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A tale of fast women, fast criminals, alcohol abuse and a downward spiral coming to a bookstore near you: "The Fall Of Spiderman: Web-Slinging To Slinging Out Time"

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Och shite

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Och SHITE , there's nae a moothpiece on this mask, and ma bloody han is stuck tae the pint glass wi ma web.

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There is just no Trouble now the Weebl bouncer has sorted everything out, Or maybe they where all underage???

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Guest Laura@TMB
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Spiderman:- I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!

Barmaid:- Then learn to spin young man, learn to spin!

PS - if you're under the age of 35 don't even bother reading this post

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Sir Issac Newton told us why

an apple falls down from the sky etc etc

Och kids nooadays ,they jist dinna get the same standard o public service announcements, nae winner they're a on smack or listening to emo, bring back Alvin Stardust - richt noo.

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"While Mary Jane busied herself with a saucy three in a bed romp featuring Captain America and The Silver Surfer, Spidey mentally plotted his e-mail to The Suns' Dear Dierdre column."

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the next cunt to put 'boris the spider' on the jukebox.......

You win!!! See either Laura or myself for a free sample of Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum.

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