Foreskin Ninja Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Man cuts off his own penis in busy restaurant | The Guardian | Guardian UnlimitedA man burst into a busy central London restaurant and chopped off his own penis with a knife in front of horrified diners, police and reports said today.The man - identified by the Sun as a 35-year-old Polish national - ran into Zizzi, in the Strand, at 9pm on Sunday."This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the paper. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person hurt in the incident, and that his injuries were self-inflicted.He was taken to hospital, where his condition was described as stable. According to the Sun, the man was being assessed by psychiatrists and was expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act.The paper reported that police had subdued the man with CS gas spray and recovered his severed penis, which surgeons at St Thomas' hospital in central London attempted to re-attach. It was not known whether the operation had been a success.The shape of things to come? Trend setter? I expect to see many more of these and will be going out to Polish restaurants for dinner till I get lucky. Anyone want to go on a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Of course, Zizzi is also French slang for penis - Maybe he misunderstood the purpose of the restraunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is it just me or are there a considerable amount of people doing this? I just read that story of an American (had to be) who cut of his penis and then fried it in a frying pan before trying to feed it to an emancipated lover. I don't know if its true, but RATE WEIRDO ETC.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is it just me or are there a considerable amount of people doing this? I just read that story of an American (had to be) who cut of his penis and then fried it in a frying pan before trying to feed it to an emancipated lover. I don't know if its true, but RATE WEIRDO ETC..E-emancipated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 I just read that story of an American (had to be) who cut of his penis and then fried it in a frying pan before trying to feed it to an emancipated lover. I don't know if its true, but RATE WEIRDO ETC..That was a while ago - the guy just got gaoled recently so it all came back. He was German IIRC. Anyway, who says that romance is not dead? All this most recent one probably really says is something about the lack of communication between the EU's mental-health services or how someone with problems in a new country can become detached & slip right through the net. Despite the black humour in the story, sadness underlies it & I hope he now gets the help he needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 MENUStarters:Cock-a-leekie soupHam saladSausage pizzaMains:Roast Bellend of PorkToad in the (semi-w)holeBanger, mashedMeatballs surpriseSpotted DickDesserts:I ScreamCheese board (Knob, Helmet, Cheddar, etc)Also Available: 10" meat feast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 MENUStarters:Cock-a-leekie soupHam saladSausage pizzaMains:Roast Bellend of PorkToad in the (semi-w)holeBanger, mashedMeatballs surpriseSpotted DickDesserts:I ScreamCheese board (Knob, Helmet, Cheddar, etc)Also Available: 10" meat feastSounds like your sort of meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 MENUStarters:Cock-a-leekie soupHam saladSausage pizzaMains:Roast Bellend of PorkToad in the (semi-w)holeBanger, mashedMeatballs surpriseSpotted DickDesserts:I ScreamCheese board (Knob, Helmet, Cheddar, etc)Also Available: 10" meat feastWhat really sets this off is the 10" meat feast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 What really sets this off is the 10" meat feast.Well originally it was a 12'', but as things go...Sounds like your sort of meal.THANKS SAM YOU ARE SO LOVELY TO ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Anyone spot the irony that this thread about someone lopping his walloper off, was started by Foreskin Ninja! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 That was a while ago - the guy just got gaoled recently so it all came back. He was German IIRC. Anyway, who says that romance is not dead? All this most recent one probably really says is something about the lack of communication between the EU's mental-health services or how someone with problems in a new country can become detached & slip right through the net. Despite the black humour in the story, sadness underlies it & I hope he now gets the help he needs.I'm sure there was some sort of legal problem because Germany didn't have a law against cannibalism at the time.If you're really interested, I saw them advertising the documentary about it on 4od a couple of days ago. Search for "BodyShock". It'll cost ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 It's almost like...... Reading the ol' Onion posts!But still, oocha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I'm sure there was some sort of legal problem because Germany didn't have a law against cannibalism at the time.Indeed it was! This was one of my favourite stories, and contained one of THE best quotes of all time.Basically, a cannibal from germany put out adverts for someone he could eat. After going on a few dates to the cinema/restaurant (seriously) with a few potential candidates - who subseuently eventually bowed out - he finally found a guy willing to go through with being eaten. They cut off his dick and ate it together, and it was at this point the penis-less man who was chomping down on his own shlong said, word for word:"If I'm still alive in the morning, can we eat my balls for breakfast?"Amazing.EDIT: just found the story on wikipediaArmin Meiwes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Well originally it was a 12'', but as things go...Well, sometimes you can have too much of a good thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 I really hope the food critic for The Times wasn't in that night or they're going to be losing some serious points for 'poor atmosphere'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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