Teabags Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Anyways....She played a lvl 70 Night Elf druid in the MMORPG "World of Warcraft", and she needed a LOT of gold to buy her epic flying mount (a flying creature that makes your travelling much easier, it's the most expensive thing to buy in WoW). So she posted a message on the internet that she would have sex with some guy (or woman) one night for 5000 WoW gold so that she could buy the mount. She eventually got a guy, who paid her the gold.See for yourself:http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/9a/9a92fe2d5bbecc96589912090c3b22ecfdc9e0be.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 That's taken being an RPG geek to a frightening new level! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 "Hello, I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me."Gotta love the subtleness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 A durty hoor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 It's ironic that she refers to the folk who posted her picture on the internet as "Jackasses" and "Failures", given that some bloke has just rumped her and "paid" with non-existent gold o_O If she has a decent car, I've got some magic beans I'm looking to offload.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 "as long as you have the gold! Also not adversed to the idea of group/anal."Bet they all dressed up as orcs and had a big fuck off orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 After seeing her picture, I think I'd rather have the make believe gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 dear god. i'm glad i don't play wow anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Anyone else think that the reason she "can't host" is because despite looking about 30, she still lives with her parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 I bet her parents are proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Anyone else think that the reason she "can't host" is because despite looking about 30I think you're being rather chivalrous there...she looks a lot older than that.Also, does anyone think she and her "partner" gave each other sword and sorcery-style names during "the act".If so, what do you think the names might have beenMy guess?....Princess Phlapps of the Myngh&Lord Phalluz of Greater Testez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Sir Stabsalot of the Mighty Pork Sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 I don't really know anything about this WOW stuff, other than what I learned in a recent South Park episode, and this wouldn't have been out of place there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 dear god. i'm glad i don't play wow anymore.What did you have to do to get your Epic mount Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 What did you have to do to get your Epic mount Dave? bought the gold off ebay probably. wonder why she didnt just do that o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 bought the gold off ebay probably. wonder why she didnt just do that o_OPossibley because she was gaspin' for a shug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 "Dungeon Master says you canna cum till you roll a 6" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 "As the cummy tears spill down your chest your crystallized marzipan armour loses 3 integrity points per tear of shame." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 bought the gold off ebay probably. wonder why she didnt just do that o_OHaving seen her photo, the whole WOW thing was probably a ruse for her to get her hole. I imagine that conventional methods of finding a partner wouldn't work for the wee troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 "As the cummy tears spill down your chest your crystallized marzipan armour loses 3 integrity points per tear of shame."" Ah, but I repell your cummy tears with my Pork Sword of vulgaris which adds +6 force ratio to every thrust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Having seen her photo, the whole WOW thing was probably a ruse for her to get her hole. I imagine that conventional methods of finding a partner wouldn't work for the wee troll.She probably just couldn't find a geeky enough wee bastard to shag, because they were all too busy in their parents basements playing WoW and watching re-runs of the original Star Trek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 "Azmdag Jentol Woft Mot, your time has come, this mount is yours as I ride into the pink valley, catching velvet snowflakes on my tongue before the puss did run like a glacier. Forfwith thine sword is drawn and then put back in sheath, over and over again until such time as I see fit to use the spell of Spaff Enyer Ay to rid solicite the demons of Hoor."lvl increase, super n00b destroyer +280% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 She probably just couldn't find a geeky enough wee bastard to shag, because they were all too busy in their parents basements playing WoW and watching re-runs of the original Star Trek.When I was at school we played D&D. That was much cooler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 At the time it would have cost over $600 to buy the gold the lucky winner sent to the cave troll, you could probably fuck Britney Spears for less than that these days if you agreed to smear your dick in Rogaine first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 When I was at school we played D&D. That was much cooler! Ahhh, but you probably watched the Star Trek with Jean Luc Picard, who is waaaaaaaay cooler. "Make it so, number one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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