Swingin' Ryan Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Has anybody else had Mormons coming round recently?I had a really strange pair turn up at the door at half past eight in the evening (what kind of time is that for preaching!), and give me a quick run down of the Mormon religion. When I told them I couldn't ever take anything as misogynistic and homophobic as the Bible seriously, they told me not to worry because there is a Prophet alive in the world who's in direct communication with God and he'd be telling us soon how to get into Heaven.I've had some strange Jehovah's Witnesses but this pair were off the chart, they even started to chuckle creepily when I told them I wouldn't be comfortable with them coming back after they tried to organise some kind of conversion meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 So you accuse the bible of being misogynistic and homophobic, as if you represent the epitome of tolerance, yet feel the need to ridicule these people for their beliefs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 So you accuse the bible of being misogynistic and homophobic' date=' as if you represent the epitome of tolerance, yet feel the need to ridicule these people for their beliefs?[/quote']Firstly, I don't think saying I find something intolerant automatically implies that I believe myself to be the 'epitome tolerance'.Secondly, I wasn't ridiculing their beliefs (although I do find some of them incredibly offensive), I found the fashion in which they presented their beliefs rude and more than a little bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 So you accuse the bible of being misogynistic and homophobic' date=' as if you represent the epitome of tolerance, yet feel the need to ridicule these people for their beliefs?[/quote']Aye, I've got to admit that Ryan was pretty fair with that one. He didn't go to their home telling them about his desired method for getting into heaven.Their method sucks, and I'm pretty sure even Stripey, the self proclaimed Devil's Advocate knows the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Has anybody else had Mormons coming round recently?I had a really strange pair turn up at the door at half past eight in the evening (what kind of time is that for preaching!)' date=' and give me a quick run down of the Mormon religion. When I told them I couldn't ever take anything as misogynistic and homophobic as the Bible seriously, they told me not to worry because there is a Prophet alive in the world who's in direct communication with God and he'd be telling us soon how to get into Heaven.I've had some strange Jehovah's Witnesses but this pair were off the chart, they even started to chuckle creepily when I told them I wouldn't be comfortable with them coming back after they tried to organise some kind of conversion meeting.[/quote']1. Next time, tell them you're Catholic and watch them both disappear faster than Victoria Beckhams waistline.2. Did they leave "The Prophet's" mobile number? I really need to have a word.3. Not surprised you're uncomfortable with them, don't you just find that frat-boy sickly, grinning charm really dusturbing? I bet Ted Bundy was just like that.Yep, Mormons & Jehovahs Witness' - religion's answer to the Bloods & Crips - bible thuggery!!! They turn up unannounced at your door when you're either...a) having your teab) on the canc) having a napd) baws deepThey are - in the words of our Lord and Saviour, J.C. - "Cunts"DZLPs - didn't detect a hint of ridicule in the Swingin's post. Mine however, is riddled with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I couldn't ever take anything as misogynistic and homophobic as the Bible seriouslyIs that not just the way it is interpreted by some? I tried to read it once, couldn't really get into it. I already had a fair idea of what happened at the end so maybe that spoilt it a bit for me. Give me a religion with a smaller book! Actually, how many pages is the Koran?I've never been approached by Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses. My Ma told me never to entertain them at all or they'll keep bugging you. The Moomins once came to my door asking me to sponsor Moomintroll for running a half marathon but I told them to get to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 ...but I told them to get to fuck.That's ma boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 but I told them to get to fuck.as my peterheed grunny would say, "ats the only fuckin language thae cunts understand". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 as my peterheed grunny would say' date=' "ats the only fuckin language thae cunts understand".[/quote']I like your granny :up: DZLPs did you get my message about tuition ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I don't think anyone's ever breezed through the big book. Still, nice to know the Catholic church are always striving to change it for the current times (and thus ensuring their Nazi gold remains nicely topped up ).I think they should get off the fence and publish a straight talking Bible, published in a similar style to the Beano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I like your granny :up: DZLPs did you get my message about tuition ?aye i got the one saying you were seeing the guy' date=' any joy? pm me . :'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I don't think anyone's ever breezed through the big book. Still' date=' nice to know the Catholic church are always striving to change it for the current times (and thus ensuring their Nazi gold remains nicely topped up ).I think they should get off the fence and publish a straight talking Bible, published in a similar style to the Beano.[/quote']I read the Da Vinci Code in a couple of days. Maybe Dan Brown could abridge the Bible in a similar fashion (devoid of any real characters or writing talent). Christianity would BOOM!Catholic Churches and Nazi gold - please explain??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKMartin Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I wasn't ridiculing their beliefs (although I do find some of them incredibly offensive)Which beliefs do you find incredibly offensive?AKM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Give me a religion with a smaller book! Actually' date=' how many pages is the Koran?[/quote']I think the Koran is longer, but it's much the same plot as the bible, although some characters have different names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsheepie Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 When i used to stay with the parents, out in the middle of nowhere, a couple of mormons arrived on the doorstep (no car and the nearest bus stop was 3 or so miles away). My mum answered the door and they started their spiel. Just as mum was about to do the whole "not interested" bit they spotted the signed aberdeen shirt i'd won that week. The two of them went rushing past mum, pointing at it going ooh and aah. They then chatted about football for a while and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 When i used to stay with the parents' date=' out in the middle of nowhere, a couple of mormons arrived on the doorstep (no car and the nearest bus stop was 3 or so miles away). My mum answered the door and they started their spiel. Just as mum was about to do the whole "not interested" bit they spotted the signed aberdeen shirt i'd won that week. The two of them went rushing past mum, pointing at it going ooh and aah. They then chatted about football for a while and left.[/quote']I could deal with that."Hello, we're from the Church of Pittodrie and were looking for some banter about our saviour Russel Anderson.""Why come in good sirs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsadecacahuete Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I could deal with that."Hello' date=' we're from the Church of Pittodrie and were looking for some banter about our saviour Russel Anderson.""Why come in good sirs!"[/quote']I would be more inclined to shoot them if they started speaking about football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 My preferred method is as follows, smile politely, acknowledge their ignorance, then explain to them how the planet earth gives us the resources and habitat we need, and the sun provides the energy to power it, its basic physics and it confuses the hell out of them.While they are trying to grasp that concept, remind them of how their forefathers anihilated the indiginous population of the land they now inhabit.They never come back to your door again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Or you could just seduce them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Which beliefs do you find incredibly offensive?AKMThe fact they take their religion from The Book of Mormon, a book which states "Jews are wicked" and describes the Native American race as "a filthy people, full of idleness and all manner of abominations." They also oppose Abortion and view Homosexuality as a 'problem'. They also take the Bible as the word of God and some of the stuff in there when you actually read through it is unbelivably brutal.I'm not saying they follow these books word for word and I know that they live by modern 'interpretations' of their Holy books, but they still endorse the words inside them and take them as the word of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 My Dad once invited them in for a chat when he was a bit boozy. He's a stern athiest, but he knows "the book" inside out (in fact his knowledge is quite scary)Anyway, he didn't half give them a grilling, these boys didn't know their shit at all, and after all the contradictions and oxymoron's were laid out smack in front of their face they actually apologised for bothering him and admitted defeat. They either went off to read up some more or became new age travellers I'd imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SensesWorkingOverTime Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 the South Park episode featuring Mormons is comedy gold.'dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb' etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 They also "worship" seagulls.....?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Catholic Churches and Nazi gold - please explain???The Vatican was guilty of promoting the Nazis way of thinking during WWII. Helped conceal assets, promoted fascism, enjoyed handouts from their old chum Hitler etc etc. It's thought that a fair bit of the churches wealth is made up of Nazi cash.Lots of wee stories dotted around, such as this one:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/735232.stmThis isn't exactly related to Mormons however. I'm not entirely sure if they had anything to do with the Nazis. Maybe they helped in their own way by invading British homes and consuming their tea rations... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 They also "worship" seagulls.....?(Eh??They can have all the tea they want if they can explain their way round that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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