Flash@TMB Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 A tale of fast women, fast criminals, alcohol abuse and a downward spiral coming to a bookstore near you: "The Fall Of Spiderman: Web-Slinging To Slinging Out Time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 After a couple of beers Spidey was confussed as his Spidey-sense said that he was at Wembley Stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Och shiteOch SHITE , there's nae a moothpiece on this mask, and ma bloody han is stuck tae the pint glass wi ma web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 "Hurry up and take the fucking photo Flash!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Cider Drinker Neil by day...Beer drinking Webmaster by night.....*costume optional* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTA Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 There is just no Trouble now the Weebl bouncer has sorted everything out, Or maybe they where all underage??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 With great Lager comes great responsibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Laura@TMB Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Spiderman:- I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!Barmaid:- Then learn to spin young man, learn to spin!PS - if you're under the age of 35 don't even bother reading this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 "Fuck off. I'm not saving anymore cats until I've finished me pint." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 the next cunt to put 'boris the spider' on the jukebox....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Spiderman:- I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!Barmaid:- Then learn to spin young man' date=' learn to spin!PS - if you're under the age of 35 don't even bother reading this post[/quote']http://www.625.uk.com/pifs/learn2swim.htmHow can one forget such a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Spiderman was upset to learn that his blind date with a 'Black Widow' turned out to be a bereaved African immigrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Sir Issac Newton told us why an apple falls down from the sky etc etc Och kids nooadays ,they jist dinna get the same standard o public service announcements, nae winner they're a on smack or listening to emo, bring back Alvin Stardust - richt noo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I'm fucking dying for a piss.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 "While Mary Jane busied herself with a saucy three in a bed romp featuring Captain America and The Silver Surfer, Spidey mentally plotted his e-mail to The Suns' Dear Dierdre column." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elvis Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Spidey's amazing friends had just given him a shot of rocket fuel and burned an embarassing hole in his costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch_enemy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 After a mates fancy dress party, 34 year old Bud McGroo drinks himself under after realising he can still fit into his 6 year old son's lycra spidey outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Save a fucking nation and all I can afford is fucking Tennents. I need to have words with some cunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 the next cunt to put 'boris the spider' on the jukebox.......You win!!! See either Laura or myself for a free sample of Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 is that mr. elrick hiding in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 is that mr. elrick hiding in there?I've been sworn to keep his identity secret. But yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 You win!!! See either Laura or myself for a free sample of Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum.woo hoo! i'm in this sunday, i will see you then!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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