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With all the fuss about anorexic models inspiring women to become dangerously thin, why is this monstrosity gracing the cover of teenage music wank mag NME? I think the UK must resist the normalisation and acceptance of grossly overweight people that is affecting the USA before we are overrun with feeder fetishists (Erotic weight gain - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

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Look, she's a fat mess and she just don't care! Fatty power! :up:

At least if feeder fetishism sweeps the nation all the fatties will stay in doors. :popcorn: :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

I like fat people really, just joking :]

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everytime i channel flicked over the weekend the gossip seemed to be on telly (ok they were on radio 1's big weekend coverage on bbc 3 and transmission on channel 4) i couldnt help but think they're an indie Level 42!

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she does have a lot of energy for one so lardy - i would imagine she has a decent coke dealer

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With all the fuss about anorexic models inspiring women to become dangerously thin, why is this monstrosity gracing the cover of teenage music wank mag NME?

You don't like dangerously thin people being in magazines and you don't like dangerously fat people being in magazines.

Do you just want to see "normal" people in magazines?

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Decent lard dealer more like.

jake is this is kind of filth you go for?

i thought i had a decent lard dealer till i saw her!!!:up:

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You don't like dangerously thin people being in magazines and you don't like dangerously fat people being in magazines.

Do you just want to see "normal" people in magazines?

he's a complicated guy. a wanker yes, but with intellectual depth. i've heard he bums dogs.

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Maybe so, but appearing on stage looking like this regardless of your size should be an offence punishable with a shot of aids

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Shrek 2 SHUT UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN ?(

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You don't like dangerously thin people being in magazines and you don't like dangerously fat people being in magazines.

Do you just want to see "normal" people in magazines?

Fuck magazines. It's just offensive to see this fat woman flaunting the effects of her gluttony and expecting people to respect her for it. Why doesn't she fly out to africa and lecture some kids dying of starvation on why being a fat slob is ok?

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you are all press and journal readers and as such are 100% dip shits by me...

beth ditto is fat.

the boy that used to be in the smiths has hitlers haircut.

ian brown cant do "live" singing

james dean bradfield gets a bit porky now and then.

liam gallagher gets a bit nasty looking on tour.

elton john is a fat poof.

ian maculloch is going bald.

block party FANTASTICALLY dull, but coining it with black gay indie white boy sound - a - like....

pink looks a bit dikey.

etc etc.

whats the probolem. porky ditto's band are really good and probably very important- are we seeing double standards here? the pixies were hailed as the saviours of rock and their lead singer was a big fat cunt/ who cares as long as the music is good?

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Fuck magazines. It's just offensive to see this fat woman flaunting the effects of her gluttony and expecting people to respect her for it. Why doesn't she fly out to africa and lecture some kids dying of starvation on why being a fat slob is ok?

dude you are so hot when you talk in that high pitched "girly" voice! yeah! please wear that binbag and smear your genitals with marmite when i come round tonight!

yeah!

ye big sex pot!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

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Fuck magazines. It's just offensive to see this fat woman flaunting the effects of her gluttony and expecting people to respect her for it. Why doesn't she fly out to africa and lecture some kids dying of starvation on why being a fat slob is ok?

Why don't the supermodels fly out and say the their piece?

Although it's doubtful that africa kids could afford the same drugs.

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who cares as long as the music is good?

Good point. I don't think Beth Ditto is advocating a pie eating lifestyle, she just likes one fish supper too many. I'd rather have 13 year kids seeing her as a role model than something grotesque like the Pussycat Dolls.

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all that needs to be said on the matter -

Mate1: AHHHHH fucking hell!!

Mate2:GADS. That should be in a sleeve like they do with porno mags

Mate1: ahhhhhh minging

Mate2: here, she doens't look all that big! I thoguht she was like a super fatty. Surprised she'd even fit on the page!

MAte1: Think, they've probs airbrushed that aswell...AND SHE STILL LOOKS ROUGH.

Mate1: Imagine ragging her...

(end convo)

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i bet ya jake spike buys that issue,

If the front cover was a genuine likeness, then I'd be in there like a rat up a drainpipe. Then I saw the picture in post #6 and nearly saw my breakfast again, she's even rougher than my ex and that's saying something.

It's irrelevant anyway, she doesn't do blokes.

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Maybe so

I will stop you there, because it definitely isn't.

Then again, would you expect anything else from the shittest music magazine in existance to support putting out one of the worst messages there is?

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