Guest Gladstone Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 What exactly has he been up to...?The first report I heard was that he crashed his car. Big deal (in that it was just a minor crash by the sound of it).There's then been talk of domestic violence being involved, which has been rubbished as rumours.Now he's officially came out and said he's "ashamed" of himself and he's apologised to his family etc. He's been charged with careless driving. Why is "careless driving" such a big deal, and something to be so ashamed of?Fair enough, it's a crime, and there's a fine line between careless driving and dangerous driving, but the statements being put out suggest there's something much more sinister going on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 There's rumours flying that he's had an affair, which would explain why he's saying he's ashamed. The car crash is apparently linked to him and the wife having an argument about it.Seriously though, has he not seen his wife? If he doesn;t want her she can come and live with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 There's rumours flying that he's had an affair, which would explain why he's saying he's ashamed. The car crash is apparently linked to him and the wife having an argument about it.Seriously though, has he not seen his wife? If he doesn;t want her she can come and live with me.Ah... that makes sense. I was thinking drink driving or drugs or something but thought seeing as its Tiger Woods that was unlikely. The coverage has been weird, everything has been in inverted commas... "ashamed", "allegedly", etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Rumours are he was shagging a model from New York, or something along those lines. Apparently there have been stories surfacing in American tabloids recently about his private life which he came out and denied. Guess they may have been true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Rumours are he was shagging a model from New York, or something along those lines. Apparently there have been stories surfacing in American tabloids recently about his private life which he came out and denied. Guess they may have been true.I thought it was Rachel Uchitel (Nightclub owner) and a cocktail waitress from San Diego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Just heard something on Radio 5 about a "cocktail waitress". She must have been hot as fuck. His wife isn't exactly rubbish: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 yeah i heard the same, basically he puts his tiger feet - and cock - somewhere he shouldnt, and his wife flips out and tries to pan his face in with one of his clubs and he shits it like a little girl and drives off while looking behind him worried his wife has now sprouted another 2 legs and can outrun a car.he then eats tree....end of story , good night children, sweet dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Isn't his wife an identical twin as well!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 After all these years his wife thought visiting the 19th hole meant he was nipping round to the clubhouse for a swift pint. Bet she feels stoopid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Woods Family Album, 2009: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 yeah i heard the same, basically he puts his tiger feet - and cock - somewhere he shouldnt, and his wife flips out and tries to pan his face in with one of his clubs and he shits it like a little girl and drives off while looking behind him worried his wife has now sprouted another 2 legs and can outrun a car.he then eats tree....end of story , good night children, sweet dreamspwahhahahahaha.top notch investigative journalism right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Golf's still really boring though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 here's what happened... in 3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Hmm, the plot thickens...BBC News - Ambulance called to Tiger Woods' Florida home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Just heard something on Radio 5 about a "cocktail waitress". She must have been hot as fuck. His wife isn't exactly rubbish:I typed Tiger Woods Wife into google images and found a photo of her jack and danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 I typed Tiger Woods Wife into google images and found a photo of her jack and danny. Many thanks for that. This information is much appreciated.Kind regards,Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 I typed Tiger Woods Wife into google images and found a photo of her jack and danny. If that means it's just a photo of Tiger Woods, I'm going to be bitterly disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Just heard something on Radio 5 about a "cocktail waitress". She must have been hot as fuck. His wife isn't exactly rubbish:Erin Nordegren (Mrs Woods) is not the same human as Elin Grindemyr. They don't even look remotely alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I slept with Tiger Woods. There, I said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just heard something on Radio 5 about a "cocktail waitress". She must have been hot as fuck. His wife isn't exactly rubbish:So, to clarify, she's not married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busted Princess Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I am outraged...and for that reason, I'm going to shave with Wilkinson Sword razors and sundries from now on. That said, I can't wait for next year's videogame franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Erin Nordegren (Mrs Woods) is not the same human as Elin Grindemyr. They don't even look remotely alike.Let's not let the facts get in the way of an excuse to post a picture of a scantily clad babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 That said, I can't wait for next year's videogame franchise.Here it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Here it is.that is brilliant. this story is so boring now though. You would think he made all the money from being shit at golf the way the media have dealt with it. He could lose all his sponsorships and still make a shitload of cash. Whoopee, he shagged some birds. Yes, infidelity is wrong but leave him to sort out his shit and come back to golf. I reckon he';ll beat nicklaus record and retire pretty much immediately afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 So, to clarify, she's not married?Correct. Elin Grindemyr is single, and apparently looking for a boyfriend who lives within walking distance of Easter Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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