URINE_FLIGHT_PLAN Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 it's bound to be somebody on here...BBC News - Mystery surrounds 'horse-boy' on Google Street View Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Darren Mackie's quite horse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 It could be Sarah Jessica Parker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
URINE_FLIGHT_PLAN Posted June 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Darren Mackie's quite horse...he's got a horse for a head, not junk in his blood. I dont know Darren, maybe his phallus is horse-sized. I think it's Jim Ewen, jist because of the belly...Haaargh!, and it looks like an "art prank" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I think I've seen him around my neigh-bourhood, or maybe Brayside?I think he's a bit mentally un-stable though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Quit stallion, ye're makin' that up on the hoof - shoerly ye've got some mare?Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Darren Mackie's quite horse...if the horse shoe fits...man, the puns in this thread better pony up soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I have given him his own theme tune in my head, 'Forkboy' by Lard with the wording changed accordingly.I saw the picture earler today, has tones of 'The Wicker Man'. But since this is Aberdeen probably more like the remake version. Imagine an Aberdeen Britt Eckland substitute doing the naked dance, gads min, rolls of fat slapping the walls, not hands.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I love this forum. I came here because I knew that there'd be a thread about this. Yaaas, Aberdeen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I saw the picture earler today, has tones of 'The Wicker Man'. But since this is Aberdeen probably more like the remake version. Imagine an Aberdeen Britt Eckland substitute doing the naked dance, gads min, rolls of fat slapping the walls, not hands....Cavern Mike started doing that behind my back when I did 'Gently Johnny' live at the Tunnels once. Fortunately I was facing the audience...but they looked suitably appalled.Back to the horseguy....he looks like a real loser to me....maybe an appa-loser? Or would that be gelding the lily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Man ure really testing my patience with these horse based puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Trust Alan Cynic to stirrup the situation with his usual fodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 He looks like he might be loitering there just to stirrup some trouble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 hoof cares if we're testing your patience? don't want to stirrup any trouble like.if it's not someone on here, maybe it'll be a neigh-bour or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 kinda fell at the first hurdle with the stirrups puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'm sure it won't keep you down furlong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 kinda fell at the first hurdle with the stirrups puns.You took the sea-biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 it's a fair e-quest-rian thinking up more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 kinda fell at the first hurdle with the stirrups puns.Hay, it was funny and that's the mane thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 it's a fair e-quest-rian thinking up more...He's not foaling anyone with that mask. That should spur you on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I really, really hope someone has diced with some possible mentalist tendencies to go up to him in the street to let out the old classic "why the long face?".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 I like that old joke about the white horse going into the bar....the barman looks at him, then nods towards a bottle of White Horse and says " I suppose you're for the drink named after yourself?"The horse looks a bit confused, then replies hesitantly...." Aye, OK, I'll have a pint of 'Dobbin' then please".Seriously though....if anybody did speak to him they'd be asking for a split lipizzaner! I've heard he's definitely a musician, but he works out music for string and brass sections, and prefers his own company. He's a lone-arranger, who usually works with 'Silver' bands.Despite his strange ways he is always willing to help out a damsel in distress...he's very chevalrous.He also trained as a scientist, and is still hoping to find sakura for cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 He's not foaling anyone with that mask. That should spur you on.i didn't want to be saddled with providing anymore puns, so i'm glad alan came along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Hey....are you 'grooming' me??? You'll never get to see me in a skimpy mini-dressage!(Again). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 who knocked you out of your aintree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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