have been the smell that brought tears to their eyes.

They still fucking cried though.

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the Gallagher brothers could always do with eternal slapping.

have to say I'm in the appreciate Stephen Fry's talents but by jove he has a face worth repeatedly smacking.

more on my hitlist

the pope just for the heck of it

Andy Gray

Nick Clegg

Salman Rushdie

Brandon Flowers

all members of Boyzone especially Keith Duffy

Lenny Henry

Best new thread in ages, keep em coming!

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