Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Not according to the law.And I never break the law.A few hymens, perhaps, but not the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I've got another 4 weeks left of being a teenager before I enter my 20s in April. 27 is like an OAP to me...or something.Happy Birthday!See post to Woody. Young bastards...A few hymens, perhaps, but not the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I'm twenty seven. FUCK.Merry Christmas or something, auld guy.A few hymens, perhaps, but not the law.You must spread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 You must spread...Yeah, that's what I tell them.I also tell them I'll be reeeaaal gentle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Yeah, that's what I tell them.I also tell them I'll be reeeaaal gentle.I heard you've been known to say "Shhh! Shhhh!" then when they are quiet, you put on a top hat and say "IIIIII am the gentleman"I hasten to add that this takes place after your sword has split their curtains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Do you take them dry? IME it's the only way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I heard you've been known to say "Shhh! Shhhh!" then when they are quiet, you put on a top hat and say "IIIIII am the gentleman"I hasten to add that this takes place after your sword has split their curtainsThis does occur.Love the metaphor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Do you take them dry? IME it's the only way....Nah, last time I tried that I snapped my banjo string. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The59Sound Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Thanks very much for all the well wishing, I had a fucking amazing birthday and shall be celebrating the entire week. And Mitch (59 Sound) if you're reading, thanks for the pint mate.No danger my good man, was good to see you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Nah, last time I tried that I snapped my banjo string.Oh god. I shudder at those words. 'snapped my banjo string'. Yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Oh god. I shudder at those words. 'snapped my banjo string'. Yuck.It's okay. It's improved my flexibility and performance as a result.Banjo strings are so restrictive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 It's okay. It's improved my flexibility and performance as a result.Banjo strings are so restrictive.Aye ok Phil Alkaline.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Aye ok Phil Alkaline....Huh? Where have I snuck into this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Huh? Where have I snuck into this one...just with phil talking about how great his dick is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Huh? Where have I snuck into this one...through the back door...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 just with phil talking about how great his dick is.When do i talk about how great my dick is? I must've missed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 through the back door......We all know that the back door is exit only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Nah, last time I tried that I snapped my banjo string.I'd give you negative rep for that one if I could- made my stomach churn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 When do i talk about how great my dick is? I must've missed that.i swear I've seen it on here, not your schwonger I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 i swear I've seen it on hereYou've definitely seen it, not on here though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 You've definitely seen it, not on here though...ho ho ho, you got me before I edited it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 ho ho ho, you got me before I edited it.Nah, i'm a modest man when i'm talking about my dick. There's plenty of lassies that you know kicking about that would be able to tell you how good/crap it is if you're keen though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Nah, i'm a modest man when i'm talking about my dick. There's plenty of lassies that you know kicking about that would be able to tell you how good/crap it is if you're keen though and a few men, maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 and a few men, maybe Who knows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Nah, i'm a modest man when i'm talking about my dick. There's plenty of lassies that you know kicking about that would be able to tell you how good/crap it is if you're keen though This is exactly what I was talking about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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