Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 [*]You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy. Kung Fu Hustle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 My favourite line from my favourite film: "I cough, I sweat, I have cavities. You'll get over me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 "mmm, butterscotch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 "cock-juggling thunder cunt!"Blade 3?I'll contribute: "My own brother a goddamn shit-sucking vampire!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 blade trinity, indeed.guess the relation to that film in this quote:"I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 [*]Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me 'Let's fuck' TAXI DRIVERTry these..."He broke my watch"You got city hands Mr Hooper. Been countin' money all your life""Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.""A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.""Now, I'm depressed. Now, I feel like killing myself, but, luckily, I'm too depressed to bother""I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio."And finally..."I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Star Trek?close enough billy boyhave this picture of a black child enjoying a cookie as a reward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarpen Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "cale zycie bylem drugi, nawet jak bylem pierwszy - czulem sie jak drugi"joke :]try guess this:"People say crazy sh** during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "cale zycie bylem drugi' date=' nawet jak bylem pierwszy - czulem sie jak drugi"joke :']black hawk down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "cale zycie bylem drugi' date=' nawet jak bylem pierwszy - czulem sie jak drugi"joke :']try guess this:"People say crazy sh** during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.'"CLERKS? It's definitely a Kevin Smith line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 What did you say you spent your summer doing again?I told you i spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.Did you shoot any?YEAH like fifty of 'em. They kept trying to attack my little cousing what the heck would YOU do in a situation like that.What type of gun did you use?A frickin 12 gauge WHAT DO YOU THINK? GOSH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarpen Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Demon -> close ;]incredibledisc -> correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 [*]Your entrance was good' date=' his was better. The difference? Showmanship[/quote']Its one of the batman films yeah? Jim Carrey says it as the riddler....I think?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Demon -> close ;]incredibledisc -> correct You're Polish, yes? My quote is from a film by a Polish director, yet you didn't get it. I'm not surprised you're fleeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Its one of the batman films yeah? Jim Carrey says it as the riddler....I think?!?!Batman Forever - I knew I'd heard it but I couldn't place it until you posted that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 You're Polish' date=' yes? My quote is from a film by a Polish director, yet you didn't get it. I'm not surprised you're fleeing[/quote']would you have known a Jimmy Shand lyric? you are scottish after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsheepie Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 I'll contribute: "My own brother a goddamn shit-sucking vampire!"From Dusk Til DawnHere's mine"Let's kick his ass and take his coat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Its one of the batman films yeah? Jim Carrey says it as the riddler....I think?!?!Batman Forever - I knew I'd heard it but I couldn't place it until you posted thatSome more..."Strange things are afoot at the Circle K""You win five million dollars from the Publisher's sweepstakes and the same day as that big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the Earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?""Man, are you an idiot. You made the classic movie mistake: don't explain so much!""I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got""Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But, at least after death you're not nauseous.""I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 would you have known a Jimmy Shand lyric? you are scottish after all...No, but I'd know a quote from a Peter Mullan film.Actually, I wouldn't. Happily, I wasn't being entirely serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JME Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "Hey that looks like a cock but smaller!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor_dB Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "I don't even own a gun' date=' let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"[/quote']Waynes World!Here's mine..."You know how I know your gay? You like Coldplay.""Come back here so I can taunt you a second time!""Peter...Peter...Get on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "You know how I know your gay? You like Coldplay."QUOTE]The 40 Year Old Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "I ain't got time to bleed" - Duke NukemIt's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. - NapDynTRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! - American PsychoEverything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - probably Charlie and the chocolate factory I got carried away a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsheepie Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 "You win five million dollars from the Publisher's sweepstakes and the same day as that big Ed guy gives you the check' date=' aliens land on the Earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?" "I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got" [/quote']Heathers and Rasing Arizona? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Nobody got mine Heres some easier ones..."You girls don't wanna go messing round no old house....""We came to wreck everything and ruin your life...god sent us""I mean seriously....how often DO you really look at a mans shoes?""Just an observation huh? Who the hell are you man? Isaac fucking Netwon?!""FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT's my name!!""He's very clean..." "oh aye...very clean" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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