Paulscoconutass Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Already been posted:http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28845I also have the uneasy feeling I work for the same private company that helped train these dolphins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 I also have the uneasy feeling I work for the same private company that helped train these dolphins...I doubted this (when will I learn?) at first but having just spent 5 minutes doing a quick google, I can safely say that yes we are involved in training dolphin assassins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 "are they sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads?!?"its Austin Powers all over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 "are they sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads?!?"its Austin Powers all over again no no, these are dolphins not sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 "are they sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads?!?"its Austin Powers all over again Bad tempered Sea Bass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Haha, KBR no train them did they? Im not for employers training animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 I doubted this (when will I learn?) at first but having just spent 5 minutes doing a quick google' date=' I can safely say that yes we are involved in training dolphin assassins...[/quote']pretty soon they'll be training dolphins to maintain oil companies web pages as well no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 no doubt some would say they already train monkeys to do the same... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 I can safely say that yes we are involved in training dolphin assassins...Awesome! Where can I get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Awesome! Where can I get one?can just see it now "radio lucifer in stage show gone wrong shocker"oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Awesome! Where can I get one?according to the interweb' date=' san diego.[url']http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Will they fit a laser to its head for me I wonder..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Will they fit a laser to its head for me I wonder.....Quite possibly, but dolphins have no fingers, so they will not be able to roll up for you or make you cups of tea. So you're better off with the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 I wish I was a fish.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 I wish I was a fish....dolphins are mammals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 snopes believes the story to be untrue:http://www.snopes.com/katrina/rumor/dolphins.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 dolphins are mammals.I know, I was simply stating that I want to be a fish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 snopes believes the story to be untrue:http://www.snopes.com/katrina/rumor/dolphins.asp...And even if it were true, how likely is it that the Dolphins were just swimming about in their holding tank, armed to the teeth with their sophisticated dolphin anti-terrorist weaponry while a hurricane was swiftly approaching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 ...And even if it were true' date=' how likely is it that the Dolphins were just swimming about in their holding tank, armed to the teeth with their sophisticated dolphin anti-terrorist weaponry while a hurricane was swiftly approaching?[/quote']A fishy tale really..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Just imagine if it was the late 60's/early 70's. A dolphin engineered death and the question on everyone's lips would be 'Fuck me! What got in to Flipper?'By the way, wasn't there an ex-military dolphin in Johnny Mnemonic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Good lord...not only do they have weapons of mass destruction and black-ops training, now dolphins can apparently force Homer Simpson to do their bidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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