Mr.Mike Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 well? which club do you think provides their fans with the best half time nourishment?although it's been a while since I went to a game I seem to remember St. Johnstone producing a pretty good effort. Old Firm pies are just as bland and uninspiring as their teams/fans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hmm... well Caley Pies are crap. 3/10Pittodrie pies can be really good one week, crap the next. 6/10Killie pies are pretty damn good 8/10Celtic's are average 5/10Hampden's are pretty good. 7/10Elgin City (not SPL i know, prob never will be either!!) Pies are amazing 9/10McDiarmid Park Pies are great too 9/10AIK Stockholm dinna have Pies, but their popcorn, beer and hotdogs were good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 AIK Stockholm dinna have Pies, but their popcorn, beer and hotdogs were good Don't have pies?! That's not a football stadium!What's the world coming to when you can't buy a wonderful range of greasy heart attacks at a football game. The pie is a staple diet of a proper football fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Of the grounds I have done, here's the alphabetical order of pie scores out of 10, and also a Bovril rating:Aberdeen: Pies 5, Bovril 5. Queues are rubbish.Airdrie: Pies 2, Bovril 6.Alloa: Pies 8, Bovril 6.Arbroath: Pies 5, Bovril 6. Smokies = nil!Brechin: Pies 6, Bovril 7.Celtic: Pies 4, Bovril 9. Queues also ridiculous.Clyde: Pies 0 (sold out), Bovril 6.Cowden: Pies 4, Bovril 2 (too flat).Dumbarton: Pies 8, Bovril 8.Dundee: Pies 1 (overpriced), Bovril 1 (ditto).Dundee Utd: Pies 0 (stone cold), Bovril 7.Dunfermline: Pies 4, Bovril 3 (too hot).East Fife: Pies 3, Bovril 9 (bang on).East Stirling: Pies 1 (waaaaash), Bovril 2 (too cold).Elgin: Pies 2, Bovril 6.Falkirk (Brockville): Pies 5, Bovril 8.Forfar: Pies 2 (normally sold out, too), Bovril 4.Hearts: Pies 5, Bovril 7. Queues: 0.Hibs: Pies 8 (tad hot though), Bovril 6.ICT: Pies 4, Bovril -10 (spilt it, scolded my arm).Bastard Franchise Scum: Pies 0, Bovril 0. Because they shouldn't exist.Montrose: Pies 4 (normally too cold), Bovril 9 (nice and thick).Morton: Pies 5, Bovril 6.The Mighty Jags: Pies 6, Bovril 8.Peterhead: Pies 0 (forgot to buy one, shock), Bovril 6.Queen's Park: Pies 5, Bovril 6. Prices 0. Atmosphere 0. Queue 10.QOS: Pies 8, Bovril 8. Value 9.999.Raith Rovers: Pies 0 (bouf), Bovril 3 (too hot).Rangers: Pies 4, Bovril 4. Queues 5. Stewarding -10000.Ross County: Pies 0 (too hot), Bovril 2 (too cold).St Johnstone: Pies 5, Bovril 5. Prices = ehh-ehh!St Mirren: Pies 8 (chewy), Bovril 4 (thin).Stenhousemuir: Pies 6, Bovril 0 (sold out!). Therefore - Hot Chocolate 3 (too sweet).Stirling: Pies 7, Bovril 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Don't have pies?! That's not a football stadium!What's the world coming to when you can't buy a wonderful range of greasy heart attacks at a football game. The pie is a staple diet of a proper football fan. They did have an amazing invention, that i think would go down a storm in SPL football.Upon entering the stadium, we wondered why everyone had AIK Mousemats with them (you know, those things that your computer mouse sits upon). Then as the game started, all these mousemat carrying fans, placed their mousemats on the seat, to relieve their arses from 90mins of cold, unforgiving plastic. Something that i was suffering from badly that game.When sitting in Pittodrie yesterday, i really wished i had an ICT branded mousemat device to sit upon. There's a business in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 ICT: Pies 4, Bovril -10 (spilt it, scolded my arm).Did the spill occurwhen the last minute penalty was awarded? It was never a pen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Did the spill occurwhen the last minute penalty was awarded? It was never a pen...It wasn't that game I was at: it was a league fixture waaaaay back just after we won the firstie, before the stadium had been done up. (You won 3-0, all scored within the first 20 minutes.......) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Scorge, you missed out Hampden:Pie 5, Bovril 2 (weak as piss)Also, the pies at Kilmarnock are generally acknowledged to be the best, but you haven't lived until you've had a Stephen's Steak Bridie at Fortress EEP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 well? which club do you think provides their fans with the best half time nourishment?although it's been a while since I went to a game I seem to remember St. Johnstone producing a pretty good effort. Old Firm pies are just as bland and uninspiring as their teams/fans...I can't say i ever been particularly inspired by a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 I can't say i ever been particularly inspired by a pie.Then you haven't lived man!DID YOU JUST SAY THAT LEEDS UNITEDS PIES ARE SHITE? COME ON 'EN! 'MON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Then you haven't lived man!DID YOU JUST SAY THAT LEEDS UNITEDS PIES ARE SHITE? COME ON 'EN! 'MON!Hahaha, good times! Oh i do wonder where he is now. Prison hopefully! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mike Posted November 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Hahaha, good times! Oh i do wonder where he is now. Prison hopefully!yeah! tell it like it is...twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I worked at Pittodrie abround 11 years ago, I can still smell the grease from the mutton eyes..Blackburn Rovers serve the best cheesburgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Rugby Park - Say "Aye" To A Killie Pie.(not that I'm biased or anything) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Of the grounds I have done, here's the alphabetical order of pie scores out of 10, and also a Bovril rating:Aberdeen: Pies 5, Bovril 5. Queues are rubbish.Airdrie: Pies 2, Bovril 6.Alloa: Pies 8, Bovril 6.Arbroath: Pies 5, Bovril 6. Smokies = nil!Brechin: Pies 6, Bovril 7.Celtic: Pies 4, Bovril 9. Queues also ridiculous.Clyde: Pies 0 (sold out), Bovril 6.Cowden: Pies 4, Bovril 2 (too flat).Dumbarton: Pies 8, Bovril 8.Dundee: Pies 1 (overpriced), Bovril 1 (ditto).Dundee Utd: Pies 0 (stone cold), Bovril 7.Dunfermline: Pies 4, Bovril 3 (too hot).East Fife: Pies 3, Bovril 9 (bang on).East Stirling: Pies 1 (waaaaash), Bovril 2 (too cold).Elgin: Pies 2, Bovril 6.Falkirk (Brockville): Pies 5, Bovril 8.Forfar: Pies 2 (normally sold out, too), Bovril 4.Hearts: Pies 5, Bovril 7. Queues: 0.Hibs: Pies 8 (tad hot though), Bovril 6.ICT: Pies 4, Bovril -10 (spilt it, scolded my arm).Bastard Franchise Scum: Pies 0, Bovril 0. Because they shouldn't exist.Montrose: Pies 4 (normally too cold), Bovril 9 (nice and thick).Morton: Pies 5, Bovril 6.The Mighty Jags: Pies 6, Bovril 8.Peterhead: Pies 0 (forgot to buy one, shock), Bovril 6.Queen's Park: Pies 5, Bovril 6. Prices 0. Atmosphere 0. Queue 10.QOS: Pies 8, Bovril 8. Value 9.999.Raith Rovers: Pies 0 (bouf), Bovril 3 (too hot).Rangers: Pies 4, Bovril 4. Queues 5. Stewarding -10000.Ross County: Pies 0 (too hot), Bovril 2 (too cold).St Johnstone: Pies 5, Bovril 5. Prices = ehh-ehh!St Mirren: Pies 8 (chewy), Bovril 4 (thin).Stenhousemuir: Pies 6, Bovril 0 (sold out!). Therefore - Hot Chocolate 3 (too sweet).Stirling: Pies 7, Bovril 8.Who ate all the pies indeed!How are you still alive??!?!?!You really should try and do the clean sweep of all Scotlands grounds now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Old Firm pies are just as bland and uninspiring as their teams/fans...Lol..I thought that too...until I attended a Celtic home game. Puts Pittodrie supporters to shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 The worst Pie I've ever had was at Fir Park. Picked it out of the foil container and the whole "meat" content fell out the soggy bottom into the puddle of yellow grease at the bottom of the container. Then we got beaten 3-2 whixh sucked (although Zero scored a cracking goal!). Best food I've had at an SPL ground was a soggy slice of pizza at Easter Road which isn't saying much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Haven't had a pie at the footy for ages myself.Might 'treat' myself to a wee steak pie at todders this weekend for the football-fest vs St Mirren.Canna wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 The worst Pie I've ever had was at Fir Park. Picked it out of the foil container and the whole "meat" content fell out the soggy bottom into the puddle of yellow grease at the bottom of the container.Couldn't agree more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 yeah! tell it like it is...twatI'm not sure you have any idea what Adam and I are referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 You really should try and do the clean sweep of all Scotlands grounds now.That's the plan, not too many left to do now. Would have done Gretna next Saturday if it wasn't for a lack of fecking cash.I also omitted Highland League grounds (five) and English grounds (another five). Fat bastard indeed....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mike Posted November 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I'm not sure you have any idea what Adam and I are referring to.neither do I. i wrote that post-pub last night and totally missed the point. apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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