Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 calum is a fucking hero!You're a cunt, Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 17 year old = goodbye career for Mr Paterson!What is a career these days? I mean, really.Surely 17 would be fine if she had left school at 16? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 What is a career these days? I mean, really.Surely 17 would be fine if she had left school at 16?Or if nobody found out about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 You're a cunt, PhilPaedophiles are not heroes, Calum.But you're right: I am a cunt.Yet all I did was finish off your wee limerick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I started seeing my girlfriend when she was 17. I was 27. She wasn't at school like, she was the receptionist at my work, which I figured made it fair game. Everybody knows receptionists are mainly employed for the rest of the office to try and shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 What is a career these days? I mean, really.Regular wage which rises by a few grand every year, promotion prospects, job security in an unsecure time, ace holidays and a good pension?Surely 17 would be fine if she had left school at 16?Nah, Child Protection Policy dictates 18 as acceptable, anything less unacceptable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Regular wage which rises by a few grand every year, promotion prospects, job security in an unsecure time, ace holidays and a good pension?Nah, Child Protection Policy dictates 18 as acceptable, anything less unacceptable...Some 6th years are 18 before they leave school - amazing.Perks of the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Everybody knows receptionists are mainly employed for the rest of the office to try and shag.*looks out the SG Administration course materials to verify... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 calum is a fucking paedophile!As opposed to a picture taking paedophile or video-taping paedophile? The sicko.also I'm 18, does that mean I can hit on hot teachers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 As opposed to a picture taking paedophile or video-taping paedophile? The sickoYep. Calum goes straight for the clunge. No foreplay involving the use of cameras or camcorders. Right into the jugular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Fucking bastards.This all stemmed from me saying someone age 22 was probably too young for me these days.Phil was the one who said he'd get right into a 16 year old at any opportunity (kind of) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Some 6th years are 18 before they leave school - amazing.Perks of the job.That's a dangerous one! My first placement as a student teacher was teaching a class of 18 year old girls, when I was 20. Classes with them Monday - Friday, then try to avoid them in the pub at the weekend...Thank christ Facebook/Bebo has a privacy function! As i'm turning down friend requests every week from ex/current students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 also I'm 18, does that mean I can hit on hot teachers now?It's legal to hit on teachers at any age. We had some crackers when I were a lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Regular wage which rises by a few grand every year, promotion prospects, job security in an unsecure time, ace holidays and a good pension?Pfft. Overrated. Get a real job! I am not bitter about getting rejected for post-graduate teacher training at all. Honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I'm eighteen! YasssI'm twenty seven. FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I'm twenty seven. FUCK.Happy Birthday min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Phil was the one who said he'd get right into a 16 year old at any opportunity (kind of)Boke! Just Wrong.I'm twenty seven. FUCK.Happy Birthday ya auld bastardo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Happy Birthday ya auld bastardo Looking at all those smileys is tiring me out in my old age.Thanks, to all (well, both) the well wishers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Happy birthday. If it makes you feel better i'm 21 in December Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Happy birthday. If it makes you feel better i'm 21 in December What, so you're not even 21 yet...?Young bastard.(Cheers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Looking at all those smileys is tiring me out in my old age.Thanks, to all (well, both) the well wishers... yeah a wee smiley party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 What, so you're not even 21 yet...?Young bastard.(Cheers)Haha afraid not. I still get confused when people ask my age - I can never seem to remember that i turned 20.What can i say...i'm getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Haha afraid not. I still get confused when people ask my age - I can never seem to remember that i turned 20.What can i say...i'm getting old. I hate it when that happens. Problem is, nobody believes me when I tell them I'm 19, especially those hot 16 year old girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 What, so you're not even 21 yet...?Young bastard.(Cheers)I've got another 4 weeks left of being a teenager before I enter my 20s in April. 27 is like an OAP to me...or something.Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Boke! Just Wrong.Not according to the law.And I never break the law.A few hymens, perhaps, but not the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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