delboy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 when you a result that is quite frankly an embarrasment, then you always get a knee jerk reaction. You have to ask yourself the question could anyone do better on the funds allocated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Hud the fuck on. "Back yard". What part of the USA is the Broch in?What else am I going to call it? A backie? That's what it's called! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 when you a result that is quite frankly an embarrasment, then you always get a knee jerk reaction. You have to ask yourself the question could anyone do better on the funds allocated?Of course not. The problem lies in the boardroom. And nothing will change until that does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 What else am I going to call it? A backie? That's what it's called!I'd prefer "backie". Or if you're from Peterhead, it's pronounced "back-eye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I'd prefer "backie". Or if you're from Peterhead, it's pronounced "back-eye"You know when you get two people on a bicycle, one pedalling standing up and the other sitting in the saddle holding on? My girlfriend calls that a backie. Which is ludicrous, because that's clearly a barrie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 You know when you get two people on a bicycle, one pedalling standing up and the other sitting in the saddle holding on? My girlfriend calls that a backie. Which is ludicrous, because that's clearly a barrie.That's a backie!Why would it be called a barrie? Surely if they were sitting on your handlebars, that would be called a barrie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Carrick absolutely halfed Ronaldinho for his first booking. Early in the second half I think.EDIT: In fact, that was probably about the time Ronaldinho stopped playing. Ferguson probably told him to do that.Ah, of course. I remember it well now. It was a pretty horrible tackle. I fully remember the uneccesary contact and follow through. I think I just made the assumption it was Paul Scholes. Can you believe he didn't get a single card last night? Infact, he was quite tremendous.Scholes seems like a properly great chap. Apparently he hates interviews, and he once said (ironically in an interview) that if he's ushered over for a post match word, he'll pretend the boss is calling him and run down the tunnel away from the cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 That's a backie!Why would it be called a barrie? Surely if they were sitting on your handlebars, that would be called a barrie?In my neck o' t'woods, it's called a 'saggy', because it makes your tyres look flat, since them bikes aren't meant for two cunts. Just one. It was shit if you had a bike and someone else didn't. "Aw, give us a saggy" they'd say. A 'saggy' was uncomfortable for all involved and a throughly counter productive waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 That's a backie!Why would it be called a barrie? Surely if they were sitting on your handlebars, that would be called a barrie?Because the person that's pedalling is balancing on the bar. Sort of. Actually I don't know why. It's just the Broch way. We like to confuse people who aren't from the Broch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 In my neck o' t'woods, it's called a 'saggy', because it makes your tyres look flat, since them bikes aren't meant for two cunts. Just one. It was shit if you had a bike and someone else didn't. "Aw, give us a saggy" they'd say. A 'saggy' was uncomfortable for all involved and a throughly counter productive waste of time.When I was a kid only about half my mates had bikes, so when we were going from one place to the next en masse, eg from the swing park to the football field, everybody would jump on their bikes and those who didn't have one would get a barrie. I had a bike but my mate didn't, and for some reason I couldn't give barries properly. Whenever I tried to pull away while standing up on the bike, I would just topple over with my mate getting one leg trapped under the bike. Luckily I had a BMX with big stunt pegs, so we reached an agreement whereas I could sit on the saddle as normal to pull away, and he would just stand on the stunt-pegs and hold on to the back of my jumper. Ah the 80s. They were a more innocent time.Incidentally I'm now 30 and I still can't cycle standing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 When I was a kid only about half my mates had bikes, so when we were going from one place to the next en masse, eg from the swing park to the football field, everybody would jump on their bikes and those who didn't have one would get a barrie. I had a bike but my mate didn't, and for some reason I couldn't give barries properly. Whenever I tried to pull away while standing up on the bike, I would just topple over with my mate getting one leg trapped under the bike. Luckily I had a BMX with big stunt pegs, so we reached an agreement whereas I could sit on the saddle as normal to pull away, and he would just stand on the stunt-pegs and hold on to the back of my jumper. Ah the 80s. They were a more innocent time.Incidentally I'm now 30 and I still can't cycle standing up.I can cycle fine standing up, but was always pish at giving backies for some reason. I couldn't balance properly with someone else sitting on my bike.I was also quite pish at pulling those big wheelies where you cycle the length of a playground whilst pulling the wheelie, and I never mastered cycling with no hands, which some of my mates could just do no problem at all. The bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I can't wheelie at all. Not even a little bit. Enough to get up a kerb, but nothing else. I can barely even cycle with one hand to signal a turn, never mind no hands. I'm shit at bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I can cycle fine standing up, but was always pish at giving backies for some reason. I couldn't balance properly with someone else sitting on my bike.I was also quite pish at pulling those big wheelies where you cycle the length of a playground whilst pulling the wheelie, and I never mastered cycling with no hands, which some of my mates could just do no problem at all. The bastards.Cycling with no hands with a piece of piss. Never mastered the big wheelie though. I used to like to bunny hop off pavements, until one day I did one and the handlebars came off in my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Cycling with no hands with a piece of piss. Never mastered the big wheelie though. I used to like to bunny hop off pavements, until one day I did one and the handlebars came off in my hand.Shut up, you can't even stand-up-cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Shut up, you can't even stand-up-cycle.Teabags bike doesn't even have a seat. I'd be shit at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Back on topic. I've just been having a wee think about the dirty huns. I actually think they're financial woes have turned them into a better team. They'd be fucked without Walter Smith at the helm, but they haven't bought a player for what a year and a half? They seem to have totally galvanised in the past month or so, and have started turning in decent performances, and getting good victories.They've been forced to play with the same 14 or so (I just made that up) players week in, week out, and the consistency seems to be paying off for them. Even Kenny Miller is banging the goals in.A lesson should be learned from this (I know it won't). Celtic (for example) have just shipped out half their team in a desperate attempt to salvage the 10 point gap, and it's backfired.Maybe teams should be sticking with as much of the same squad as they can, and trying to tweak here and there, rather than going "this team is pish, let's just sign a whole new one", or sack the manager everytime something goes wrong.I dread to think how good Rangers could have been if Le Guen had been left to get on with it.Saying all that, they could be absolutely bollocksed by the start of next season if they have to offload a load of players at the end of their contracts, and Smith doesn't stay on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 At work today, the football topic was most improved player of recent seasons. The most common name being talked about was Darren Fletcher. I don't agree so much, because I think he's been great for quite some time, but seemed to get written off too easily. For me, it's Florent Malouda. He used to be shocking, like, Nani bad. But Hiddink seemed to really get him playing, and he's carried it on this season. Scoring lots, and racking up assists for fun. He's no longer a shambolic waste of space.James Milner was another I suggested, but he's always shown potential and gradually gotten better. Malouda used to be absolutely shitbad, but now he's rather good, making the curve of improvement steeper.Who's yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 until one day I did one and the handlebars came off in my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 At work today, the football topic was most improved player of recent seasons. The most common name being talked about was Darren Fletcher. I don't agree so much, because I think he's been great for quite some time, but seemed to get written off too easily. For me, it's Florent Malouda. He used to be shocking, like, Nani bad. But Hiddink seemed to really get him playing, and he's carried it on this season. Scoring lots, and racking up assists for fun. He's no longer a shambolic waste of space.James Milner was another I suggested, but he's always shown potential and gradually gotten better. Malouda used to be absolutely shitbad, but now he's rather good, making the curve of improvement steeper.Who's yours?I've always thought highly of Fletcher too. I think he's just matured in the last couple of seasons into a really good player, and a mainstay in the Man Utd midfield whereas previously he wasn't always in the team. But it's MANCHESTER UNITED for fucks sake, it's not like strolling into East Fife's midfield.Most improved of recent years - I'm not really sure. Kenny Miller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Luka modric? Looked out of his depth for about a season. Although that's maybe just due to the change to the prem.On a similar spurs note, jamie o'hara has come on leaps and bounds since his loan to Pompey.Bobby zamora it has to be for me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Malouda is a good shout.Abou Diaby - a bit part player the last 3 seasons at Arsenal finally getting a chance to shine with a regular starting place. He's been the catalyst for a lot of their good stuff this season alongside Fabregas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I want to say Alex Song, but he has the uncanny ability to string 4-5 very good performances together, then follow it up with an absolute clanger. Still, I think he'll be an absolute rock in a year or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I like Song. He's been solid this season for the most part. A joy to watch, and as close as Arsenal have to replacing the massive Vieira shaped hole that has been needing filled for years.Louis Saha seems to be back on the form he was in at Man Utd. Staying reasonably fit and scoring goals against good sides. A properly fantastic striker. He was never a poor player though. He just went through fits and spurts of form in between returning from injuries I suppose.Also, Gareth Bale could also be ranked alongside Malouda, in that he once looked shockingly abysmal, and now he looks like a footballer who actually deserves to be on a reasonably lower to mid-range footballers wage. Y'know, 2nd or 3rd in the pecking order Carling Cup starter. The type of player that you groan at when you see him on the teamsheet, but he'll do okay. Like John O'Shea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 And Aberdeen escape from Fife with a draw, but they should be safe enough in the replay.Oh, hang on...And that's 5 in a row... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Some good shouts for most improved player. I'd maybe throw Joe Hart in there as he's having a superb run of form this season. It's unfortunate for him he has Shay Given to compete with at Man City but he has done really well since going out on loan to Birmingham.Maybe an odd suggestion but what about Wayne Rooney? He has been a cracking player for Man U since he joined but since losing Ronaldo they may have struggled to find goals but the responsibility he has taken on has ensured they've remained competitive for the Premiership. I reckon Fergie made a good signing in Valencia but they needed someone to step up to the plate and Rooney really has done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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