waltz Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I need to have certain things in certain pockets.EDIT: THINGS IN CERTAIN POCKETS.Is this weird? Other people do this, right? It annoys me when this delicate order isn't maintained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I need to have certain things in certain pockets.Trousers: left, phone. right, iPodJacket: left, cigarettes, lighter, receipts. right, wallet.Is this weird? Other people do this, right? It annoys me when this delicate order isn't maintained.Cheers for the pick-pocket tips, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Cheers for the pick-pocket tips, mate.I maybe went into too much detail. But yeah guys, steal away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I need to have certain things in certain pockets.EDIT: THINGS IN CERTAIN POCKETS.Is this weird? Other people do this, right? It annoys me when this delicate order isn't maintained.Nah I do this, that way I can do the quick pocket slap test to make sure I have everything.Wallet, keys, phone. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 My ipod is always in my left jeans pocket, or sometimes my left jacket pocket, if I'm in one of those moods where I want it on Shuffle, but end up skipping just about everything anyway. Never the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 If I decide I want to read a book that has been made into a film, I hate having to buy copies that have the film tie-in cover, I end up on Amazon trying to get the older variants.I do this too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I do this too.Me too. I think mainly because I'd be embarrassed reading a book in public if it had actors on the front because people would think "Oh, you're reading that book because it was made into a film and you don't have the imagination or literary knowledge to choose a book that isn't also a popular film?". I think that if I see someone reading a film book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I need to have certain things in certain pockets.EDIT: THINGS IN CERTAIN POCKETS.Is this weird? Other people do this, right? It annoys me when this delicate order isn't maintained.Nothing weird about this at all. Due to the purchase of an iphone, I've had to do a pocket readjustment however, which has been a bit disconcerting.Before I go out, I also go for a quick pocket slap to make sure I've got the appropriate outside my flat materials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Pfft.Use shaving oil. It softens the hair at the root and equals better skin, and easier shave and beeee-yooo-tiful stubble for the laydees.you have just blown my mind with this......never even heard of shaving oil, i normally shave with a broken piece of glass in the moonlight glint of a wheel trim......my my, i think i need a sit down now....incidentally, on the whole objects in certain pockets theme, i definately agree, and whatever you do, keep the keys seperate from everything. ESPECIALLY the damn ipod, jesus titty fucking christ i swear it is physically impossible to get things knotted together any more than when i accidentally throw my keys in the wrong pocket and it embraces my headphone lead......cue me calling my keys/Mp3 player 'fuckface' and such like in very public places... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Mobile: front left pocketWallet (and any change): front right pocketKeys: Back right pocketiPod: Inside jacket pocket.If this is not maintained, fairies die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Mobile: front left pocketWallet (and any change): front right pocketKeys: Back right pocketiPod: Inside jacket pocket.If this is not maintained, fairies die.You be hatin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Nah I do this, that way I can do the quick pocket slap test to make sure I have everything.Wallet, keys, phone. Done.I do the slap test as well. It's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Mobile: front left pocketWallet (and any change): front right pocketKeys: Back right pocketiPod: Inside jacket pocket.If this is not maintained, fairies die.KEYS in your back pouch!?! I don't want a stabbed arse. You sir, are a madman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I do the slap test as well. It's great.I do a bit of a shape feel as well, because from a slap, keys can feel like change, and my bank card can often feel invisble. A slap and a feel just about does it. I'm glad we're all fucking bonkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I do a bit of a shape feel as well, because from a slap, keys can feel like change, and my bank card can often feel invisble. A slap and a feel just about does it. I'm glad we're all fucking bonkers.I prefer the spank and rub approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 And then a tickle and a grope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Then a little scratch and sniff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 And then I check everything I need is in my pockets, you pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 When I get a new girl the first thing I do is open her up and sniff her spine. God I love being Ed Gein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 When i get a new book the first thing i do is open it up and sniff the spine. Love the smell of a new book.I do this too. Watch out if you buy them second hand. Gads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 God I love Ed Gein.YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHI used to sing a song along with Tennis Champions for the Master System where I replaced every note of the melody with the name Anna Kournikova.It went like this: Anna Kour-ni-ko-va, Anna Kournikova, Go Anna, Go Anna, Go Anna, Go Anna, Anna Kour-ni-kooooo-vaaaaaaaaaaa.Repeat ad infinitum. (Strange thing was, she wasn't featured on the game I was playing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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