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Flash@TMB, July 30, 2006 in Krakatoa
A tale of fast women, fast criminals, alcohol abuse and a downward spiral coming to a bookstore near you: "The Fall Of Spiderman: Web-Slinging To Slinging Out Time"
After a couple of beers Spidey was confussed as his Spidey-sense said that he was at Wembley Stadium.
Och SHITE , there's nae a moothpiece on this mask, and ma bloody han is stuck tae the pint glass wi ma web.
"Hurry up and take the fucking photo Flash!"
Cider Drinker Neil by day...Beer drinking Webmaster by night.....*costume optional*
There is just no Trouble now the Weebl bouncer has sorted everything out, Or maybe they where all underage???
With great Lager comes great responsibilities.
Spiderman:- I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!
Barmaid:- Then learn to spin young man, learn to spin!
PS - if you're under the age of 35 don't even bother reading this post
"Fuck off. I'm not saving anymore cats until I've finished me pint."
the next cunt to put 'boris the spider' on the jukebox.......
Spiderman:- I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!Barmaid:- Then learn to spin young man' date=' learn to spin!PS - if you're under the age of 35 don't even bother reading this post[/quote']http://www.625.uk.com/pifs/learn2swim.htmHow can one forget such a classic!
Barmaid:- Then learn to spin young man' date=' learn to spin!
PS - if you're under the age of 35 don't even bother reading this post[/quote']
How can one forget such a classic!
Spiderman was upset to learn that his blind date with a 'Black Widow' turned out to be a bereaved African immigrant.
Sir Issac Newton told us why
an apple falls down from the sky etc etc
Och kids nooadays ,they jist dinna get the same standard o public service announcements, nae winner they're a on smack or listening to emo, bring back Alvin Stardust - richt noo.
I'm fucking dying for a piss....
"While Mary Jane busied herself with a saucy three in a bed romp featuring Captain America and The Silver Surfer, Spidey mentally plotted his e-mail to The Suns' Dear Dierdre column."
Spidey's amazing friends had just given him a shot of rocket fuel and burned an embarassing hole in his costume.
After a mates fancy dress party, 34 year old Bud McGroo drinks himself under after realising he can still fit into his 6 year old son's lycra spidey outfit.
"Save a fucking nation and all I can afford is fucking Tennents. I need to have words with some cunt."
You win!!! See either Laura or myself for a free sample of Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum.
is that mr. elrick hiding in there?
I've been sworn to keep his identity secret. But yes.
woo hoo! i'm in this sunday, i will see you then!!
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