betamax Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 John Peel (RIP) phoned me from a hotel payphone in Berlin onceIve kissed Pete Shelley on the headMy cousin Vikki is a professional dancer and worked at the Moulin Rouge for a while but now shes on at Blackpool TowerMy other cousin Janice sleeps with lots of famous premier league footballers (oh dear)Ive told Billy Bragg to ''fuck off and stop moaning you commie twat''My cousin Paul has played stand in Drums for Stiff Little FingersIve been alone in an empty room with Sharin Foo (I was too frightened to tell her I love her and will regret this forever)Ive made food for the Royal Family (and watched a colleage from Glasgow add his own bogeys to the recipe - they must get that a lot, yuk)My Dad is a mate of Uri Geller so theoretically Im kinda a friend of a friend of Wackson Jackson (quite worried about that really)Ive hung out with two of the Suicide Girls (suicidegirls.com) but forgot to have sex with themVic Galloway called me a ''sick bastard'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 My dad went to school with Alastair Maclean (author)I've got Leo Sayer to sing to me whilst drunkTold Roger Taylor how surreal everything wasAsked Damon Hill for a 'hurly' in his rather nice carBounced on a trampoline with Tony Hadley and FishSold merch for Midge Ure, Fish and the Dresden DollsHad my ex-fiance chatted up by Aziz Ibrahim (ex-Stone Roses)Sat on the knee and got a good night kiss from Sally GrayFilmed Ray Wilson and Fish for live releasesSpent all night drunkenly chatting with Bruce Watson from Big Country's lovely wifeExchanged emails with Kevin Smith, and Joe WalshCalled Justin from the Darkness a twat who couldnt sing well within earshot of himTold Slvester McCoy he was the best Doctor and had him buy me a pint in returnLoads actually, CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 My cousin plays for Hearts. He used to play for Calley (sp?) Thistle (apparently scored the the goals that kcoked Celtic out of something? Could be wrong, no clue about football....) and I think played for Aberdeen before that.My mums uncle was on the front page of the evening express years ago dubbed the cruelest traffic warden in Aberdeen - he gave parking tickets to an entie funeral congregation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 My cousin plays for Hearts. He used to play for Calley (sp?) Thistle (apparently scored the the goals that kcoked Celtic out of something? Could be wrong' date=' no clue about football....) and I think played for Aberdeen before that..[/quote']Would that be Dennis Wyness by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 i've met billy connoley(sp) a few times, and talked to him for about half an hour whilst watching lonach higland games(is anyone going this weekend?) met sean connery, judy dench and robin williams there too.erm...met the entire rangers team in an airport (back in gazza's day)also called axl rose a cunt to his face when i was lyk nine, hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Would that be Dennis Wyness by any chance?who now plays for Caley Thistle once again.I have no-one even remotely famous in my family or connected to my family. My folks went to school with (former BBC Moscow correspondent, when there was lots happening in Mosco) Angus Roxburgh. And that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 forgot my favorite oneLux Interior out of the Cramps vomitted on my arm after eating a bar of soapwhat an honour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 forgot my favorite oneLux Interior out of the Cramps vomitted on my arm after eating a bar of soapwhat an honour!Better exterior than interior, obv... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Would that be Dennis Wyness by any chance? Yes' date=' that be him!who now plays for Caley Thistle once again.Nope, still at Hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 that'll be news to the Caley fans who watched him score their sixth goal against Alloa last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Weird.... I must be missing something..... ?( Goddamit, this means im gonna have to fone my mother and enquire..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 allow me to save you the trouble http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/i/inverness_ct/4173590.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 My uncle was in the same school class as serial killer dennis nilsen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 forgot my favorite oneLux Interior out of the Cramps vomitted on my arm after eating a bar of soapwhat an honour!That's probably the best thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 That's probably the best thing ever.I wholeheartedly agree.Meeting him would be good enough, but to have him puke over your arm is something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 I wholeheartedly agree.Meeting him would be good enough' date=' but to have him puke over your arm is something else [/quote']it was hot and frothy and he's about 7 foot tall (in big shoes) so said soapy vomit was travelling at a fair velocity (in terms of the speed of sick that is)the only thing that could top it for me would be if The Ig urinated on my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 everybody seem to be talking about people they have met now, so... i got a hug and a kiss off lousie rednap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Joanna~ Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 My name was read out on 'The Birthday Spot' AND on Nickelodeon. I got a free Rocko's Modern Life t-shirt and a Take That video. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I told a crap joke on Andy Cameron's (filthy bigoted comedian(?) that does the pre-match at Ibrox) radio show back when I was a nipper. *Shudders* unclean, so unclean....I had measles at the time, I can only hope I made the twat ill...Paul McStay (ex Celtic and Scotland) was dancing on a table at a gig I did with my old covers band back in Greenock many, many moons ago.I walked past Sue Pollard (Peggy the cleaner from Hi-De-Hi) on Union Terrace. I met Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, Marty Friedman & Nick Menza (Megadeth c.1991) at a signing in Newcastle.The missus has met Sepultura (c.1991) Death (c.1990) Obituary (c.1990) and Faith No More (c.1990). She has Mike Patton's autograph (looks like a blob to me) tattooed on her arm!Kinda makes my Sue Pollard incident look a bit shite doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungie Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Never been compelled to post before but there's no time like the present...My great great great uncle (or thereabouts) was John Henry Anderson aka The Wizard of the North. And he invented the pulling a rabbit out of a hat magic trick. And performed for Queen Victoria. And with the meeting famous folk thing... Erm Paul McCartney, sat beside Bill Cosby at a Chelsea game, walked past Ewan McGregor on the Kings Road in Laandan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 My Auntie went to university with Seamus Heaney (irish writer and poet).Get in.Please tell her to tell him I was terminally bored by his relentlessly bad "bog" poems at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 OK, seeing as nobody else seems to have any shame about the "celebrities" they have met, here goes.I've met:Willie NelsonLes Paul (who signed my guitar )Mark KnopflerThe Everly BrothersKris KristoffersonHank MarvinWas standing right beside Christian Slater at the bar when I went to see the Monty Python musical Spamalot in New York recently but I couldnt be bothered hassling him for autographs and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 The missus has met Sepultura (c.1991) Death (c.1990) Obituary (c.1990) and Faith No More (c.1990). She has Mike Patton's autograph (looks like a blob to me) tattooed on her arm!check for an adams applenow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betamax Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 JUST REMEMBERED>our bassists mam saw John Lennon do a shit in the middle of a living room as a ''party trick'' when she was a wee beatnik in Liverpoolyou should see her now shes fucking massive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Oops, forgot I also met Slash at Heathrow Airport (got him to sign a Les Paul scratchplate) and Chuck Berry in Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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