givemeasmile Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 to be fair he's scored in both pre-season games.....good start from the guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 It is, considering the pre-season is when players seem to under-perform mostly. I guess he's got alot to prove and wants to maintain a starting position.Besides. Anything would be better than Berbatov. I'm better than Berbatov, and I'm fucking dog at football. Hate that cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I hadn't really thought about Everton's prospects for the season but with a fit and healthy Saha and Yakubu up front to go with their already solid defence and midfield they're going to put the fear into a lot of teams.Provided Man City don't swoop in and nick Joelon Lescott from them. Now there's a man that needs a sensible haircut. WTF is that thing?The man has a pubic triangle on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 WTF is that thing?Scars from a car accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Joleon Lescott's hair has always confused me too. I'm sure there are sometimes scars evident on his scalp when his hair is short.Maybe he had a lobotomy.EDIT: Actually, wiki comes to the rescue again and explains all:Joleon Lescott - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaNasty accident at the age of 5. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I think I'd feel more sorry for Lescott's mis-shaped receeding hairline than I would do if I saw a new born baby, on fire, being kicked off a bridge. It's absolutely tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givemeasmile Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Scars from a car accident.......burn (literarily) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Is it true that the reason that Harry Redknapp looks like a potato that's had a stroke is that he was in a car accident and got his mush set on fire? Or is that just his excuse for looking like a shaved scrotum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 If City pinch Lescott, and maybe manage a galactico of their own before the window closes, say, ah I don't know... Ribery? Imagine that? Those 2, in addition to Tevez, Stephen Ireland and Vincent Kompany. What a shower of freaks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givemeasmile Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Is Paul Scholes ginger because he's a prick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 If City pinch Lescott, and maybe manage a galactico of their own before the window closes, say, ah I don't know... Ribery? Imagine that? Those 2, in addition to Tevez, Stephen Ireland and Vincent Kompany. What a shower of freaks!Don't forget Craig Bellamy with his hump / hunchback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Is it true that the reason that Harry Redknapp looks like a potato that's had a stroke is that he was in a car accident and got his mush set on fire? Or is that just his excuse for looking like a shaved scrotum?He really does look like the emotion 'Sadness'. Everything about him just reflects sadness. His eyes look like he buys a new dog every day, and every day it gets caned by a lorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Is it true that the reason that Harry Redknapp looks like a potato that's had a stroke is that he was in a car accident and got his mush set on fire? Or is that just his excuse for looking like a shaved scrotum?Nah, he's always looked like an ugly fart cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 fart cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Wiki:In June 1990, whilst watching the World Cup in Italy, Redknapp was involved in a car crash with Bournemouth's managing director Brian Tiler, who died along with four other people. Though Redknapp made a full recovery (apart from being permanently without a sense of smell), he decided to have a rest from football.199192 season.[6]So there you go, the only person out of 6 to survive, might explain why he looks like he went ducking for apples in a chip pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 might explain why he looks like he went ducking for apples in a chip pan.Best thing ever. Can't rep it though. I gave you rep once maybe about 18 months ago, probably by accident, and haven't repped anyone else since, so I'm an e-bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givemeasmile Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 (apart from being permanently without a sense of smell)I'll guess that's why he doesn't mind working with Alan Hutton, filthy hun bastard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Nah, he's always looked like an ugly fart cube.How have you not got a brown star yet? That seems criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 As least they got shot of Michael Owen, possibly their worst ever signing.Fabricio Coloccini, Marcelino, Daniel Cordone, and Jean-Alain Boumsong say "hello". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 In other news... we're fucked. Well and truly. There's no chance we're going to be promoted this season because we don't have a manager and we haven't been taken over yet. Really, everything needed to be in place by the 1st of July, but we're not really any further along now than we were at the end of the season. Chris Hughton is leading a miserable, downtrodden team (who somehow got embroiled in a 20-man brawl at Huddersfield last night ) through pre-season. We have no leader, very few players who want to stay at the club, and very little to be cheery about.We need to bring in a manager to sort this shit out. How are we supposed to be ready for the new season when there's nobody around to bring in new players and get rid of the shite? Fucking ridiculous. Ashley should stop fucking around and install Shearer for the good of the club. Maybe the new owners might not want him, but at this rate we're not going to be taken over at all. I'm pretty riled by the way this club has been run since Ashley took over. Big fat cuntbasket.But hey, I'm looking forward to going to Tannadice on the second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 But hey, I'm looking forward to going to Tannadice on the second.Me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted July 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Me too I jest!Not going near the Airdrie or Killie scumbage matches, but can't wait for the Berwick game on the 1st now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Michael Owen will score at least 20 goals for Manchester United next season.Aye, if he can stay fit this will happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 In other news... we're fucked. Well and truly. There's no chance we're going to be promoted this season because we don't have a manager and we haven't been taken over yet. Really, everything needed to be in place by the 1st of July, but we're not really any further along now than we were at the end of the season. Chris Hughton is leading a miserable, downtrodden team (who somehow got embroiled in a 20-man brawl at Huddersfield last night ) through pre-season. We have no leader, very few players who want to stay at the club, and very little to be cheery about.We need to bring in a manager to sort this shit out. How are we supposed to be ready for the new season when there's nobody around to bring in new players and get rid of the shite? Fucking ridiculous. Ashley should stop fucking around and install Shearer for the good of the club. Maybe the new owners might not want him, but at this rate we're not going to be taken over at all. I'm pretty riled by the way this club has been run since Ashley took over. Big fat cuntbasket.But hey, I'm looking forward to going to Tannadice on the second.i do love your newcastle posts murrr cos it makes me feel better about the shambles that is going on down at cambridge. we're pretty fucked but nae half as bad as the toon lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Aye, if he can stay fit this will happen.I've got ten pounds sterling on Owen finishing Premier League top scorer, at 24/1. Chanced my arm when rumours were about that he was signing for United, so fingers crossed Philip is correct!Also, Joleon Lescott: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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